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20859521 No.20859521 [Reply] [Original]

p-pls stop the pump

>> No.20859801

>>20859521
There is no pump. It is dumping. Fuck off.

>> No.20859819

>>20859801
>7.76

getting close to liquidation simeon?

>> No.20859837

>>20859819
I will celebrate once it breaches 8 dollars, faggot. You promised me $10. WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE REACHING 10 FUCKING DOLLARS

>> No.20859977

>>20859521
$15 August EOM and janjans who side with simeon will get liquidated too.
>pari navreme
>pari navreme
>ei simeone kurvo maika ti ebeme

>> No.20860125

>>20859837
Dopamine running low...

>> No.20860149

>>20859977
Checked

>> No.20860374

>>20859521
Sloppy Simeon cant stop the Stinky Linky HAHAHAHA

>> No.20860391

>>20859521
This cuck looks like that cardano fag

>> No.20860415

>>20859521
The tears.. so delicious...

>> No.20860567
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20860567

>>20859521
Simeon Rusanov is a KGB agent hired to FUD LINK. Not many people know that he's actually related , 4th generation cousin to man in the bigger picture Sergey "Extra Sauce" Nazarov.

Story is, that Sergey "No pickles" Nazarov had a fight with him at family wedding, when Simeon reached for the last piece of bread on the table that Sergey was eyeing for a good minute.

225lb pounds of clean muscle mass at the time at 13 years old Sergey grabbed Simeon hand and put a fork right into it while shouting "DECENTRALIZED".

Simeon trained for 15 years in underground tunnels in Moscow to be a perfect agent for the job to stop Sergey "Fuck Cola Zero" Nazarov from making 4channel autists millionaires.

By doing so, KGB wants to centralize oracles in joint operation "Commuracles".

Basically Simeon is first step in bringing communism on the blockchain.

CIA and FBI already tracking him.

Sergey "Supersize me" Nazarov want his beard skinned off clean so he can wear it Texan Chainsaw massacre style.

That was his bread you commie fucks.

>> No.20861077

>>20859521

CAN'T SINK THE LINK

>> No.20861132
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20861132

Getting sweaty Simeon?

>> No.20861154

>>20861132
>haha I have no inclination where my short gains went

>> No.20861240

>>20861132
keeek

>> No.20861917

>>20859521
>>20859819
let's be real he probably cashed his short already and made bank
fucking cunt why is he still not in jail
why is nexo still operating
that shit was literally illegal as fuck and yet there are no consequences that's bullshit I want to see some blood

>> No.20862061

>>20861917
>he probably cashed his short already

nah aave still has the same amount of borrowed LINK. also some anons claimed he started the short around $5, when NEXO started the LINK interest shit and he had to double down by borrowing from aave and publishing the report in order to not get liquidated.