iExec FUD is reaching maximum levels of cringe

[Anonymous No.20707228]

Are we about to blast off again?

[Anonymous No.20707270]

Mmmmmmm ready

[50cent No.20707287]

>The year is 2024
>Toe-sniffing has become a profession after scientists discovered that foot odor predicts breast cancer with 99.9% accuracy.
>RLC bagholders all become toe-sniffers.
>Literally the untouchables in society, sniff the feet of their mistress and the latter's daughters everyday except occasionally taking a nibble out of their painfully rationed MREs.
>itsallsotiring.rlc
>One day
>Toe-sniffer accidentally licks his young mistress's feet
>Young mistress instinctively stomps the toe-sniffer into a state of unconsciousness
>Runs to her linkholder daddy with tears in her eyes
>"Daddy! Metha Non's tongue touched my sole!"
>Link quadrillionaire flies into a fit of rage
>"How dare that RLCuck taint my daughter's feet with his saliva?"
>Decides to euthanize toe-sniffer, in accordance to the terms of the smart contract (running on Chainlink, of course)
>Toe-sniffer dies from lethal injection
>His children, legally in the possession of the Link quadrillionaire, end up on sale in the Wuhan flea market
>Humans are now on sale after a niche group of Chainchinks pressured the government to legalize cannibalism.
>Linkholder goes through the paltry possessions of his former employee for auction.
>Finds a Quantum Cryptowallet still running on 1.0
>Becomes curious
>Extracts internal data through the latest iris projector technology.
>Sees a 87000 RLC make it stack worth $100
>Throws away entire wallet in utter disgust.
>$100 can only buy you a cup of coffee.

You better get used to toe-sniffing, RLCVCK

[Anonymous No.20707334]

>>20707228
The shilling is way worse. The tech giant thing has been debunked and so has the claim that link whales were accumulating, 50cent was right, its over gilles.

[Anonymous No.20707355]

>>20707334
where was the LINK whale accumulation debunked?

[Anonymous No.20707377]

>>20707334
The tech giant was never debunked. Silly anon with your baseless FUD.

[Anonymous No.20707412]

>>20707355
>>20707377
I shit my hand dips in ganges

[50cent No.20707482]

>>20707377
Justify this
>>20706134

[Anonymous No.20707485]

>>20707412
reveals himself as a common tier RLC fudder once pressed

[Anonymous No.20707515]

>>20707355
>>20707377
The tech giant announcement was that Google partnership (but not real partnership), confirmed recently by one of the devs in the telegram. The link whale one was kinda debunked, the guy claiming it was true was posting binance owned wallets and got laughed out the thread. No fud I have 10k of this shit lol. Muh digital oil.

[Anonymous No.20707874]

Not sure but I am buying back in after swinging the top. Have just put in a buy order. If it dumps more too bad for me, I will still have made a massive gain.

[Anonymous No.20708051]

I-exec robots set to kill

I took off my VR headset and had sex for real

[Anonymous No.20708121]

bollocks.