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Hi anon! We haven't talked in so long. How are you doing!

>> No.20749367

>>20749315
I have transcended past the need for physical pleasure.
You offer me nothing of value.
Go away.

>> No.20749369
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20749369

>>20749315
I always wonder what this felt like

>> No.20749411

>>20749315
that's a weird looking phone she's holding

>> No.20749421

>>20749315
>can't afford pants
The absolute state of burgers

>> No.20749431

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>> No.20749442
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20749442

>>20749369
A hot slimy watermelon

>> No.20749508

>>20749315
lost everything shorting bitcoin last night
i really need some comforting now can you come over?

>> No.20749544

>>20749442
Is that a watermelon

>> No.20749556
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>>20749442

>> No.20749555

>>20749508
sorry my car wont start :(

>> No.20749559

>>20749315
I' m married now.

>> No.20749570

>>20749442
I think anons refer to what it feels like to talk to someone in real life.

Not sex baby steps remember

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20749575

>>20749315
N-nice socks

>> No.20749601

>>20749367
She looks like OP's pic actually. That is what I would say, unironically. I do not fornicate anymore, that is all she was good for.

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>>20749556

>> No.20749642

>>20749508
>ew he shorted Bitcoin, what a gross loser lol
>hey Lisa! i heard Brad and Chad went all-i̇n Bitcoin during that March crash, let’s go suck their dicks

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>>20749556

>> No.20749692

>>20749315
>literally who?
>it’s me. Omg. You remember? We went once a few years ago. Omg, saw you on the cover of Forbes. I barely recognized you. Let me send you a picture.
>oh yeah, that was me. What’s up?
>oh nothing, just saying hi. I always wondered what happened to you. You never called me back.
>oh yeah, been busy. Getting paid!
>lol omg, for real, I bet. You married now? Any kids?
>no, never married, no kids. You?
>I have 3 kids black kids, divorced. Omg.
>click
>w-w...hello?....why that....reeeeeeee!!!!!! I hate you!! I woulda sucked yo dick too sucked it so goood....weeehhhh...:digs out giga dildo from drawer, starts sucking it while crying, then shoved the hole thing into her smelly roast beefy cunt: ooooohhhhh

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>>20749692
lol you gotta small dick anways

>> No.20749847

>>20749642
exactly works like a charm erry time

>> No.20749918

>>20749315
Wait.....Gerald? Is that you?

>> No.20749933

>>20749692
Get over here and start sucking this fucking cock you fucking faggot.

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20749987

>>20749692
based and chadpilled

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20749989

>>20749315
Hello

My Shitcoins Are Dumping

Dont Miss me when Im gone

>> No.20750081

>>20749315
Excellent.
Go fuck yourself.

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>>20749692

>> No.20750138

>>20749315
You eat the rice, you pay the price
Eternal dragon women

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>>20749315
I thought I told you never to call here.

>> No.20750330
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20750330

>>20749315
What can you offer me that others have not?
I've built my stack, blown it, then rebuilt it higher and higher with each pass.
I've been around the world, blasted cum inside both beautiful and hideous women alike. Am probably a father to at least 50+ bastards at this point. You are nothing but another warm pile of flesh for me to drain my balls once more into so that the emptiness recedes for another few hours. There isn't even any joy left in leaving retarded bitches like you to mature into an actual woman by raising a child. It's all just a never ending cycle with no purpose, no joy, no permanent relief. It never ends and it never will.

Let me keep this simple and straight forward so that your animalistic female tendencies and intelligence can remain trapped and unsuffering for the remainder of your existence on this stupid fucking dust speck we live on.

"Hey, doing good. Wanna come over?"

>> No.20750644

>>20750330
is this oc?

>> No.20750745
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>>20749315
fuq off OP, this litrly just hapnd 2 me on snapchat. can u lyke give me @ leest a LITTL byt uhv pRYVa-sea??????

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>>20749315
take your clothes off, NOW!

>> No.20750813

>>20749315
I see you've become a whore. Don't contact me again please

>> No.20751243

>>20750644
what the fuck else would it be anon?

>> No.20751512

>>20749556
THat last one goin all out