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>> No.21076867

This is probably the most disgusting thing I've ever read on this image board, or seen

>> No.21076873
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>>21076825
no i have real pussy at home that i can fuck pretty much whenever i want... but ya, have fun with.. candles...

>> No.21076895

>>21076825
i tend to have multiple monitors up at once and a green candle may have lined up with a busted nut once or twice in the past since crypto is 24h

>> No.21076902

nah whenever i do it i'm being ironic

>> No.21076923
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>>21076825
I got a huge uncontrollable boner the first time ETH went to $300 and I suppose I could have masturbated if I really wanted to. I just laid down and tried to unexcite myself

>> No.21076927

>>21076825
If one were hypothetically going to do it this would be much healthier than porn. Google orgasm manifestation

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Yes

>> No.21076970
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21076970

I sometimes masturbate to pictures of money or listen to a money counter asmr and get a little hard
Sometimes I even like to listen to a bank teller counting my money out loud

>> No.21077034

>>21076970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sszM2qK_dkw

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>>21077034
kek

>> No.21077218

>>21076867
You must be new, lets say I've seen illegal porn on this site before. Absolutely disgusting people use this site.

>> No.21077261

>>21077218
ILLEGAL PORN? ON 4CHAN?

>> No.21077338

>>21077218
Wooooooooooosh

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>>21077034
When he pulled out that dollar I got a little excited

>> No.21077383

>>21076825
I’ve masturbated to my nudes before. Is that gay?

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>>21077338
>r/woosh

>> No.21077451

>>21076867
I'd best not tell you about the time I stuck a carrot up my ass whilst tugging over a huge red candle then

>> No.21077482

>>21076825
Not directly but I have and jacked off to the thought of all the hookers I'm going to be able to pay to pretend they love me

>> No.21077513

Bro?

>> No.21077555

>>21076867
>>21077218
>>21077338
>>21077513
Holy fuck. Since when did the redditors raid this board

>> No.21077587

>>21076873
>he fell for the woman meme
cringe

>> No.21077596

>>21076825
You're literally the only one not doing this OP, and yes it's weird

>> No.21077616

>>21077034
i need an asmr version where he swings a chicken over his head

>> No.21077617

>>21077555
2013 and 2016 were huge influxes of reddit

>> No.21077639

I used to panic wank to dumps I was in, or pumps I was not in. Literally uncontrollable wanking in a state of serious anxiety. Even in public sometimes, or in my car. Was terrible.

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>>21076867
>>21076873
>not masturbating to green candles and Sergey
ngmi

>> No.21078021

>>21077674
Now now Sergey is a different story that man is an oily walrus waiting for a good pounding I'd turn down tonight with my own cousin for that man, and she's even one of those real girls and not one of those trannies