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[Anonymous No.20909962]

How much money do I need to make up for never having any childhood friends or romantic experiences? How much ETH do I need to stop resenting my girlfriend for having two ex boyfriends while I didn't lose my virginity to her until I was 28? How many Link to stop getting blind in anger at every coming of age movie I see on TV?

[Anonymous No.20910489]

>>20909962
shes gonna cheat on you lol. sell your crypto and buy a big stick to beat her with

[Anonymous No.20910527]

>>20909962
Equivalent of 10 million USD

[Anonymous No.20910585]

>>20909962
>two ex boyfriends
and a few dozen nigger cocks in every orifice of her body

[Anonymous No.20910590]

>>20909962
tfw also latebloomer
if you decide shes a thot and pathologized there are still places in the world where white girls are raised right and knowing being marriagable will save them from borderline poverty keeps them in check

[Anonymous No.20910628]

>>20910585
Keep your fetish to yourself

[Anonymous No.20910646]

>>20910585
Stop it!
You're making him feel worse.

[Anonymous No.20910723]

>>20910646
>You're making him feel worse.
that was my intention. it's for his own good. he'll thank me later.

[Anonymous No.20910734]

>>20910585
>>20910646
she wouldn't fuck a nigger but she did have a threesome before she's no saint but she's not a thot either and owns her own home where i live rent free while buying crypto but she wants a family soon and i don't want to waste her time if i'm going to end up ending it because of my insecurities about her past i think the only way i'll ever be able to be at peace with it is cheating on her a couple times but then how could i live with myself

[Anonymous No.20910930]

>>20909962

Realize that placing your penis in a particular place means fucking nothing. Caring about your GF's exes is the most cucked thing ever. Who gives a fuck. They don't exist in her life anymore. You are too fucking old to care about sex and multiple partners the way that fucking teens do. Do you love her? Good, just don't fuck it up and focus on improving your relationship.

Also you will make friends anon. Stuff like that just happens, you just need to change up your routine a bit.

[Anonymous No.20910935]

>>20910734
>she wouldn't fuck a nigger but she did have a threesome
oh, that changes everything. go ahead and propose. i'm sure things will turn out great for the both of you.

[Anonymous No.20910967]

Anon stop being insecure.

Always remember she isn't your, it's just your turn...

[Anonymous No.20911004]

>>20910734
Looks like she is fairly normal (except for the threesome part) and you are an insecure faggot on the verge of ruining your relationship over nothing. If you are considering cheating on her just because she had boyfriends before you, you should start to consider the fact that you are the problematic one. Have you tried talking to her about it? Or with a therapist?

[Anonymous No.20911028]

>>20910734

If you think cheating on her is equal to her having been with other people in the past then you are fucking lost. I've been with an ex gf super long term and now I'm engaged to a beautiful girl that I love more than anything. How much do you think I think about my ex? fucking 0. When I do it's usually dumb shit, or negative shit. Never about sex. Okay the sex was pretty good now that I think about it But despite that I don't give a single fuck about her. Does your gf care or think about her ex's? Do you realize how much of a pussy you sound like by even being worried about that without actual evidence?

[Anonymous No.20911052]

>>20911004

Based anon

[Anonymous No.20911189]

>>20911004
she doesn't know i was a virgin and she actually thinks i've had sex with a lot more people than her. i can't admit the truth to her now or she'd lose all respect for me and cuck me. i've thought about seeing a therapist.

>>20911028
it's still not fair to your current partner that you have all those memories with someone else you

[Anonymous No.20911285]

>>20909962
You can't you're broken. You'd have to go through the process of growing up that healthy people do from 13 to 21. At this point your brain is going to be a cinder block by the time your 31 and you're going to be an insecure man baby forever. I would just cut ties with your girlfriend (and probably your family) and lock yourself in apartment and just do whatever you really feel like until you die alone.

[Anonymous No.20911335]

>>20911189
Anon, from another anon who lost his virginity in his 30s, stop posting on an autist board, go put your arms around her, grab her ass, and pull her panties down. You'll instinctively know what to do. Do it. Now. Stop reading this.

[Anonymous No.20911400]

>>20911189
So what do you want, for people to erase their memories of previous partners somehow? Stop having this weird vestal fantasy. You will not marry some innocent virgin oblivious to the ways of love. People just accept that their partners had previous relationships, it's a part of life. This refusal to communicate and just assume what goes on at your partner's head is the exact kind of shit that ruins relationships and creates pointless drama, like the cheating YOU are considering doing. Just get your shit together and focus on what's happening now, not on what might be.

[Anonymous No.20911491]

>>20911285
based and depressionpilled

[Anonymous No.20911522]

>>20910734
Kill yourself /pol/faggot. Maybe you should stop being a coddled faggot and stop being so afraid of rejection,huh?

[Anonymous No.20911585]

>>20909962
You seem pathetic. Just play video games and rot or something. You're a coddled man baby. Give up.

[Anonymous No.20911682]

>>20911189
Don't listen to >>20911585, OP. You might actually make if if you seek help and try to become better. It's never too late to try to fix yourself.

[Anonymous No.20911696]

>>20910723
thats retarded. not everyone is a cuckfaggot, you niggerlover

[Anonymous No.20911750]

>>20911189
I gotta say >>20911028 is right
I virtually never think about or consider my ex gfs. I practically forget they exist sometimes. I'm sure most people think similarly if they didnt get hung up on them and have re entered a stable loving relationship

[Anonymous No.20911751]

>>20911585
This is exacting what a coddled man child expecting life to give him everything would say. Don't listen to him, OP. Nothing worthwhile is easy.

[Anonymous No.20911761]

your can never make it because you are so stupid to search for happiness outside yourselve.

[Anonymous No.20911787]

>>20911750
>>20911682
>>20911751
thanks friends

[Anonymous No.20911800]

>>20909962
I’m sorry fren. Even ugly girls fuck more than two guys. Maybe she had 2 boyfriends but she’s had dozens of dicks in her mouth cunny and anus.

[Anonymous No.20911818]

>>20909962
>>20910734
You're gonna make it. They're gonna be the ones hitting you up and coping after they see you with a yacht and fucking literal models. Keep your head up, king.

[Anonymous No.20911826]

>>20910734
Dude you need to become stronger and get past your insecurities if you even think about having a family... It could cause you to make the same mistakes your parents did otherwise. And you don't want that.

[Anonymous No.20911832]

>>20910930
Roasty detected.

[Anonymous No.20911883]

>>20911189
I was like you once. Let me tell you dude if you continue as you are it will lead to more hardship. Her past shouldn't matter, she's with you now because she loves you dude. She's going home with you every night for a reason.

https://youtu.be/5fbM52IAOI4

[Anonymous No.20911977]

>>20911883
Generational Cope. Virgins - 3 partners only. Any sexual relations out of that is trouble. DUMP OP

[Anonymous No.20912037]

>>20911189

buddy you'll be all right as long as you remember one simple rule - no hymen, no diamond. have fun with your gf, just don't marry her.

marrying a girl who had a threesome? that's for clownboys bruh

[Anonymous No.20912182]

>>20912037
based. no ass no sass.

[Anonymous No.20912870]

>>20910930
t. roastie