Been on a booze and weed filled trading spree for three years

[Anonymous No.20716122]

And have made no attempt to pay any tax whatsoever despite cashing out probably over £60,000 during this period using Coinbase Pro as an off-ramp to Revolut
I haven’t given a single solitary fuck whatsoever about keeping records of trades and have racked up hundreds of crypto to crypto trades on mainly Binance but also a bunch of other exchanges including DEXs
I’ve spent all the money I cashed out but still have over £300,000 invested into LINK
What the fuck am I going to do when the bull run peaks and I want to cash out seven figures
Am I going to jail
How to I navigate this predicament
Am I going to have to move to some sketchy post Soviet European shithole
What would you do in this situation
Inb4 you should have paid your taxes I live in clowned Britain and the state can go fuck themselves I will do everything possible to deny them one penny of my gains past present and future
Help me guise

[Anonymous No.20716222]

>>20716122
> deed poll name change to 'Afzal Mohammed Mohmet'
> take money out
> don't worry about government interference

[Anonymous No.20716309]

>>20716122
You have to pay taxes on an asset that increased in value?

[Anonymous No.20716986]

>>20716122
You should move out from this shithole and move to Japan or Sweden or something.

[Anonymous No.20718040]

>>20716986
I’m considering moving to Portugal or Germany for the cushy crypto tax law

[Anonymous No.20718246]

Sit in stablecoins and then spend it using crypto debit cards. Never transfer to fiat.

Binance can turn over your records to the taxman though.