/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.20785479]

I thought big guy sergey hated middle-men, why the fuck are we gonna end up being the biggest middle-man??

[Anonymous No.20785524]

>>20785479
Because our value is determined by a market

[Anonymous No.20785599]

>>20785479
We are decentralizing the middle man, thus ridding the world of him.

[Anonymous No.20785840]

>>20785479
In the coming 4th Industrial Revolution, Chainlink will become the new transport layer standard.

[Anonymous No.20785866]

>>20785599
when everyone is the middleman, no one is

[Anonymous No.20785870]

>>20785479

I was at the fireside chat this week. At one point Tom called Sergey a sandwich fucker. He even accused Sergey of eating the sandwiches after busting loads into them. There was an intense bit of silence while Sergey glared. Beads of sweat formed on his forehead immediately, and his face was flush. He forced a chuckle into the microphone. Then he walked off stage and just out of the room where there was a magazine rack. He was still in full view of everyone through a window. He starts taking these magazines, two and three at a time, and just tearing them to shreds. Sometimes he would pick one up, and try to twist and tear the whole thing at once, but fail, so then he would start ripping out individual pages. He was facing away from everyone, so we couldn't see his facial expressions. This went on for two minutes at least. At this point I thought he was totally screwed, and that he had just ruined the reputation of chainlink in one fell swoop. However, he turned around and walked back into the room. He looked completely rejuvinated and full of vigor again. He proceeded to completely btfo Tom in every way, acting as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened. Afterwards, he even did a little q&a session after Tom left due to being frustrated from the btfo. Janitorial services were picking up the mess of shredded magazines at this point, and the only acknowledgement Sergey ever made to the mess was when one of the older janitors fell over while leaning to pick up the pieces. He sort of covered his hand with his mouth, clearly holding back laughter. It was bizarre, but with genius comes inevitable personality quirks.

[Anonymous No.20785902]

"SIMEON could be here" he thought. "I've never been in this neighborhood before. SIMEON could be anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SIMEON" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 Big Mac Value Meal circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Bulgarians after dark. "With a network, you can verify anything you want" he said to himself, out loud.

[Anonymous No.20785952]

>>20785599
>>20785866
Checked and Based

[Anonymous No.20786308]

>>20785870
Good job writefag

[Anonymous No.20787369]

>>20785840
Dude, I’ve been trying to find the article this is from again. Can you hook me up?

[Anonymous No.20788512]

The term is “middler,” newfag.

[Anonymous No.20788554]

>>20785479
You're not Jewish, are ya kid?
Come back when you learn a little something about the world.

[Anonymous No.20788629]

>>20785870
I would expect a titan of industry to do nothing differently.

[Anonymous No.20788789]

>>20785902
Kek

[Anonymous No.20788882]

chainlink is the final middleman