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2101497 No.2101497 [Reply] [Original]

Alright, /biz/. I understand nothing on this board, so I need you to redpill me on business and finance and money.


I'm currently broke and as a result have no way of paying for my college education. But I'm willing to sell my soul to the jews to make money, if necessary.

>> No.2101512

How to make money:

Rule #1: Buy low, sell high.

Rule #2: Invest in bull markets. (Markets that are very hot, rising quickly. For example: the cryptocurrency market is currently the hottest market on the planet, but there are others, such as the Iranian stockmarket, which are also very heated.)

>> No.2101519

What is FAFSA. What are grants. What are scholarships. What is being a flippant retard.

>> No.2101523

Invest all your money in crypto then when you think you made money pull out and get raped by the tax man

>> No.2101563

>>2101512
>>2101523
tf is crypto? is it the meme on this board?

>> No.2101624

I'm with you op wtf is going on, and how does this Bitcoin work.

>> No.2101633

>>2101563
its the whole board

>> No.2101659

>>2101497
Goyim have no souls.

>> No.2101674

>>2101519
Parents are illegal so no federal aid or grants.

Not smart enough but not dumb enough for scholarships also no sport either... just plain average here.

>> No.2101721

>>2101497
>IF necessary
bahahhahahahahahaha.
Oh sweet sweet summer child.

>> No.2101967

>>2101523
>get raped by the tax man
your risk, governments profit
kek