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daily reminder to buy chainlink

>> No.21056187
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>>21055360
Good shit
Phase 3 incoming

>> No.21056203

dumb cultists

>> No.21056382

>>21056203
kill the cultists, loot treasure, find ancient tablet

>> No.21056437
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"KIKE NIGGER JEWS AGAIN!" Sergey roared stomping into his office decorated to look suspiciously like the Cayman Islands.
"What's the problem this time?" inquired Adelyn looking up from her wet dictionary with a jaded glance.
Rory and Thomas stood over in the corner by the coffee machine. Rory shrugged his shoulders, Thomas rolled his eyes and mouthed "not again" to Rory. Rory, not wanting to get involved in yet another morning 'incident', thought of his wife's son and all they had built together.
"Well..." Sergey began before staring into space for a solid 42 seconds. The others had grown accustomed to this inevitable delay and waited patiently.
"The media, in all their wisdom, cannot see the value of smart contracts; but flippantly share BLM bullcrap". “It’s like a torrent of shit published minute by minute hour by hour!” Rory and Thomas kept their poker faces while Adelyn blew a big bubble of blue HubbaBubba, seemingly immune to the rhetoric, possibly because she was an Asian woman on loan from the Chinese state department.
"And, what's worst," Sergey continued jumping up and down, his fat violently oozing, his chubby arms flailing wide around, "that Microsoft dude is coming today and I'm just not in the mood to talk about "how much I care about BLM"” Sergey fingered the air overemphasizing the quotes and the problem.
"Aww just focus on your oracles sweetie" said Adelyn cooing, "that's what he's come for. Try and stay focused!"
"yeah focused and 1keoy" thought Sergey. Out loud he said with a wink "You're right my little spelling bee, everyone come over here for a group huddle"
Rory and Thomas looked over at each other and sighed in unison and Adelyn complied with a ‘white people walking past you grimace’ expression on her face.
Each put their hands into the center, "One Two Three, We Just Win" they shouted together smiling the Smart Contract mandated smile

>> No.21056535
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>>21056382
Follow God Obey the law Worship the Gods Respect your parents Be overcome by justice Know what you have learned Perceive what you have heard Be/Know yourself Intend to get married Know your opportunity Think as a mortal If you are a stranger act like one Honor the hearth (or Hestia) Control yourself Help your friends Control anger Exercise prudence Honor providence Do not use an oath Love friendship Cling to discipline Pursue honor Long for wisdom Praise the good Find fault with no one Praise virtue Practice what is just Be kind to friends Watch out for your enemies Exercise nobility of character Shun evil Be impartial Guard what is yours Shun what belongs to others Listen to everyone Be (religiously) silent Do a favor for a friend Nothing to excess Use time sparingly Foresee the future Despise insolence Have respect for suppliants Be accommodating in everything Educate your sons Give what you have Fear deceit Speak well of everyone Be a seeker of wisdom Choose what is divine Act when you know Shun murder Pray for things possible Consult the wise Test the character Give back what you have received Down-look no one Use your skill Do what you mean to do Honor a benefaction Be jealous of no one Be on your guard Praise hope Despise a slanderer Gain possessions justly Honor good men Know the judge Master wedding-feasts Recognize fortune Flee a pledge Speak plainly Associate with your peers Govern your expenses Be happy with what you have Revere a sense of shame Fulfill a favor

>> No.21056588
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21056588

reminder to short with zeus capital and profit off linkies losing everything

>> No.21057029

>>21056588
Take your meds

>> No.21057055

>>21056588
What the fuck is this shit? My brain hurts

>> No.21057303

>>21057029
cope
>>21057055
linkies destruction.mp4

>> No.21057761

>>21057055
proof

>> No.21057833

>>21057303
Ok and how exactly? Your chart is a giant mess.

>> No.21057925

I'm going to laugh when this shit crashes back to sub-$4 in a week along with the rest of the market.

>> No.21058010

>>21057925
genuinely curious why you think it will dump? I know sentiment is riduculously euphoric but chart looks pretty good for link

>> No.21058020

>>21057303
Tell us how much you lost, shitskin.

>> No.21058130

Take it with a pinch of salt,

I bought 1.4 million links 2 years ago based on a business default I took out two years ago during a plummet. (0.16 usd)

I washed linked so much now, my wallet is at 22 million, I will keep rinsing and repeating until I have all the links. I'm doing this for you biz.

>> No.21058193
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>>21058010
Smart money's cashing out. His last cash out was right before the crash.

People are in euphoria mode right now while the economy itself is in shambles. Something's about to give.

>> No.21058273

>>21058193
This is true

>> No.21058899

>>21058193
why would crypto dump in an upcoming stock market dump?

>> No.21059290

>>21058899
Gee, I don't know. It totally didn't mirror the market's crash the last time.

>> No.21059351

>>21058193
>bezos selling: is summer euphoria coming to an end already?
Chico Cryptography detected.

>> No.21059370

>>21059290
you sarcastic cock sucker, get the fuck off this board

>> No.21059536

>>21059370
Dumb questions reap dumb answers.

I hope you're fully invested when it all shits the bed. You deserve to lose your money to someone with a brain.

>> No.21059633

>>21058193
bezos in buying chainlink
dont ask me how i know, but its true

>> No.21059698

>>21059633
How you know?

>> No.21059739

>>21059698
dont ask me
here is another dubs so you can see im not bullshitting you

>> No.21059770

>>21056437
>Adelyn
>Chinese
You blew it

>> No.21059833

Simeon should really do a Link-fudding song so we can all laugh at him.
Maybe some Bulgarian goat-herding style number?
Could work..

>> No.21059840

I bought at 1.10 for fucks sake in 2018. Seen it went to 0.30 and then soar to 4.60.
Did not sell. I actually had medication for that shit when it went back into fuckosphere.
Now that wallet is worth over 1 million dollars.
It WILL go back to half it's value I am sure. But hands going from granite to jello and back are hardened to adamantium.
No proof because doxxing. No need for it.
t. Top 300 wallet.

>> No.21059887

>>21056588
>check out this line I drew
>ITS OVER

>> No.21059949

>>21055360
>smartcon
everyone attending is already partnered with chainlink, priced in
>oracle
announced years ago, won't pump the price

>> No.21060004

>>21055360
Good God, i'm so excited for you guys

>> No.21060071

>>21059949
I’m torn on Smartcon. It would be super gay to have nothing of interest at your own fucking con.

>> No.21060143

>>21060071
Agree. Ripple had the same conference about 3 years ago - Bill fucking Clinton spoke there. Was priced in weeks before it even happened and dumped shortly thereafter.

>> No.21060878

>>21056588
These are the ravings of a mad man.

>> No.21061312

>>21056187
So your saying in 5 days we start the mission to 53 usd?

>> No.21061350

it won’t break 10 dollars screen cap this

>> No.21061480

>>21056588
>comparing to BTC at $200 to FUD
Nice

>> No.21061516

>>21060143
bill Clinton will speak at Smartcon too

>> No.21061625

>>21059290
That was to prime the herd into dumping their cones into the Jews buy orders

>> No.21061901

>>21058899
>people sell crypto to buy cheap stocks
>people sell crypto because of the prospect that it will go down so they can buy back in cheaper
>people sell crypto because the economy is in the toilet and they need to pay for shit

>> No.21062522

>>21061312
After Smartcon probably, 29th of August

>> No.21062703

>>21059633
He could buy the entirety of chainlink with that trade alone. Well, not the entirety of it, because I'm never selling my stack

>> No.21062876

>>21055360
today i will remind them

>> No.21063297

>>21059536
not really a dumb question

I was wondering if you had any original thought regarding why crypto would drop with stocks considering many believe crypto to be a hedge against equities and fiat currencies

but I guess not, all you did was look at a 6 month chart a drew a pretty fucking retarded conclusion, will gold sell off as well then? considering that also got hit to shreds at the start of covid?

kek

>>21061901
sounds obvious in theory but this should theoretically happen to hedges such as gold and silver as well, which it doesn't

>> No.21063605

Can u guys post your best chainlink Pepe's.

>> No.21063676

>>21063605
no

>> No.21063759

>>21063676
Nigger.