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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's orders in his wallet already, hands unsteady
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To make gains, but he keeps on checkin'
/biz/ threads and fudding, the whole board gets hype now
He opens coinbase, but the funds won't come out
It's mooning, now, everybody's driving' wow
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!

Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes anon, he sold
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows the whale strategy
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to live out his own, virtual fantasy
Back to the chan again yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go shill this thread and hope it don't pass him

You better lose yourself in the trading, the meming
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to lambo
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
You better lose yourself in the pumping the dumping
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to lambo
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

>> No.2092980

this is now an RDD thread

>> No.2092983

>>2092980
Dgb thread

>> No.2092984
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2092984

Absolute gayest shit i've ever seen OP.

>> No.2092986

bretty good now do the rest of the song and i'll give you 100 DGB if it's good

>> No.2092987

8/10 bretty gud

>> No.2092992

You started out okay, but you got the wrong number of syllables so your parody ultimately sounds clumsy.

checkin' vs. forgetting, I noticed right away

>> No.2092997

>>2092971

honestly the last time I saw this many memes for a coin it was usually for BTC, LTC, and ETH

There's shilling for coins that aren't worth anything, then there's the memes that don't stop for the coins that become a major part of the crypto world. This is it.

>> No.2093038

>>2092984

>> No.2093123

>>2092986
The profits escaping, through weak hands that are breaking
This coin is prime for some staking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normie life not worth it', but super neetdom's close to post-perfect
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows his load over these sats is all on him
Chart to chart shows, he's known as the meme-master
Lonely roads, Kek only knows, he's grown fatter at home, he's no father
He goes home and barely holds his own laughter
But hold your bags 'cause here goes the cold water
These whales don't want it no mo, it's cold product
They moved on to the next coin that flows, he nose dove and sold nada
So the dump begins is told and unfolds, I suppose nobody wins, but the trades go on
Da da dumb da dumb da da

You better lose yourself in the trading, the meming
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to lambo
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
You better lose yourself in the pumping, the dumping
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to lambo
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

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>> No.2093264

>>2092971
So sick anon. Spit that shit.

>> No.2093424

>>2092984
>>2092984
This shit is not on poloniex. Won't moon. PIVX only mooned because people were expecting another 100$ DASH.