How do I get a sugar mummy?

[Anonymous No.20935118]

[Anonymous No.20935204]

thats gross imagine being forced to lick her baby portal

[Anonymous No.20935270]

>>20935204
>her
have you learned nothing here

[Anonymous No.20935271]

>>20935204
haha imagine her breastfeeding you and then giving you your allowance haha I'm not into that kind stuff

[Anonymous No.20935284]

>>20935118
i never understood scatfags until now. i would do anything to be with her one night. even if it's just to be her toilet.

[Anonymous No.20935297]

>>20935204
Imagine.

[Anonymous No.20935314]

>>20935118
HONESTLY THIS IS PART OF my mid game strategy. IDK HOW TO GET there but I think it has to do with being attractive and joining one of those lonely dating websites for mentally ill rich cougars. ILL LET YOU KNOW how it goes maybe in a year.

[Anonymous No.20935505]

>>20935271
My mother didn't breastfeed me...she said she just wanted to remain friends.

[Anonymous No.20935595]

>>20935118
I’ve spent an evening with a mature woman like this after a wedding. Upon discovering I was a virgin and nearly a pitcher of rum and Diet Coke, she took me back to her room in the hotel and had her way with me.

[Anonymous No.20935634]

>>20935118
that blokes mainlining amphetamine or someshit

[Anonymous No.20935654]

>>20935595
why not me

[Anonymous No.20935675]

>>20935595
sounds like a porno id watch

[Anonymous No.20935694]

Can someone upload a video of that or link me so I can view on mobile. I have an insane lust for a sugar mommy rn

[Anonymous No.20935736]

>>20935595
based. older women are usually freaky in bed. I hope you stuck your tongue up her asshole and came on her face.

[Anonymous No.20935863]

>>20935736
Nothing like that, just some deep kissing, playing with her tits/sucking on them. And her riding me. The actual penetration didn’t last that long being me first time, I was sober too, and not using a condom. She didn’t have any kids, but was infertile I think. The unforgettable event was busting inside of her, having her learn forward to nibble on my ear with this grin on her face, and literally getting so wound up that I came a second time while I was still Inside her.

My hand is tighter, but that’s something I’d never be able to replicate with porn and masturbation,

[Anonymous No.20935905]

>>20935595
>>20935863
how old were you anon? hope this isn't a larp, sounds fun

[Anonymous No.20935977]

>>20935595
god i wish that were me, id feel like half my female teachers would have gone this route if i wasnt such a social retard.

older women just have a thing for me. what do?

[Anonymous No.20935978]

>step
Always ruins it.

[Anonymous No.20936007]

>>20935905
A few months removed from my 21st birthday.

I don’t think she would have done it had she not been completely tanked. I don’t regret it as a learning experience and I think she enjoyed letting me ‘explore’, but this was a one time thing where I’d never keep company with people in events where they’re intoxicated.

[Anonymous No.20936018]

>>20935297
who the fuck is this guy and why do i see this stupid image everywhere

[Anonymous No.20936158]

Can we get back on track gentlemen? How to get a sugarmommy. Right now I think the easiest route is to get /fit/, maybe even become a personal trainer to meet older women.

[Anonymous No.20936183]

>>20936018
hes an irl /ck/ meme

[Anonymous No.20936313]

>>20936158
Find one on plenty of fish.

[Anonymous No.20936314]

>>20936158
get with a teacher

[Anonymous No.20936328]

>>20936158
I'm currently banging a chick 5 years older than me that buys all our meals and stuff if that counts. I didn't to let her pay at first until I learned she makes 2x as much as a I do. Just constantly gaslight them like you would any other woman

[Anonymous No.20936343]

>>20935118
I don't know
Maybe put your tinder profile from 40-50

[Anonymous No.20936505]

pro milf and gilf fucker here. depending where you live try getting a milf/gilf that is foreign. the language barrier gives you a safety cushion and makes you more brave. it lets you be direct instead of having to chat up for weeks to fuck. i literally banged at least 1 different milf/gilf a month not counting my regular fuck buddies. only reason i stopped was because i found a gf who fit my rare requirements. asian with a big fucking ass, not small, not bubble, big wide ass.

[Anonymous No.20936521]

>>20936007
You sound like a complete and massive faggot

[Anonymous No.20936552]

>>20936505
How do you get them to financially support you though?

[Anonymous No.20936565]

>>20936505
the only bad thing i forgot to mention was that they are literal boomers so you need to have facebook to chat with them. just make a fake one so that they don't get your real info. regardless if they're old or young always give info unless you're seriously trying to date

[Anonymous No.20936604]

>>20936565
always give fake info*

>>20936565
a lot of milfs/gilfs are loaded but i never really got a sugar mommy because i didn't want one. i just wanted to fuck but if you use some of my advice it will help get you a sugar mommy.

[Anonymous No.20936616]

>>20936521
Y... you too.

[Anonymous No.20936671]

>>20935654
bc you smell like shit

[Anonymous No.20936684]

>>20936018
>guy

[Anonymous No.20936694]

>>20936007
Damn, you were young. I would feel totally weird about having sex with someone who's drunk if I was sober. But if she was a hot milf type then I'd maybe consider it. A little hard to believe that she didnt know what she was doing since you were only 21.
>>20936505
>>20936604
but how did you get into contact with them in the first place

[Anonymous No.20936699]

>>20935863
wow you gave away the larp by saying you came twice in a 30 second span. lol try harder virgin

[Anonymous No.20936753]

How do I fuck old hot women? I’ve only ever slept with 3 women in my entire life. I’m 25 and haven’t pursued pussy in 2 years after getting tired of their shit. But I’ve always wanted to plow 40+ year old MILFs. I find them extremely attractive. What do?

[Anonymous No.20936766]

>>20936699
He was a pure virgin, I can see her just not getting off and him getting hard again after like 2-3 minutes

[Anonymous No.20936770]

>>20936671
oh

[Anonymous No.20936776]

>>20936699
It defies physiology, I know. It was like not having a refractory period, cumming a second time shortly after.

[Anonymous No.20936801]

>>20936505
>Asian
Opinion
Discarded

[Anonymous No.20936802]

>>20935118
1) give her flowers
2) tell her she has an adjustable anus
3) play hard to get and never be the first one to speak after first encounter

[Anonymous No.20936805]

tiktok was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.20936813]

>>20936694
My only role was not saying no or turning anything down.

[Anonymous No.20936827]

Women are materialistic as fuck, I'm a poorfaggot to the max but I spend every day in the gym getting swole and women never want me for more than a one night stand. They'll gladly cheat on their beta providers but will never support you as a sugar mommy. Even though the government is artificially inflating their wages to the max they still think it's 1910 and a man has to provide for them everything, so yeah, you're never going to find a woman that will support you financially so give up that thought immediately. Been dumped countless times by women who are 3/10 but well off and I'm a solid 8-9/10 and it good shape but after 2 months of paying for me something in them kicks in and they get rid of me. They want it all and no matter how they look they think they're entitled to it.

[Anonymous No.20936872]

>>20935118
>My stepmom in a nutshell
Basically a blonde bombshell trophy wife for my dad. Her daughter is even more of a knockout. I really like people like this. They know how to chill and have fun. Ahhh sadly I don't live with them anymore.

[Anonymous No.20936880]

>>20935863
you said you drank a pitcher of rum and coke earlier so this is clearly a larp and you’re a fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.20936890]

>>20936766
The smell of her hair, having boobs resting on me and nibbling on my ear put me over the edge. Funny thing is, I haven’t been laid since or gone on a single date or made an effort with any woman at all

[Anonymous No.20936924]

>>20936694
in person and in dating apps. my advice about the foreign milfs was about picking them up irl. if i just saw a sexy ass milf in the street or in the store i would go up to them and compliment them and ask for their facebook. like i said the language barrier makes you more brave (at least for me) and lets you be more direct about your intentions. also when you get rejected you don't feel shit compared to if you were rejected by someone who speaks your language fluently. also never ask if they have boyfriends or if they're married, almost all of them are attached anyways but they still cheat which imo makes the sex better when you breed them. be prepared to have your own place or fuck in hotels for this reason. they will almost never bring you home because their husbands or children are there.

[Anonymous No.20936936]

>>20936880
She did, stupid. I was sober and a maintain as a teetotaler to this very day.

[Anonymous No.20936981]

>>20935505
bro....