/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.20877471]

RIP Dreams Edition

>Brokers
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
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https://finance.yahoo.com/
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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous thread:

>>20874665

[Anonymous No.20877493]

>>20877453
YUGE NEWS - MSFT buying Tiktok
Play: Long MSFT, short FB.

[Anonymous No.20877504]

[Anonymous No.20877516]

when do the bears give up?

3500 S&P?

[Anonymous No.20877524]

Alright I recently got $50k to invest for someone.

If you had this money, what options would you buy?

Also Publix CEO bought $2 million in apple yesterday.

[Anonymous No.20877550]

>>20877339
quite sad isn’t it, perhaps one day...

[Anonymous No.20877551]

>>20877504
>Apple
>Amazon
>Facebook
>Microsoft
>Tesla
>Google
>Twitter

LITERALLY the only stocks that matter

[Anonymous No.20877558]

>>20877524
Buy Apple and amazon

[Anonymous No.20877568]

I want invest in blockchain technology but without buying all the meme cryptos.

Can someone please recommend me a stock thats using/associated with blockchain technology?

[Anonymous No.20877569]

People that dont own Apple or AMD exist.

[Anonymous No.20877582]

>>20877524
Im OP so this is just my opinion because im a nobody but i hear upwork will blowout earning next week. 17.5 october expiry calls still relatively cheap.

[Anonymous No.20877584]

>>20877551
This, except TSLA and TWTR.
You don't have the money to buy all of them so just choose the top 1-2 and then sell covered calls to collect premium.

[Anonymous No.20877585]

HBP, some random ass american home building materials store, I don't really care. Only that someone decided to buy 500k shares a few days ago.

[Anonymous No.20877589]

>>20877524
>for someone
>options
Are you okay with never speaking to them again?

[Anonymous No.20877590]

Im nuts deep in Silver, was down $600 yesterday and held firm, and now silver is rising back, what a great feeling, it feels like i made a good move but its all luck. Wokeup and bought apple shares and those went something like 11%. I guess Ill just be staring at silver futures until monday morning

[Anonymous No.20877596]

>>20877568
GBTC, AMD, NVDA

[Anonymous No.20877598]

Who was here when the crypto bubble was going on?

[Anonymous No.20877602]

>>20877551
shopify, nvidia, amd, tsm, lulu, fico, mastercard...

[Anonymous No.20877611]

>>20877550
What I would give to marry this girl.

[Anonymous No.20877618]

>>20877602
jumia

[Anonymous No.20877630]

From yesterday
AAPL to the MOOOOOOON!

[Anonymous No.20877638]

>>20877598
Thats how im a neet in the forest today actually

[Anonymous No.20877653]

>>20877598
Me.
That's a shitty drawing. Look at the fucking face,

[Anonymous No.20877660]

>>20877630
God I wish I wasn't poor so I could buy that call.

[Anonymous No.20877667]

>>20877585
Is that all you have to go off of?
Could be hurricane speculation, on top of a completely dried up lumber supply, on top of a recent deal with Lowe's.

[Anonymous No.20877675]

>>20877590
No reason for silver to run out of steam just yet especially since gold has seen weeks of non-stop rally. I have a bunch of calls spreads on both right now.

[Anonymous No.20877681]

>>20877598
I was. Got several BTC in a dead harddrive, almost 1b dogecoins in another, and a bunch of other nonsense coins. All useless because every platform is a scam so can never get the money out even in the rare instances when I can get the money in.

[Anonymous No.20877689]

Damn, should I dump my paycheque today into TQQQ? About CDN$600

[Anonymous No.20877698]

>>20877569
Since /smg owns it, I won't touch it.

[Anonymous No.20877700]

>>20877653
Yeah, Disney did it better.

BTW anyone still in Disney?

[Anonymous No.20877705]

>stock goes down
>get sad/angry
>stock goes up
>get sad/angry you didn't buy more

[Anonymous No.20877710]

>>20877660
those calls were less than $70 apiece all in all, how poor are you?

[Anonymous No.20877711]

>>20877681
Ill buy all your harddrives for 50 bucks

[Anonymous No.20877719]

Meatball Mike's Media Meme Machine is now apparently working for Biden.

How do we profit off this?

[Anonymous No.20877723]

>>20877667
There isn't more to go on besides speculating that they will beat earnings and it will cause a small pump. Maybe even retail zombies catch on and pump it to somewhere ridiculous.
I'm in with 10k since yesterday after seeing this volume spike.

[Anonymous No.20877747]

who else here bought HBP at close?

[Anonymous No.20877749]

Thank you Tim.

[Anonymous No.20877755]

>>20877569
Does TSMC count as AMD exposure? I don't hold AMD but I have TSMC at equal weight with Microsoft and Cloudflare

[Anonymous No.20877767]

>>20877705
My version of that is:
Price goes down - sell
Price goes up - wait too long, when price comes down sell
I am a shit investor.

[Anonymous No.20877769]

I have $700, what can I do to make it work for me. I dont know stocks at all, but I though having it all in Norwegian was a good idea, but it hasnt moved at all. I know I could sit on it till after this whole corona thing is over, but I just want to make some moves now.

[Anonymous No.20877782]

>>20877582
2nd time I've heard this company mentioned. What is it going to do that will make it go up?

[Anonymous No.20877791]

>>20877700
Around 15% in DIS. A long term hold. Like KO.Soon all the bad shit will be nothing but a memory and the parks will be swamped again. Coke will be served by the ton.

[Anonymous No.20877808]

>>20877749
it looks like tim fucked you deeply and roughly mate
unless I'm reading all of that wrong

[Anonymous No.20877810]

>>20877747
>who here bought a pump and dump during slow creep dump?
I'm trying to help you

[Anonymous No.20877812]

>>20877700
Unfortunately short on my parent company.

[Anonymous No.20877834]

Guys my boomer dad is down like 30k on US Steel, trying to just convince him to dump it and put everything into AAPL. Thoughts? could it actually come back? seems like a dead industry

[Anonymous No.20877842]

>>20877782
Im the last op also, anon. Its a smallcap work from home story. It hit 17 in the last 2 months anyways. Earnings next week. probably gonna do well and get that CNBC shill interview spot. Any positive movement and the october options go crazy. Sitting in my third reload of calls at 17.5 and i fully expect them to print by end of the week

[Anonymous No.20877862]

>>20877700
I don't know, man. I'm not exactly a fan of her mustache either.
It's a weird art style for sure.

[Anonymous No.20877866]

>>20877810
if this is a pump and dump, the pump part hasn't started yet

[Anonymous No.20877870]

>>20877698
how about silver?

[Anonymous No.20877884]

>>20877808
Vega neutral hedge
Notice the 5000 1/15/21 $450c

[Anonymous No.20877888]

holy shit this finished in the green again? I saw we were down and I just didn't look all day until now hahahaha kys bobos

[Anonymous No.20877931]

>>20877810
from the chart, it looks like the first pump already happened up to around $3, and I just bought at levels slightly above the highest support. I think this one is fine to hold until monday morning

[Anonymous No.20877938]

Who here is holding USX? Is this shit ever going above $10?

[Anonymous No.20877960]

>>20877834
>selling the absolute bottom on X
>buying the absolute top on AAPL, right before the tech bubble burst

[Anonymous No.20877961]

>>20877675
I have calls for SLV 10/16 , ride or die frens

[Anonymous No.20877963]

>>20877870
Include insurance on that nigga

[Anonymous No.20877966]

>>20877884
nice it makes more sense now
I still don't know what vaga is though

[Anonymous No.20877986]

Who here holding AAPL? Is this shit ever going above $125 post split?

[Anonymous No.20877987]

Sooooooo we’re all tech bulls? This doesn’t seem right

[Anonymous No.20877998]

>>20877862
I can appreciate the art style.

[Anonymous No.20878003]

>>20877931
that spike just must have been an algo or something. no way retail came in and traded 8 million shares all of a sudden. there is no news or source for it, to drive that amount, at least i can't find any

[Anonymous No.20878005]

Man I feel like a such a retard.

I bought $2K worth of SQ puts for exp Sept. and SQ has went up 40% since. Fucking FeelsBadman

Fucking FOMO'ers and non-fundamentalists are fucking me over. Damn robinhooders.

[Anonymous No.20878024]

>>20877987
I don't give a single fuck about tech.
All this shit is overvalued.

[Anonymous No.20878026]

>>20877963
It was included into the physical price.

[Anonymous No.20878029]

>>20877986
It might even split over $125.

[Anonymous No.20878039]

I really feel like PRPO is going to be a runner.

[Anonymous No.20878052]

>>20878003
how about an earnings report on monday my man?

[Anonymous No.20878057]

>>20877692
Yea but it doesn't outpace the exchange rate in pound sterling. In the US it means stock go up, but in the UK it means value in GBP decreases.
This small ETF position for instance is $2.25 up but barely breaks even.

[Anonymous No.20878059]

>>20877986
Every person investing in stocks owns AAPL.

[BioChad !jWwIlynQcU No.20878067]

>>20878039
Stop already with that bullshit.
ABIO is the next pump.
I also have lpcn for pdufa.
Loading up on sppi soon.

[Anonymous No.20878076]

I really feel like AAPL is going to be a runner.

[Anonymous No.20878078]

>>20878039
what makes you say that? asking since im bagholding like the retard i am

[Anonymous No.20878090]

>>20877598
I turned $2500 into $250,000. Those were good times

[Anonymous No.20878110]

>>20878052
yeah but nobody knows about it

[Anonymous No.20878116]

There's like a $5 difference between my stock tracking app and my broker account as to how much I made today and I have no clue where that difference is. I have the exact same holdings in both portfolios (I checked, stock by stock). I made a whole $1.64 today according to Wealthsimple, and lost $4 today according to MyStocksPortfolio (the tracker app I use).

[Anonymous No.20878120]

>>20878078
The triple halt.

[Anonymous No.20878157]

are we going up on Monday?

[Anonymous No.20878163]

>>20878090
Do you not see any similarities between the stock market and he crypto bubble? Feels like Deja vu to me, though I wish I took part in the EV side quest like the shitcoin PnD madness.

[Anonymous No.20878168]

>>20878076
>tfw you realize that there will be AAAAAAAHHH spamming on the day the stock splits just for shits and giggles

[Anonymous No.20878190]

>>20878116
Price delays or postmarket changes are my guess.

[Anonymous No.20878192]

>>20878163
This bubble will pop when they attempt to raise interest rates. Key word is attempt.

[Anonymous No.20878201]

>>20877870
I got silver miners before they were cool

[Anonymous No.20878211]

>>20877834
Steel in general is of massive importance for pretty much anything that gets build, and that wont change in the next decades, probably never as iron is available in fucktons amd steel is durable, hard and flexible
I dont know much about the us steel industry but i guess the Chinese just press down prices, the German steel industry is still alive to some point because the chinese dont get the more complicated alloys right for now, that might change
But if trade with china gets fucked somehow, and i really really hope that, domestic steel will have a major comeback

[Anonymous No.20878218]

>>20878192

looks like straight up until 2022 then.

[Anonymous No.20878219]

>>20878110
since so many people bought...maybe in fact some people do know about it? the volume today alone is pushing it into some robinzoomer top 10 lists in AH. we will see

[Anonymous No.20878227]

>>20878192
>attempt to raise interest rates
Will never happen

[Anonymous No.20878239]

Why is the dow jones and s&p trending on yahoo finance

[Anonymous No.20878251]

I remember a few years ago when i thought Apple was going to fail because they sold overpriced phones and laptops that were getting worse every iteration to retarded consumers who would eventually realize they were being duped.
Turns out I'm the retard

[Anonymous No.20878255]

>>20878219
well, i can't really find much anywhere (yet) that could give it so much attention. robinhood/reddit isn't anywhere near enough for 8 mil volume

[Anonymous No.20878257]

>>20878192
Interest rates will only be raised if we get undeniably harmful inflation in the real economy.
If they can limit inflation to the financial economy like in 2009-2020 then there's no reason rates ever have to be raised.

[Anonymous No.20878260]

>>20877755
it acts like that a lot, but the weird thing is, I'm pretty sure Apple should be a bigger customer to TSMC by now. Hard to find exact figures for comparison though.

[Anonymous No.20878310]

Can the cringey Kim K poster faggot cease and desist immediately.

I am trying to read the contents of this post and your faggotry is blinding my eyes

[Anonymous No.20878327]

>>20878201
I bought in Feb/March buddy, had like a 1 month backorder.

[Anonymous No.20878333]

My dad said Microsoft is buying Tic Tac what's up with this?

[Anonymous No.20878334]

>>20878310
plz help report

[Anonymous No.20878341]

>>20878251
Don't blame yourself bud. Cult companies will always take you by surprise, just know what they look like in future, tesla is the most recent one.

[Anonymous No.20878364]

>>20877700
>BTW anyone still in Disney?
lol I still have my 10(now 30) share certificate on my wall my grandpa got me back in the 90s

[Anonymous No.20878371]

>>20878310
You entered the wrong neighborhood kiddo.

[Anonymous No.20878373]

>>20877966
It's sensitivity to volatility. Vega neutral portfolios will be affected by delta, theta, etc. but hope to remain unchanged through IV changes. Generally they aim to play the price action without vola exposure. Delta-neutral aim to play vola or time with little to no price change exposure.

[Anonymous No.20878375]

>>20877700
Long term hold. Once the parks reopen its game over.

[Anonymous No.20878384]

>4 video game boards, 1 "business" board

[Anonymous No.20878386]

>>20877755
TSM deals with NVDA, AMD, and according to recent news it will likely be dealing with INTC. I'm wary of their location, though. Their foundries in TW are vaguely concerning, as CN has acted with some deal of aggression toward them. Having said that the current news stream with construction of additional foundries stateside is promising, but it's also an incredibly expensive and lengthy process, so it's difficult to surmise how things will go. Something else to consider is the Foxconn plant that was constructed in the US and fell far short of expectations upon completion.

[Anonymous No.20878388]

>>20878333
why would microsooft do that? just a way to spend some of their massive capital?
I thought that the chinese wanted to keep owning tic tac because it's a tool to spread degeneracy to the western youth and at the same time monitor all of the data from their phones
it's a win-win for the chinks to keep it

[Anonymous No.20878410]

Roast me for how stupidly safe i'm trying to be

[Anonymous No.20878414]

>>20878192
>This bubble will pop when they attempt to raise interest rates. Key word is attempt.
2027 +0.25%

[Anonymous No.20878441]

Long as they keep cranking out higher size TV screens and higher film resolutions then people will keep buying phones. Cause all that inflated streaming will suck bandwidth by the load. People use the phone for damn near everything now anyway.. 5G will drive mass adoption for the next decade cause "that fat pipe is there" 6G will come right after in 2035. Cause you don't think they'll stop at merely 8k now do you..

[Anonymous No.20878442]

I'd like to cover Tourism in some capacity.
Which of these options would you go with?

- HLT
- RCL
- BKNG
- Wait for Airbnb IPO

[Anonymous No.20878453]

>>20878327
Keep holding silver bro. This Stimulus plan means more spending. More spending = weaker dollar = Higher PM $$$.
Can anyone recommend great Guns & Ammo stocks?

[Anonymous No.20878484]

Reminder there are people here that don't know (or didn't until a few days ago) what AMD is, and people that genuinely don't know we already just had a crash in march because of the virus.

[Anonymous No.20878495]

>>20877998
Me too

[Anonymous No.20878496]

>>20878386
I'm bullish on war with China

[Anonymous No.20878521]

whats the best guide or site for someone who wants to start investing?

[Anonymous No.20878526]

>>20878414
>2027 +1 week
0.00%

[Anonymous No.20878531]

>waited too long expecting apple to dip a bit
>zoomed past my buy in and I have my iron clad rule about no fomo if my buy target is exceeded
Should I just wait for Split Day at this point?

[Anonymous No.20878542]

>>20878521
stocktwits

[Anonymous No.20878549]

>>20878521
https://boards.4channel.org/biz
then do the exact opposite

[Anonymous No.20878553]

>>20878521
See
>>20877471

[Anonymous No.20878565]

>>20878453
That’s the plan, hoping for another 70’s bull run, but still a fine store of value otherwise. I do miss the liquidity though but the recent pump was nice, retail is about $28/oz now.

[Anonymous No.20878567]

>>20878531
buy targets are fucking stupid, pick a direction or pick a different company

[Anonymous No.20878568]

>>20878521
1. Accept that this is a clown market and no amount of knowledge will let you make good picks 100% of the time
2. Unless you're an insider at Kodak

[Anonymous No.20878603]

I don't really understand the kim possible fetish tbqh

[Anonymous No.20878615]

>>20878521
Taleb, Jim Paul, Beneit Mandelbrot are all very insightful insofar as the market is concerned, but they're very contrarian.

[Anonymous No.20878619]

>>20878549
Pretty much this, or take Kim poster advice.

[Anonymous No.20878623]

>>20878603
probably the first character some of the posters here masturbated to

[Anonymous No.20878684]

just logged onto facebook for the first time in months, how has FB stock not tanked with this absolute dogshit layout?

[Anonymous No.20878687]

>>20878615
>Taleb
Muh fat tails.
Someone should lecture him about the fat tailed return distribution of dead lifts.

[Anonymous No.20878710]

>>20878684
Instagram.

[Anonymous No.20878737]

>>20878684
boomers that click on ads

[Anonymous No.20878757]

Wow just read Microsoft could buy Tiktok, feels like when Google acquired YouTube could be massive, MSFT 400 and stock of the year if they can pull it off.

[Anonymous No.20878759]

>>20878684
Boomers and the fact that Zucc did the second smartest thing in his life after jewing out his partners which was buy Instagram.

[Anonymous No.20878788]

>>20878757
Is Tiktok actually worth anything?
>t. no social media

[Anonymous No.20878796]

>>20878757
I feel like the value of Tik Tok would be way less than their other businesses, though, right? So long term impact would be minimal

[Anonymous No.20878804]

>We're not in a stock market bubble bro

[Anonymous No.20878814]

>>20878788
It's probably one of the biggest zoomer platforms so yes.

[Anonymous No.20878838]

>>20878757
Remember snapchat?
I don't.

[Anonymous No.20878854]

>>20878804
New paradigm of fundamentals-free investing

[Anonymous No.20878873]

>>20878687
I mean, to be fair, banking on the inevitability of retarded shit happened netted his fund 30x returns this year.

Mandelbrot is also correct in modeling markets from fractal analytics, his points are very interesting. While I don't suspect much of "The Misbehavior of Markets" is super practical or applicable, it does shed a great degree of light on the movements and explains valuation aberrations. Perhaps most importantly it extensively details the function of some of the market's most important underlying concepts and the flaws therein.

Jim Paul's tale is very important, the breakdown of the psychological traits you necessarily interface with in trading are actually really insightful, and the strategies introduced are practical and reliable.

[Anonymous No.20878890]

>>20877471
Where’s my BABA chads?

[Anonymous No.20878899]

I have been using Discover bank as a covered call birth hog to breed out weekly premiums and sew little 90-100 dollar seeds into meme penny stocks. So far it has netted me an extra thousand dollars. I have another 5000 I am will to turn into a breed hog. What would be a good breed hog sister to Discover to birth out little meme stock babies?

My babies include THM, NCHL, RTX, and several other hail mary meme stocks.

[Anonymous No.20878906]

>>20878157
> Only tripps can say

I say no

[Anonymous No.20878914]

Is there any chance of an OnlyFans IPO??? I will liquidate my entire portfolio and put it into that

[Anonymous No.20878939]

>>20878796
To me TikTok seems like smooth brain retarded zoomer shit set to ruin a generation. Infected to the brim with Chinese communism spying propaganda and jewing. So it will probably make a shitoad of money.

[Anonymous No.20878966]

>>20878914

[Anonymous No.20878985]

>>20877769
I will advice you to do more research. You will get fucked in the long run with an “i have X $ , what do i buy” attitude

[Anonymous No.20878997]

>>20878796
I don't know a lot about its profit potential desu I just know every single fad and meme is being started there.

[Anonymous No.20879015]

>>20878939
Nothing I can do about it so might as well profit from the degradation of western society

[Anonymous No.20879016]

>>20878997
simping isn't a fad, it's a way of life

[Anonymous No.20879052]

>>20878939
You're right about that. I think the point of Microsoft buying them was to cleanse TikTok of all Chinese influence so that it can go mainstream. No country currently wants it in their youths because they are afraid kids are being brainwashed to worship China or some shit. Or youth data is being farmed so China can make kids worship China.

[Anonymous No.20879072]

>>20878939
Yeah but now you can gawk at slutty underage girls without having to go outside. You can't go 5 minutes on that app without coming across that shit. If MSFT actually bought it, they'd have to do something about that and then no one would care anymore.

[Anonymous No.20879104]

>>20879072
So I have to give my phone the chink aids to see the good stuff? Dang. Sucks to miss the best stuff but such is life

[Anonymous No.20879108]

>>20878899
Why the fuck are the premiums so fucking high, jesus fucking christ who the fuck would buy that shit?

[Anonymous No.20879115]

>>20877834
This is extremely bullish. Thank you for the tip.

[Anonymous No.20879137]

>>20879104
If you were actually interested but genuinely so opposed to the app "harvesting data" you would have bought the $30 blu-phones they sell at shartmart and just use a wifi VPN.

[Anonymous No.20879185]

>>20879072
>You can't go 5 minutes on that app without coming across that shit. If MSFT actually bought it, they'd have to do something about that
Get it down to 60 secs?

[Anonymous No.20879187]

>>20879108
IV is 50%, the premium is 1-1.5% for a strike that's 2-3% above current price

Looks average to me

[Anonymous No.20879209]

>TQQQ at 104.44

[Anonymous No.20879210]

>>20877471
I'm all in on gold and SQQQ puts. Will I make it bros?

[Anonymous No.20879216]

>>20877769
You could try fractional shares of FAGoTMAN:
Fakebook
Apple
Google
TSM
Microsoft
Amazon
Nvidia

[Anonymous No.20879225]

Fuck, I'm actually pissed Microsoft bought tik tok. My coworker sits there for literal hours and just cackles to herself and it's annoying as fuck. I was hoping it was going to get banned this week because her laugh is annoying as shit.

[Anonymous No.20879248]

>>20879210
No

[Anonymous No.20879264]

Who else here still bagholding Raytheon?

[Anonymous No.20879278]

>>20879209
You wish.

[Anonymous No.20879282]

I was counting tills at work and check this out

[Anonymous No.20879283]

>>20879216
FAGGOTMAN
Facebook, Apple, Google, Gopro, Overstock.com, TSMC, Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia

[Anonymous No.20879293]

thinking about putting my entire account into a shitcoin to hold until market open. is there any reason this is an terribly bad idea? which one should i do

[Anonymous No.20879312]

>>20879264
Idk why Raytheon but is immune to good news. Earnings beat, stock goes down. New engine contract with Southwest, stock goes down. New missile contract, stock goes down.

[Anonymous No.20879314]

>>20879216
>t. fagman
ftfy

[Anonymous No.20879323]

>>20879282
So there was no actual money in there??

[Anonymous No.20879324]

>>20879104
>>>/gif/17591479

[Anonymous No.20879332]

>>20879312
I wonder if building missiles is an interesting job.

[Anonymous No.20879342]

>>20879283
I feel you’re projecting

[Anonymous No.20879343]

>>20879293
It could absolutely crash while you’re asleep if you’re just trying to make Quick gains I would only put it in while it’s at the low and monitor it like a hawk.

[Anonymous No.20879345]

>>20879312
i googled it and it says Raytheon's PE ratio is 1,787.45

[Anonymous No.20879349]

>>20879225
I own MSFT calls so I'm happy, but also hate the fucking app and how all these roasties are becoming popular from it. Fucking addison rae for instance, now all uppity in los angeles but last year she was literal who trailer trash in louisiana. It's so fucking cringey too, who the fuck watches sluts do stupid dances?

[Anonymous No.20879361]

>>20879323
No its a funny number. I Didnt count any money yet

[Anonymous No.20879362]

what is the meaning of "margins"

[Anonymous No.20879382]

>>20879362
butter for the health conscious

[Anonymous No.20879386]

>>20879345
No?
https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=RTX
>P/E: 11.93

[Anonymous No.20879390]

>>20878553
i was hoping for more of a guide and explanations than links to pastebins and sites

[Anonymous No.20879409]

>>20879343
really dont see why it would crash this weekend. what im expecting is more stim talk in the airwaves and this pushes up btc and gold after its rally break

[Anonymous No.20879412]

>>20879349
>in los angeles
Why are they all drawn to that hive. Don't comprehend it whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.20879428]

>>20879412
Degen city

[Anonymous No.20879446]

>>20879412
jewish money

[Anonymous No.20879486]

>>20879412
>trash attracts trash
It's a containment zone. Or, at least it was one. Now they're all leaving and spreading.
>>20879390
Investopedia is literally all you need. If you still can't find the answer you're looking for, contact your broker.

[Anonymous No.20879494]

Feelin like gambling some dough gimme a good ETF I'm betting on that shit

[Anonymous No.20879497]

>>20877723
It was on the RH top movers.akes me nervous not a p and d

[Anonymous No.20879505]

>>20879412
It’s the place to be if you’re beautiful and empty

[Anonymous No.20879531]

Apple is not splitting below 450. You guys did load up on calls, right?

[Anonymous No.20879553]

>>20879531
I got Clorox calls in preparation for Monday, sorry sir.

[Anonymous No.20879562]

>>20879332
Probably very fussy and technical down. The days of building explosives and rockets like mad cooking experiment have passed.

[Anonymous No.20879572]

>TQQQ
>SOXL
>GLD
>SLV
All I need for my portfolio. Might use 10% for discretionary crypto trading.

[Anonymous No.20879575]

also wtf

[Anonymous No.20879588]

Guys... how do I git good?

Is there still time to buy the big tech boys?

>>20879505
Is it a good place to find beautiful women that are empty enough to fill with babies and milk production?

[Anonymous No.20879621]

Is CLSK getting ready to reverse?

[Anonymous No.20879635]

I call this pattern

"The crescent goyim shake-out""

[Anonymous No.20879648]

>>20879635
The Shake-Out Canyon

[Anonymous No.20879651]

>>20879635
>CAD
embarrassing

[Anonymous No.20879663]

wow, PRPO has absolutely flatlined at $3 AH

[Anonymous No.20879671]

>>20879635
kek, that "censorship"

[Anonymous No.20879689]

>>20879635
>market holiday
oh shit is it canada day again?
how many of those do you need a year?

[Anonymous No.20879702]

>>20879635
>>20879671
I just noticed that too. Anon, are you retarded or do you think us retarded?

[Anonymous No.20879709]

Any weebs In here? Recommend me a Anime, I’m trying to get back in it. I enjoyed Cowboy Bebop, Death note, HunterxHunter (didn’t finish), Naruto (didn’t finish shippuden)

[Anonymous No.20879724]

>>20879635
Why'd you censor the money? You think we can't do basic math here?! $4.08 is 0.12% of your personal account!

[Anonymous No.20879733]

>>20879709
You've never seen darker than black?
go watch it, the first two seasons only.

Do NOT watch the spinoff.

[Anonymous No.20879734]

>>20879709
>Naruto (didn’t finish shippuden)
nigga you missed literally the best part go ahead finish it

[Anonymous No.20879736]

>Wake up 3 mins before close
>Grab phone
>See how one order filled and close a short put for profit
>Browse through my watchlist and decide to just go back to bed with 20k freed up for next week
Is there anything more relaxed than stocks?
>>20879635
>That censorship
Let me guess. You have around 3.54k CAD?

[Anonymous No.20879738]

>>20879282
Ju get robbed or fuck up the count?

[Anonymous No.20879754]

>>20879709
Legend of the Galactic Heroes. The original version.

[Anonymous No.20879783]

>>20879724
I literally says the amount of money down below
>>20879709
Katanagatari
Darker Than Black
Attack on Titan (First 5 episodes is Seen being cringe though)

[Anonymous No.20879792]

>>20879734
Man they start getting drawn out and every episode hangs by a thread and a bunch of Fillers

[Anonymous No.20879794]

>>20879709
Haikyuu

[Anonymous No.20879857]

>>20879734
Where can I watch free anime

[Anonymous No.20879863]

What's in her portfolio?

[Anonymous No.20879881]

>>20879635
x * 0.0012 = 4.08 ;)

[Anonymous No.20879882]

>>20879783
*Eren being cringe
Fuck autocorrect
>>20879863
Plastic surgery ETFs

[Anonymous No.20879973]

>>20878163
Why is she so cute here?

[Anonymous No.20880091]

>>20879709
Spice and Wolf if you want economics with waifus.
Log Horizon if you want (MMO) economics with action.
Demon Slayer if you want action.
Fate/Zero if you want thriller with action (first episode is an exposition slog through).
Mononoke if you want well written ghost stories.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure if you want manly balls to the wall action.
Madoka Magica if you want suspense thriller with cute girls.
Pop Team Epic if you wanna just get high and have some laughs.
Any Lupin III movie if you want something more like Cowboy Bebop.
Also Space Dandy if you want something like Cowboy Bebop but if it was less grounded in reality and leaned more on its humorous side.

[Anonymous No.20880140]

How does TikTok make money?

Never used that communist app, so have no idea.

[Anonymous No.20880154]

>>20877504
Bezos is the real Lex Luthor.

[Anonymous No.20880162]

>>20880091
I really liked the animation quality of demon Slayer. Highly recommend

[Anonymous No.20880191]

>>20879709
>>20880091
Also finish HunterxHunter. Some of the middle parts are kinda ass (especially Greed Island) but HxH has probably the best arc you can find in a shonnen action animu towards the end. Chimera Ant arc honestly could have just been its own anime if they just restructured character introductions so you could go in without prior knowledge.

I at least recommend that you finish that. You can literally drop it after that and forget the arc after even exists because it doesn't complete the story anyway and is a shitty arc.

Do you remember what episode you stopped watching on?

[Anonymous No.20880198]

>>20879973
coomer

[Anonymous No.20880235]

HBP, you have 26 minutes to buy

[Anonymous No.20880243]

QUESTION:
Regeneron looks like it’s weakening on a TA basis. I think I’m going to exit.

Leaning towards shoving it in FICO, but it looks like it’s at ATH’s again. Thoughts?

May also put a bit more in AMAT

[Anonymous No.20880271]

>>20877568
buy BAT idiot

>>20880140
advertising and having a massive underage userbase. An ad campaign on tiktok will net you hundreds of thousands of pre-teen and teenage views, at the very least

[Anonymous No.20880281]

>>20879553
Leveraged to the tits on that one. I'll be playing with $700 because Amazon acted like the mentally disabled child of the FAAGs.

By the way how does a eurofag play with options? Some faggot managed to 1000% on UPS calls, I can't imagine how you pull that shit off on CFDs.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.20880309]

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/capital-one-cuts-dividend-to-10-cents-a-share-from-40-cents-a-share-2020-07-31
Capital One cut their dividend just like Wells Fargo.
I'm really excited to see how this shit plays out over the rest of the year.
I'm feeling a Bear Stearns 2.0 on the horizon.

[Anonymous No.20880338]

>>20879412
I'm from LA and the reason degenerates come here is because we dont care about them. I dont care if they live or die so why would I care wtf they do with their life. Although just cause idc doesnt mean I cant acknowledge the retarded actions of these bums. Also these white sjws always give the bums and criminals the benefit of the doubt so they end up coming here because of their sympathy.

[Anonymous No.20880354]

>>20880309
Good. I hope the stock takes a massive shat on monday. Cheapie bagging. Disclosure: I've got an account and credit card thru them.

[Anonymous No.20880356]

>>20879689
That's a man. For Pete's sake, you can see the outline of his petite internal penis.

[Anonymous No.20880376]

bullish

[Anonymous No.20880383]

>>20880281
Welcome aboard. I love how nobody else in here is talking about Clorox earnings on Monday. They're going to MURDER it.

[Anonymous No.20880384]

>>20877550
dafuq? what's with her boobs, is she pregnant in this pic?

[Anonymous No.20880404]

>>20880376
How do we short the state of Alaska?

[Anonymous No.20880407]

>>20877551
No 'Baba?

[Anonymous No.20880411]

>>20879863
>Thinking people like THAT invest

[Anonymous No.20880417]

>>20880383
Oh FUCK I forgot!
I only kept one share, I would be a very wealthy man if I’d held the full position. Fuck profit taking.

[Anonymous No.20880422]

>>20880404
buy tech companies

[Anonymous No.20880430]

>>20880411
Let's not be judgmental here. She probably owns a bunch of Apple and Facebook stock and is doing better than most of us.

[Anonymous No.20880433]

>>20880376
How the fuck can two planes collide over fucking ALASKA!?

[Anonymous No.20880444]

>>20880356
But that’s the best kind of man

[Anonymous No.20880445]

>>20877568
TD (it's a bank) was hiring crypto developers a while back. Bank of Korea maybe? Not sure who all is in the space.

[Anonymous No.20880447]

>>20880243
How is AMAT?
I never had luck with them and just got eternal crabs when I bought in

[Anonymous No.20880461]

>>20880433
EVERYTIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

[Anonymous No.20880463]

>>20880376
Second Alaskan politician who's died in a plane crash that I can remember.

[Anonymous No.20880506]

>>20880433
Like most Alaskans, the pilots were drunk.

[Anonymous No.20880508]

>>20877598
I was. Genuinely not sure whether I won or lost money during that time, it kind of depends on the spot price of BTC.

[Anonymous No.20880524]

>>20880433
Guessing I'd say near small airstrip, no ATC, bad visibility.

[Anonymous No.20880532]

Ok. Why is TSM down AH?

[Anonymous No.20880537]

>bought 2 shares of TSLA for 500 each in march
>want to kill myself because i only bought 2
is this what trading is like?

[Anonymous No.20880545]

>>20880447
They’re good, supposed to be a hedgie and tute favorite.

10 minutes to decide... also getting buy vibes from KO...

[Anonymous No.20880555]

>>20880281
Us yuropoors have our own gambler derivatives.
>turbos that can have triple digit levarage if you buy them when they're close to expiration
>leveraged ETNs that work like TQQQ but with full retard multiplier

[Anonymous No.20880556]

>>20878521
Investopedia

[Anonymous No.20880563]

>>20880537
Cry because you didn’t sell
Cry because you didn’t buy more
It’s always like this.

[Anonymous No.20880577]

>>20880537
Everytime I make a profit, I get a little more risky with my moves

[Anonymous No.20880584]

>>20880376
crashing this plane

[Anonymous No.20880603]

>>20880532
plenty of people still want to take their profits. It's time for it to crab for a month or so

[Anonymous No.20880614]

>>20877471
What’s the point of owning any company other than FAANG?

[Anonymous No.20880638]

>>20879709
I will not recommend anything until you finish HxH baka

[Anonymous No.20880639]

>>20880376
and over to /tv/ i go

[Anonymous No.20880640]

>>20880555
I mess with CFDs at 5x leverage and nearly got half my portfolio wiped out in just one day. From what I've been reading/watching options sound a lot more interesting if you plan ahead for earnings. Any ideas where I can find similar gambler derivatives that won't fuck my position if the market shits itself one day of the week?

[Anonymous No.20880666]

X is in the tank. Accumulate X.
Steel is American. No more fake China steel. Foundries restarting. Buy low, sell high.

[Anonymous No.20880680]

>>20880640
leverage = risk, you can't eliminate one without the other

[Anonymous No.20880701]

Imagine the gains for Apple & MSFT over the next 20 years. Hell IBM to if they pull off the revamping that they're doing. For all we know Holodecks may be a happening a hell of a lot sooner than first thought.. Sweet gains and divvies just piling up till I turn 65.

[Anonymous No.20880709]

>>20879709 there is only astroboy

[Anonymous No.20880717]

alright lads what calls do I buy on AAPL monday?

[Anonymous No.20880731]

>>20880555
>turbos that can have triple digit levarage if you buy them when they're close to expiration
I used to love these until my piece of shit bitch bank (or rather, the banks that issue them) got way more strict and stopped selling them way ahead of expiration, so any big leverage was removed.
I guess they didn't like people making 500%+ gains on a 1% move on nasdaq

[Anonymous No.20880734]

Consumers rang up an estimated $524.3 billion in purchases in June, up 7.5% from May’s revised total of $487.7 billion, which represented a whopping 18% jump from April, when many businesses were closed, with the May jump based largely on car sales.

Consumer spending is up. Restaurants and Hotels are opening back up. Time to buy while still low?

[Anonymous No.20880758]

>>20880666 yes
>>20880734 yes

[Anonymous No.20880779]

>>20880717
$450c 1/15/21
Then sell $550c on them to lower the cost

[Anonymous No.20880791]

>>20880734
>"up 18% from rock bottom"

what about compared to the same month last year?

[Anonymous No.20880794]

>>20880758
u replied 'yes' to ur own post bro

[Anonymous No.20880829]

>>20880640
I actually have no idea how CFDs work and can't even trade them at my broker. I remember reading they're one of those things that can make more losses than initial investment so I wouldn't touch that shit even if I could.

Europe was warrants which is basically clown options that can't be excersized early or written yourself. I don't know if it's called that in all countries, but unlimited turbos should be fine to hold through a couple of days dumping as long as the underlying doesn't reach the funding level in which case the whole turbo gets deleted, and there's an another derivative that works like unlimited turbos that's called a "mini-future" here that generally has lower multipliers but lower administration costs. The turbos are basically trading with margin except you aren't actually using margin and only the virtual margin in the turbos can get "called" so the max loss is only the initial investment. Anyway read up on the stuff what you have available so you don't do something stupid, like buy actual futures if trying to buy the scrub-turbo "mini-futures"

[Anonymous No.20880853]

>>20879689
August long weekend is the most generic of all Canadian long weekends. It is referred to nationally as "civic holiday" and has various names in various regions.
>It's called Regatta Day in Newfoundland, Terry Fox Day in MB, Saskatchewan Day in SK, British Columbia Day in BC, Natal Day in Nova Scotia and PEI, Simcoe Day in Toronto, New Brunswick Day in New Brunswick, Colonel By Day in Ottawa, Heritage Day in Alberta and Joseph Brant Day in Burlington, ON. It is called Benjamin Vaughan day in the City of Vaughan, Ontario.

[Anonymous No.20880855]

>>20880666
For what reason, it looks like something I would buy and immediately regret it Monday morning when Ive lost 50% of my portfolio

[Anonymous No.20880887]

>>20880709
I loved Astroboy as a kid. Have not seen since. Does it hold up? Maybe I will do a rewatch.

[Anonymous No.20880891]

>>20878157
I'd imagine we're getting a slight pullback to shake off the weak hands and allow some of the peeps to made the defensive move of selling tech this week an opening to get back in.

[Anonymous No.20880943]

>>20877471
>he is still trying to day trade memestocks and pennyshits
Meanwhile I’m going to be a millionaire by age 35 by just consistently stocking up on FAGATMANS
>faceberg
>Apple
>google
>amazon
>Tesla
>Microsoft
>alibaba
>Netflix
>sony

[Anonymous No.20880952]

>>20880853
what do you call it

[Anonymous No.20880960]

Wonder how long before Fox Corp and News Corp re-merge now that the vast majority that did make up Fox was sold to Disney. That murdock dude owns them both and the family has the majority votes to make it happen

[Anonymous No.20880980]

>>20880943
>sony
You wot m8? Change that shit to nvidia, tsm, amd, or wayfair and youd be better off. And good call on alibaba, most scrubs dont know

[Anonymous No.20880988]

is it safe to just invest in the big companies like microsoft facebook apple and google and pretty much just that? when would i sell?

[Anonymous No.20881003]

>>20880791
>June sales were essentially flat (up 1.1%,) compared with June 2019, but in an environment that saw sales fall off a cliff in April, a 1% year over year gain counts as good news.

[Anonymous No.20881030]

>>20880988
>is it safe to just invest in the big companies like microsoft facebook apple and google and pretty much just that?
it has been for the last 20 years
no one knows what will happen in the future

when would i sell?
whenever you want to; maybe to buy a house or when you retire and need money

[Anonymous No.20881066]

>>20881003
I'm surprised. All in.

[Anonymous No.20881072]

>>20881030
i mean at some point theyre gonna go down, and like you said its been that way for a while

[Anonymous No.20881076]

Are LEAPS still LEAPS if you buy them in December like 1 month before they expire? I don't know how to find LEAPS beyond "Oh yeah those ones in 1/15/2020."

[Anonymous No.20881092]

>>20880988
Never sell. Ask this; Do you picture the ever craving for fatter bandwidth pipes and more storage to just tapper off? 8k video will be here soon. 16k a decade from now. Your living room tv will be the size of the whole wall. Your eyes will bleed due to the strain cause your sitting to fucking close. Fatter data pipes is the only way you'll be able to enjoy it. Unless you'd prefer VHS type res on a 140 inch set..

[Anonymous No.20881093]

>>20880988
Safe?
Probably. Safer than most sectors. Issue is that we're potentially in a bubble. As much as everyone wants to say "there's no way, these companies are the future!" that's the kind of reaction people had before the dotcom bubble.

[Anonymous No.20881098]

>>20880980
>Sony
I’ve made a solid 10% gain on them already after only having them for a month or so so I’m fine with them for now
>tsm
>amd
already have these two, only like 10% of my portfolio though
>nvidia
I’m interested in picking it up
>wayfair
Not going to invest in child sex trafficking
>baba
I can thank my dad for that one desu, otherwise I probably never would have heard of it

[Anonymous No.20881112]

>>20880887
Original B&W cartoon only

[Anonymous No.20881123]

>>20881072
Why do you think that? Tech is only becoming bigger and bigger.

[Anonymous No.20881137]

>>20880794
Indeed as now you are aware that X was provided the digits of fire

[Anonymous No.20881138]

>>20881112
will do

[Anonymous No.20881194]

OH FUCK I DIDNT REALIZE HOW BEHIND THEY WERE
> - Coca-Cola Co said it plans to launch a boozy version of its Topo Chico sparkling water in the U.S. next year, plunging the soda giant into the market for alcoholic beverages.
I didn’t think it wouldn’t be until sometime in 2021...

Fuck me that’s what I bought and I was interrupted before I could buy FICO too ;_;

>>20880853
Very bizarre.
But kind of cute

[Anonymous No.20881197]

Should I exit tcubes to buy more AAPL? Also sold AMD at 68.7 before earnings how retarded am I

[Anonymous No.20881204]

>>20881137
It is time.

[Anonymous No.20881215]

>>20880952
august long weekend. and I have to check every year if wagies has to pay me stat time and a half for it or no.

[Anonymous No.20881254]

>>20881194
>Very bizarre.
it's essentially guberment saying say the two month span between July 1 Canada Day and first week September Labour Day is too long so let's stick some made up bullshit holiday in the middle to bridge the gap.

[Anonymous No.20881285]

Extremely bearish on Tesla.

PUTS Tesla $700

[Anonymous No.20881324]

>>20881076
Jan 2022

[Anonymous No.20881332]

new
>>20881321
>>20881321
>>20881321
new
>>20881321
>>20881321
>>20881321
new
>>20881321
>>20881321
>>20881321
new
>>20881321
>>20881321
>>20881321
new
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>>20881321
new
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>>20881321
>>20881321

[Anonymous No.20881336]

>>20881204 it is written

[Anonymous No.20881338]

>>20881285
Please dont base your moves on elons tweets, the guy is invincible. He just gets drunk and trys to post funny things on twitter, living his truth.

[Anonymous No.20881361]

You all know the drill, short tech.

[Anonymous No.20881431]

Rocket mortgage IPO?
Anyone ever use it?

>>20881254
Nice, holidays during summer time are good.

the US worker really gets fucked In terms of work holidays in the first world countries.

[Anonymous No.20881545]

>>20881003
Wew lad

[Anonymous No.20881728]

>>20879312
it's almost as if long-term owners are unwinding their positions any time there's good news.

[Anonymous No.20881759]

>>20879332
is there such a thing?

>>20879345
KEK

>>20879362
the actual assets against which you're borrowing to fund your gambling addiction

[Anonymous No.20881779]

>>20879409
my astrologer told me it's gonna be a bad weekend so watch your keister

[Anonymous No.20881831]

>>20879588
you don't git gud by buying the big boys. those are for people who've already won.

>beautiful women that are empty enough to fill with babies and milk production?
Wish I knew Anon, wish I knew.

[Anonymous No.20881872]

>>20879863
She owns only tencent calls.

[Anonymous No.20882341]

>>20878804
>anime calmly rising

How do I start with investing in Kyoto animation, lads? Now that we live in planet of the neets it seems so obvious.

[Anonymous No.20882790]

How will earnings be for NVIDIA next week?

[Anonymous No.20882976]

Anyone checking out PSTH/U? It’s a somewhat unique SPAC setup recently by Bill Ackman to go hunting for an acquisition. I’m gonna load up soon.

> https://www.cnbc.com/2020/07/22/bill-ackman-and-tontine-holdings-rewrite-the-terms-for-spacs.html

[Anonymous No.20883380]

>>20877471
Geron just got Orphan Status By the European Union, Early Earnings report set of the 6th of August GOOD SIGN.
Get on board fast faggots cause this shit is gonna MOOON
https://ec.europa.eu/health/documents/community-register/html/o2305.htm
https://www.otcdynamics.com/gern-geron-to-announce-second-quarter-financial-results-on-august-6-2020/

[Anonymous No.20884195]

>>20882976
ibkr charges $300 per unit to split (assuming no rights in the package) so I'm waiting for it to split naturally before I get in.

[Anonymous No.20885118]

https://youtu.be/OA4iqIuoryk

THE THREE GORGES DAM IS COLLAPSING
>THE THREE GORGES DAM IS COLLAPSING
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