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>Join conference call
>Hello who just joined?
>Hi, its Karl from Business Transformation & Implementation Strategy
>Hi Karl, you're on the line with Deb & Frank from Digital Implementations & Apps, Joe from Digital Transformation, Todd from Midwest Regional Operations, an-
>*beep boop*
>Hello who just joined?
>...
>Hello did someone just join?
>-ah! Sorry, I had my phone on mute. *WOOF WOOF* WOOF! WOOF!* This is Steve from Implementation Analytics, Enterprise Intelligence & Data Science Infrastructure Solutions
>Hi Steve, you're on the line with Karl from Business Transfo-*WOOF WOOF! WOOF!* -mentation Strategy, Deb & Frank from Digital Implementations & Apps, Joe fr-
>*beep boop*
>Hello? Who just joined?

>> No.20936842
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>shares screen

>> No.20936883

>>20936570
Fucking kek

>> No.20937066

>>20936842
lmao

>> No.20937138

>hi guys can you hear me, i just connect my headset then w***
>writes in chat
>guys
>you need to select another sound output Ranjeesh
beep boop
>Hello guys my screen share doesn't work today so we need to look at the screenshots I posted on slack
>Mark please mute your mic , we can here your wife and her boyfriend
>Guys can you hear me now?

beep boop

>> No.20937460

>>20936570
>Hi, this is Beatrice from Strategic Implimentation, Management, Planning and Service's relating to human resources.
>We need you all to send you inclusion/diversity reports for the past quarter.
>We need to boost our percentages YoY so we make our KPIs.
>Remember social responsibilty increases shareholder value.
>Thats all my cats need food. And I also don't appreciate my cats getting micro agressed by your dogs barking at. It's your fault they require special diet for their feline IBS.
>Who was that who just joined the call I need to go change a litter box.

>> No.20937561

>HI IS MARK HERE CAN YOU ALL HEAR ME THIS IS DANIEL FROM MARKETING. I CAN'T HEAR ANY OF YOU CAN YOU SPEAK LOUDER?

>> No.20937615
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>*child starts screaming in the background*

>> No.20937834

>hello?
>can you hear me?

>> No.20937896

>haha I'm pretty new to all this zoom business haha

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>Let's take this offline; we'll sync-up on this action item later
>No need to boil the ocean, the team doesn't have enough bandwidth in the current sprint

>people who have video turned on but hardware camera shutter is shut
>people who are unmuted and have slight amount of intermittent background noise which is annoying as fuck but not egregious enough for you to actually ask them to mute
>people who have to marry every comment in chat with some sort of boomer-tier gif including minions or Colbert

>> No.20938207

>>20938120
Whoa how do I do gif in chat and show me some good ones

>> No.20938554

Ok if nobody else has any comments I’m going to give everyone back ten minutes