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Dude just incest into large cap ETFs and Bonds!

Why do normies fucking think like this??

>> No.21068575

>>21068541
>incest

>> No.21068619

>>21068541
>incest

>> No.21068637

Ops pic is very sexist. It can be turned around easily where the girl says "I want to be loved please" and the guy says "give me sex whore" so fuck you incel white supremacists. No wonder girls won't be with you lmao

>> No.21068649

the family that invests together stays together

>> No.21068668

>>21068575
>>21068619
he trained his autocorrect well

>> No.21068688

>>21068541
>incest

>> No.21068719

>>21068541
they hate risk and fear social stigma much like this faggot >>21068637

>> No.21068720

>>21068541
>incest

>> No.21068724

>>21068541
>Dude just incest

>> No.21068728

Incesting is a good short term investment for low housing costs, bad long term for medical fees spent on birthing deformed abnormalities.

>> No.21068750

>>21068541
>>21068637
>normies
>phone posting
>incels

>> No.21068791

>>21068541
>incest
that out of the way, the reason is because normalfags are absolutely 100% risk averse. The only thing they can stomach are safe mutual fund bullshit that's just enough to keep paces with inflation rates.

>> No.21068799

>>21068728
you can incest without breeding. found a loophole

>> No.21068902

>>21068728
This world is so unfair. My selfish boomer parents never gave me a daughter to fuck. Now I have to find a stranger to partner with and wait at least 11 years for prime incest pussy. Even then there's only a 50% chance that the incest will have enough liquidity to properly use.

>> No.21069115

>>21068541
>Incest

>> No.21069178

>>21068541
Based

>> No.21069183

>>21068637
>sexist
>muh marxist buzzwords

Feel free to fuck off and never come back.

>> No.21069209

>>21068541
>into large cap ETFs and Bonds!
Thanks to whoever the fuck made the first Statera thread. It was invest funds so something I knew about for crypto, so should be safe right?
First time I invested something shilled outside /smg/ and whatddya know a fucking INDEX FUND did a 2700% ROI
Closed all my fucking boomer bluechip positions and started DCAing more into STA.
Never visited /smg/ after it reached 300%

>> No.21069248

>>21069209
*index fund

>> No.21069288

>>21068541
Because that antiquated boomer trash is shilled to them. Normalfags still watch television (cable), remember.

>> No.21069327

>>21068637
Women don’t love men they love their children.

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21069354

>>21068637
FUCK YOU ROASTIE WHORE

>> No.21069377

>>21068637
>buy my bussy pics is equivalent to demanding sex
you are actually and unironically retarded

>> No.21069425

>>21068541
Because when omega-normies (Normies without so much as a single large cap bond ETF) invest for the first time, they go all-in on Sketchers and call the SEC after every stock split.

The well adjusted bond owning Norman knows this is a normal phase every normie goes through when investing for the first time, as they themselves lost 2k making Sketchers their whole portfolio back in the 1983.

The logical conclusion they reach is the markets are too complicated for them to beat.

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21069535

>>21068637
Fantastic bait; very realistic. Enjoy your well earned (((yous))). Next time invest that effort into a portfolio.