/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.20827902]

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.20827914]

>>20827902
i hope you laughing because now yxou can buy cheap AMPL

[Anonymous No.20827926]

>people actually bought the coin from the team that made ''pythagoras pizza''

[Anonymous No.20827927]

[Anonymous No.20827960]

I can even laugh at the retards who were holding thinking 6 month consecutive 10% rebases would make them millionaires form their $500, but what is truly sad is the poor fools who added ETH/AMPL liquidity to the geyser their ETH is automatically being sucked up to 0 being whale food while they dump. A moment of silence for these fools please

[Anonymous No.20827990]

>>20827960
It was such an obvious shill campaign. If you have been on /biz/ long enough you can spot them.

[Anonymous No.20827995]

>>20827960
you make more money in the geyser if people dump you absolute moron

[Anonymous No.20828016]

>>20827990
Except that the token is revolutionary

[Anonymous No.20828026]

>>20827902
50% sale, nice

Adding to my stack tomorrow when I get paid

[Anonymous No.20828037]

Im increasing my stack, Reddit retards are just waking up to it and wallet amount is rising steadily. Also stablecoin at 0.7$ is fine with me and I get a larger share of mcap.

[Anonymous No.20828041]

>>20828016
except that the token is dogshit and a ponzi and you shills know it

[Anonymous No.20828053]

>>20828041
Na m8 you don’t get the whole scope of it m8, use the proteincomputer on your neck behind your eyes m8, I r8 ample 8/8

[Anonymous No.20828062]

[Anonymous No.20828067]

>>20828016
yeah just like that pizza token they abandoned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5rtPKOWoEE

[Anonymous No.20828087]

>>20827902
AS I OPEN MY WALLET TO CHECK AMPL GAINS
I TAKE A LOOK AT MY BALANCE AND REALIZE THAT NONE REMAINS
CAUSE I'VE BEEN HOLD'N AND REBASIN' SO LONG
THAT EVEN REDDIT'S LAUGHIN' CAUSE MY GAINS ARE GONE
BUT I AINT NEVER SOLD A SCAM THAT TOOK ALL MY MONEY
MAKING MONEY ON CRYPTO? YEAH, THAT'S VERY FUNNY
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE PAJEET SHILLING, AND MADE MY KILLING
BUT NOW ME AND MY AMPLEFORCE BE HANGIN' FROM ROPE
I REALLY HATE TO TRIP BUT I GOTTA DIE
AS I PASS OUT I THINK BACK ABOUT THE ALL TIME HIGH
FOOL IM THE TYPE OF G THAT /biz/RAELIS SHOULD AVOID
HANGING DEAD IN MY BATHROOM, JUST ME AND THE BOYS

LOST ALL MY R O I BUYING AMPLEFORTH AT THE ALL TIME HIGH
LOST ALL MY R O I BUYING AMPLEFORTH AT THE ALL TIME HIGH
INSTEAD OF GOOD GAINS AND AND STRESS FREE NIGHTS I BOUGHT AMPLEFORTH AT THE ALL TIME HIGH
INSTEAD OF GOOD GAINS AND AND STRESS FREE NIGHTS I BOUGHT AMPLEFORTH AT THE ALL TIME HIGH

[Anonymous No.20828095]

https://etherscan.io/address/0xfd27d5f814c1ce1f7012ba06a2a82d97225689a5


all gone, only upside from here. when agony is at its peak, its a buy signal

[Anonymous No.20828103]

>>20827995
oh you poor deluded bastard...

>AMPL price drops => ETH gets converted to AMPL
> negative rebase removes AMPL, thus more ETH gets coverted into AMPL
>since you hold more AMPL, negatve rebase hits you harder
> more ETH gets converted into more AMPL, which drops even more and more of it evaporates every day

yes buddy that totally nets you more money in the end

[Anonymous No.20828110]

Now is a good time to buy because you know it'll go back to $1 tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.20828138]

smart money is profiting from this arbitrage opportunity
so glad these panic selling dumbasses exist hahah

[Anonymous No.20828154]

>>20828110
And leddit flat brains are slowly waking up to the idea, more subscribers in the subbrain Subreddit + lots of new wallets with fresh money. This is taking off the day after tomorrow and now is perfect to increase to stack. The oracle rate is still >1$ so the rebase is going to be positive tonight. I'm unironically brutally honest here fuken /bizlets

[Anonymous No.20828189]

>>20828041
It's actually a brilliant idea, the problem is it needs massive success just to eventually stabilise and THEN have a use case, until then it's just a gamble

[Anonymous No.20828202]

>>20828138
it's amazing really how little people research things. I've been hoping for this day to up the stack at a discount. I think we've still got at least 24 hours before these absolute faggots stop crying in there pillows and realise they just missed the best buy opportunity they could have hoped for.

[Anonymous No.20828361]

>>20827990
Like DEV protocol. Fucking pajeet tier shitcoin

[Anonymous No.20828391]

Put in like 1.1k and got out 1.3k in about an hour and a half. I'll take what I can get, thanks for being predictable Ample!

[Anonymous No.20828439]

>>20828154
What time is it on the east coast? How long til rebase

t. Kiwi

[Anonymous No.20828481]

>>20828439
https://www.publish0x.com/block-enthusiast-an-exploration-of-things/rebase-the-implications-of-supply-smoothing-xropreg

[Anonymous No.20828509]

>>20828087
This is great

[Anonymous No.20828525]

>>20828103
actually right now in the AMPL telegram some guys are asking where the ETH in the geyser are gong, and saying stuff like "well I can get it back right?"

[Anonymous No.20828530]

>>20828087
Based

[Anonymous No.20828639]

>>20828087
8/8 for effort

[Anonymous No.20828759]

honestly i'm more worried about btc that's dumping

ampl will come back eventually

[Anonymous No.20829352]

>>20828639
>>20828509
>>20828530
Y-YOU TOO

[Anonymous No.20829912]

>>20828087
Can someone with some decent singing/rhythm skills sing this?

[Anonymous No.20830301]

>>20828087
i sung this while high

[Anonymous No.20830896]

>>20827902
s-stop fucking selling. STOP FUCKING SELLING!

[Anonymous No.20831491]

>>20828087
Bull-io be dope yo

[Anonymous No.20831666]

>>20830896
Retard

Ampl deserves a -80% crash

It did 100x MCAP in less than 1 month

Wtf did u expect to happen u imbecile

[Anonymous No.20831769]

>>20827990
Ive been on biz 2 years at most and this seemed obvious to even a newfag. I think only the newest of faggots are holding heavy bags of this. But seeing how many there seems bullish.

[Anonymous No.20831825]

>>20831769
You really fucked up this time retard. Lololololol

[Anonymous No.20832043]

I just bought a bag lads.. Looking to sell just above $1.

[Anonymous No.20832079]

I thought you guys don't lose money because of rebase? Since it dropped 50% don't you have 2x tokens now?

[Anonymous No.20832153]

>>20828087

respekt

[Anonymous No.20832240]

>>20829912
It's gangsta paradise zoomy

[Anonymous No.20832680]

>>20828087
Why not using medicines for this condition?

[Anonymous No.20832877]

>>20832079
Yes and no.

So if supply needs to double according to the math, you get double tokens - that's true. But also true that the point is that profit makers at this point are incentivised to sell and push the price down. If the price goes down by more than half...you're behind suddenly.

[Anonymous No.20832947]

So is it time to buy now?

[Anonymous No.20832992]

He sold?

[Anonymous No.20832994]

>>20827902
Been watching AMPL for a while (since the beginning, never wanted to take the time to learn the technical). Never bought any. Is 50 cents the bottom? What is the high IQ move here? I am guessing it will go even lower than 50 cents?

[Anonymous No.20833015]

>>20827902
every ample holder still holding a dead bag

aka bought the dip aka nek yourself

[Anonymous No.20833019]

Lmao at the retards selling now and not understanding that market cap is all that matters with ampl. We're hitting 1 billion Mc by end of August

[Anonymous No.20833134]

>uniswap liquidity ca 15 mil
>volume 68 mil
kek you niggas dead

[Anonymous No.20833135]

>>20827990
i was completely new to /biz/ as of a week ago and even I had suspicious that it was a shill campaign.