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You're a young wolf in the 1980's as a Wall-Street investor. What's the first thing you do?

>> No.21048701

>>21048688
Invent crypto

>> No.21048705

buy chainlink

>> No.21048733

>>21048701
based

>> No.21048798

sex with hookers without condom ;)

>> No.21048814

>>21048688
Coke

>> No.21048815

>>21048688
Create google

>> No.21048972

quaaludes

>> No.21049000

Sniff Margot Robbie's farts

>> No.21049023

>>21048688
Get people to buy shitc.. I mean pink sheet stocks.

>> No.21049935

>>21048688
First thing?
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of myself. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

>> No.21050014

>>21048688
snort blow

>> No.21050050

>>21049935
based

>> No.21050076

>>21049935
american psycho?

>> No.21050097

invest in bad dragon dildo corporation

>> No.21050115

>>21048688
Every fucking dollar into microsoft, ibm, and everything related to computers and internet.

>> No.21050148

>>21050115
>gets wiped out in ‘87
>and again in ‘99

>> No.21050160

short silver

>> No.21050394

Bet on major sporting events with my handy dandy sports almanac

>> No.21050424

>>21050076
woah...

>> No.21050448

invent onlyfans to accelerate the degeneration of society

>> No.21050451

suck the bosses hog to get ahead

>> No.21051073

invent a rudimentary form of the internet and boot up a proto /biz/ and charge $100 a pop for (((exclusive market insights)))

>> No.21051326

>>21048688
T E L D A R
E
L
D
A
R

I'm tellin' you chief, it's a winner.

>> No.21051837

>>21049935
B A S E D

>> No.21052075

>>21050014
>>21048972
>>21048798
>>21048814
In this order

>> No.21052206

>>21048688
Buy AAPL, MSFT and short IBM and Xerox

>> No.21052237

rape

>> No.21052268

>>21052206
Hope you like being poor for a decade

>> No.21052408

kerb-stomp homos for shitting their diseases all over human beings.

>> No.21052575

>>21048688
Kill george floyd before he was born

>> No.21052653

>>21052268
It will pay off, as long as I sell before the .com bubble crashes

>> No.21052791

>>21048688
Market buy FUND (unification). Neyma about to make us rich.

>> No.21052859

>>21049935
Hey, cool it with the anti-semitic remarks.

>> No.21052933

>>21048688
creampie my secretary 48 times in one day

>> No.21053318
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21053318

>>21048688
>You're a young wolf in the 1980's as a Wall-Street investor. What's the first thing you do?
kill a prostitute
then leverage long bonds

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>>21052237
>rape
based

>>21052575
>Kill george floyd before he was born
heroic

>>21052933
>creampie my secretary 48 times in one day
coomer-pilled

>> No.21053515

>>21048688
I'd turn on my Yamaha stereo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDnAVEQDXHc

>> No.21053631

>>21051073
So A cheap bloomberg terminal

>> No.21054009

>>21048688
buy bitcoin you idiot

>> No.21054257

>>21048688
I woul load up on 10/19/1987 S&P500 puts then PUMP IT

>> No.21054713

>>21049935
I’m walking on sunshine