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I wish I knew how to play Poker.

Can someone teach me?

>> No.20937749

>>20937680
best place to learn here https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/

>> No.20937770

>>20937680
fold often

>> No.20938077

Where can you play online poker in burgerland i miss pokerstars

>> No.20938100

>>20937770
this is unironically the best advice

>> No.20938119

>>20937770

All in all the time

>> No.20938142

>>20937680
Learn how to play and then play poker on $ACED.

>> No.20938381

>>20937680
I'm not very good at it.

>> No.20938422

>>20938142
What other games can you play there? And I assume you use ACED tokens with no fiat or KYC bs?

>> No.20938533

>>20937770
this
>>20938119
also this

>> No.20938634

>>20937680
Look straight into the eyes of your opponents, and you'll be able to tell whether they have it or not. Then act accordingly.

>> No.20938657

>>20938422
https://www.acedcoin.com/

>> No.20938678

you gotta know when to hold em
know when to fold em
know when to walk away
and know when to run

>> No.20938696

>>20937680

I can unironically teach you how to play competent winning poker in a short amount of time. Email me mildelk[at]mail.com and we can discusss it further.

>> No.20938804

>>20937770
>>20938119

poker advice from /biz/ is just as bad as the business advice from /biz/

>fold often but all in all the time

lol

>> No.20938886

Just learn how to play .01/.02 online and beat it for 20bb/100. You'll crush any local 1/2 game.

>> No.20938957

>>20938886
this. play cheap online tables enough to learn mechanics, winning hands given the cards on the table, and calculate rough out odds for your hand. puts you well ahead of most casual people

>> No.20939015

I watched some video blogs of a guy who retired from poker. He had marks who he would specifically target. There was a chinese guy he found who had no idea what he was doing and threw away hundreds of thousands every time he played. The guy was in Germany and would wake up at obscene hours just to snipe this guy's tables by setting alerts on his phone.

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20939024

>>20937680
Come to my underground game my bizraeli friend. Im running it as i type this

>> No.20939032

>>20937680
>>20938696

Seriously though OP, if you ever come back to the thread send me an e-mail and we can discuss which sites you should play on and how to avoid various pitfalls most beginners fall into as well as many rules of thumb I've come up with in my 15 years of playing poker.

>> No.20939035

>>20938804
Lmao

>> No.20939038

>>20938957
I agree with this gentlemen. If you commit yourself to learning basic fundamentals(pots odds, implied odds, position, ranges, and post flop play) then you will make it very far. It can can seem overwhelming at first, but poker is a lot of fun and can be somewhat rewarding if you are willing to stick with it.

>> No.20939047

>>20937680
Phil Helmuth has good vids on YouTube to learn tournament poker. You’ll lose a lot less money playing tourneys that’s my advice to you... ive won tournaments with 400+ players due to sticking to the basics and using psychology

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20939193

>mfw friends try to brag to me about their 3 digit poker winnings

waste of time

>> No.20939221

>>20938804
but still better than any advice from /adv/

>> No.20939317

>>20937680
Any Face pockets, or A to 10 suited, all in pre flop.

>> No.20939372

>>20937680
It really depends on the game. Anyone can teach you the rules, but there's a certain something you either have or you don't. It's almost like a 6th sense. Without it the best you can hope to do is be a tournament player. Winning cash players all have that edge even if they don't realize they have it.

>> No.20939654

>>20939193
2 digits was all I needed. I was consistently winning $15 double or nothing 8 player tourneys. Ps. It’s not even hard