thank you sirgay

[Anonymous No.20936222]

I unironically told a qt about my (relatively modest compared to lots of you) chainlink gainz on a first date yesterday and ended up explaining to her what an API is and why it's so ridiculously useful for chainlink and smart contracts. Actually brought her back to mine afterwards and we fucked and it was great. Bitchez love solving oracle problems. All gonna make it (I hope).

[Anonymous No.20936290]

>>20936222
congralwroons

[Anonymous No.20936301]

>>20936222
make sure to ghost her before she finds out what you're like behind a vague promise of wealth and language that she's never heard before.

[Anonymous No.20936336]

>>20936222
dont ever reveal your stack. rule number one anon.

[Anonymous No.20936356]

>>20936222
Nothing has ever not happened as much as this, despite the epic digits

[Anonymous No.20936369]

>>20936222
She probably creamed as soon as she heard "Chainlink solves the Oracle problem". It was a done deal at that point. Well done, my nigger

[Anonymous No.20936428]

>>20936222
Can't argue with trips of truth

[Anonymous No.20936469]

i once got laid by a russian chick cuz she was impressed by my chainlink gains. and get this: she said I was really smart because "sergey is russian", meaning he must have been worth investing in, lol.

[Anonymous No.20936518]

>>20936356

lol the digits represent the highly unusual amount of luck i've been having very recently. you think a guy talking about a slightly autistic topic is enough to put off a girl who just wants to get laid? nah doesn't work like that.

>>20936469

absolutely based my man i know how you feel.

[Anonymous No.20936657]

>>20936222
>fornicating
ngmi

[Anonymous No.20936706]

>>20936657
this
only sex im getting is banging my friends wives and gfs
once i make it