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What kinds of small businesses are unaffected by economic downturn? I'm thinking about starting a business

>> No.20711176

slave trade in Mauritania

>> No.20711177

>>20711153
Undertakers

>> No.20711182

>>20711153
undertaker or anything death related.
liquor

>> No.20711197

>>20711153
OnlyFans

>> No.20711199

>>20711153
Apps, puzzle games, games, animation, comic books, digital assets.

>> No.20711218

>>20711153
cnc machining
folks will pay for contracts in the downturn to help their own business start-up ideas

hear about gold? sell shovels

>> No.20711232

>>20711153
inferior goods markets like McDonald's and dollar general do well in recession. anything that can help people get what they need without costing more than they can afford.

also heavily depends on what your skills are and your market

find a problem someone will pay you to solve

>> No.20711277

Anything high end luxury products. Lambos, jets, yachts.
The rich don't do downturns

>> No.20711319

>>20711153
Outdoor products, Running, hiking, camping gear

>> No.20711341

>>20711153
Prostitution

>> No.20711369

>>20711153
Look how old that TV is. This girl is probably dead now.
F

>> No.20711375

>>20711153
Plastics

>> No.20711395

>>20711153
AIDS treatment

>> No.20711402

>>20711153
hnnnnggggg

>> No.20711412

>>20711153
Cremation is unironically what I'm looking at.

People are becoming much less religious and the burying of a dead body has become less and less of a norm, as it is both costly and spooky/religous. The families are turning towards cremation, which is much cheaper.

10k+ for burials, around 5k for a cremation. Additionally, the cremation ceremony has changed to be much simpler... families use to literally gather around the oven (not kidding), and watch it not burn, but watch it be conveyor belted into the oven. Now, the body is unceremoniously burned, the ashes put into the urn, and then the family simply all attend a church funeral around the urn while a few nice things are said OR they attend a funeral at the cemetary where the ashes are buried (much cheaper than a body) OR they simply take the ashes and do their own thing (scatter the ashes over the ocean or something).

In other words, you collect thousands of dollars to burn the body and deliver the ashes. If you're starting out, you have to get a bunch of licenses to handle corpses, but otherwise it's just a matter of having a government approved oven.

There's some red tape involved, since this is a GREAT WAY for the mob to get rid of bodies and evidence, so everything is kept super tight, but from what I've learned the biggest hurdles are really just the "Big Funeral" boys club.

In otherwords, they know literally just anyone can buy a big furnace and do the same work for cheaper, so they try to box out up and comers and new guys. They do this via standard good old boy tactics, i.e. they """befriend""" the (((mayor))) at the golf club and what do you know, the mayor makes it nearly impossible to start up a new crematoriam.

(((they))) will not stop me though. I will burn bodies and profit. no matter what.

>> No.20711423

>>20711369
halo 12 poster in background
at least 35

>> No.20711446

Document Destruction. Get a shredding truck and go for it!

>> No.20711528

>>20711176
Kek but true>>20711177

>> No.20711565

>>20711423
Terminator 1 poster as well

She's at least 36, assuming the poster was a baby's first birthday present, but most likely 46 if her parents were "cool" and took her to a violent movie at 10. However, we can probably assume she's 51, if she was 15 at the theaters. 52 if she was 16 and drove herself.

But wait, if she was 16 when Terminator came out, then she was 36 when Halo 2 came out, then the question is, what was a 36 year old woman doing playing Halo 2 and being so into it that she would buy a poster?

Something is not adding up here boys. Wait... wasn't Terminator about a robot from the future going back in time and pretending to be a human?

>> No.20712231

>>20711153
show benis

>> No.20712233

>>20711446
Hardly. I work in a retail bank. The drop in overall activity has been alarming.

>> No.20712301

>>20711232
Those markets are nearly impossible for you to generate as a startup unless you found actual slave labor or free shit machine. Bad idea

>>20711199
Good start, think in this realm OP

>> No.20712345

>>20711153
I know someone who cleaned carpets. I thought (and hoped, since he's a cunt) he'd be fucked with the commercial downturn, but he's bought a fogging machine and now makes money spraying magic Wu Flu go away vapour in various business premises.. I don't think the start-up costs are that high. Maybe a few grand, and the equipment fits in an ordinary car.

>> No.20712350

>>20711153
cannabis

>> No.20712383

>>20711153

just noticed her hand

>> No.20712385

>>20711412
>(((they))) will not stop me though. I will burn bodies and profit. no matter what.
that's pretty based desu

>> No.20712388

Carwash and landscaping

>> No.20712430

>>20711565
>Return
terminator is "retro cool" wasnt current, shes halo gen.

>wait
>its actually taken in the 80s after she travelled forward to take a halo poster back and shes actually pushing 38

>> No.20712462

>>20711153
>>20711369
i miss myspace girls

>> No.20712500

>>20711199
Any tips?

>> No.20712536

>>20711423
>>20711565

that's a Halo 5 poster.