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Hello, Steven here from XMR Customer Support Brazil. Please buy XMR I am a paid shill.

Your fren. Steven.

>> No.20745360

>>20745260
Hey Steven, Mike here from Customer support. I had to call in sick earlier from a serious headache that occurred after I had the unfortunate task of dealing with a vey unusual potential customer yesterday, he kept me on the line for about 3 hours complaining that you had to go through KYC to obtain XMR which isn't true. Doctor prescribed me some pills to help deal with it, I'm thinking about selling them on EmpireMarket though.

>> No.20745552

>>20745360
Oh I've heard from Martin about that one ha-ha! Yeah take it easy on the schizos. No one can help those people. I have some good news though. Martin went to Ricardo to complain about the low wages and the stress we have to deal with each day and we are getting a raise!

>> No.20746118

>>20745552
Its great indeed, my village is saved fellow sirs. I wonder if the next customer will be as schizo as that guy?

>> No.20746240

>>20745552
Great! Can you tell Ricardo to ask Satoshi when he is gonna hurry up and create more non KYC bitcoin gateways. I'm afraid the annoying customer might come back and give me a brain tumour.

>> No.20746362

>>20745260
Daily reminder that there’s no way to purchase XMR without going through KYC
Read through this thread >>20704125 if you’d like a qrd as to why this shitcoin in particular is so worthless

>> No.20746806

>>20746362
kek hes still here folks. NOT AGAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.20746843
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>>20746362
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHHHHHHH!

>> No.20746874
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>>20745260
BUT WHAT ABOUT KYC

>> No.20746876

>>20746362
GTFO Nigel, sad to see you can only FUD Monero by making up obvious lies. But that's also good, I suppose, bc it means the coin is solid.

>> No.20746961
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Monero is:
Untraceable
Fungible
the King of Privacy Coins

and most importantly: YOU DONT NEED KYC TO GET IT

>> No.20747537

>>20746362
Daily reminder to take your meds

Also, use bisq fagg

>> No.20747586

>>20746362
You see it wrongly. All that is being divulged when converting with a KYC partner is the fact that you own some Monero. The KYC partner has no knowledge of how you obtained the Monero or from whom.

There are several direct ways to convert XMR to fiat (e.g. Bisq, LocalMonero) and even more indirect ways, where you first do an instant exchange to another cryptocurrency using any number of the instant non-KYC exchange sites (e.g. xmr.to, MorphToken), then convert to fiat on one of the big KYC exchanges.

>> No.20747653

>>20747586
This guy isn't seriously looking for a way to buy Monero without KYC. I told him to use Bisq and he gave a reply about how the reviews he saw made it look bad... even though he was probably looking at ones from 2018.

Of course, he would later say that stuff from 2018 is outdated. Anyone willing to do research instead of wanting to be spoonfed would quickly see that this 'issue' doesn't exist.

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>>20746362
thanks for the reminder anon
lets eat some crayons togheter now

>> No.20748302

How many XMR to make it? only have 50 now, been steadily accumulating

>> No.20748441
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>>20746362
KEK

>> No.20748632

>>20748302
[unknown amount]

>> No.20748989

wow that schizo only made one post today instead of replying to everybody. maybe he took his meds after he posted.

>> No.20749075

Chart went red for a bit, but I see we're back to $79 now. Next stop $90, satoshi willing

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>>20748989
or someone finally bit on that darknet assassination contact

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>> No.20749728

>>20749075
Things I am not selling:

BTC XMR RLC GOLD and SILVER.


I have to go to bed, if Nigel returns(>>20746362) tell him he was a good boy today for not harrassing customer support for 4 hours.

>> No.20749797

>>20746362
honestly I'm just happy we have someone who wants to talk about monero with us

>> No.20750056

>>20749797
Indeed, it gets boring sometimes. Wish this thing wasn't undervalued

>> No.20750105

Just another thought seeing as there are rumours going around about a HEX/ETH dust attack another benefit of XMR is that it's not susceptible to dust attacks.

>> No.20750274

>>20750105
Plenty of other things XMR isn't susceptible to, although it isn't perfect. I think one question any person getting into Monero would ask is "surely it can't be this good??", and it isn't. Breaking Monero shows pretty well what flaws do exist, and the devs are of course always looking for things to do that improve privacy and protect users.

>> No.20750504

Will crypto save us from the FIAT crisis ?

>> No.20751520

>>20750504
Monero will.
I'm not so sure about the other 99%

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>>20751520
I hope that the ratio will keep up to 0.01(and beyond) in august.

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>>20745260
Monero is hands down the comfiest hold. It won't give you instant insane returns, but you can be damn sure it will be around years from now.

>existed since 2014
>solid stress tested privacy
>survived countless forks
>large grassroots community
>dynamic block size
>virtual monopoly on the deep web

If there's anything that's going to rival Bitcoin as a currency it's Monero.