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You have been warned.
DIGITAL OIL
THE BITCOIN OF CLOUD COMPUTING
THE WORLD SUPERCOMPUTER
ALL VALUE MUST FLOW

>> No.20706040
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>>20705832

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>>20705832
>20 shill threads by this ID

>> No.20706305

>>20706242
NSMDO

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>>20706242
> https://medium.com/iex-ec/chainlink-and-iexec-collaborate-to-address-the-complex-off-chain-needs-of-next-generation-702e55ab1ead

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>The year is 2024
>Toe-sniffing has become a profession after scientists discovered that foot odor predicts breast cancer with 99.9% accuracy.
>RLC bagholders all become toe-sniffers.
>Literally the untouchables in society, sniff the feet of their mistress and the latter's daughters everyday except occasionally taking a nibble out of their painfully rationed MREs.
>itsallsotiring.rlc
>One day
>Toe-sniffer accidentally licks his young mistress's feet
>Young mistress instinctively stomps the toe-sniffer into a state of unconsciousness
>Runs to her linkholder daddy with tears in her eyes
>"Daddy! Metha Non's tongue touched my sole!"
>Link quadrillionaire flies into a fit of rage
>"How dare that RLCuck taint my daughter's feet with his saliva?"
>Decides to euthanize toe-sniffer, in accordance to the terms of the smart contract (running on Chainlink, of course)
>Toe-sniffer dies from lethal injection
>His children, legally in the possession of the Link quadrillionaire, end up on sale in the Wuhan flea market
>Humans are now on sale after a niche group of Chainchinks pressured the government to legalize cannibalism.
>Linkholder goes through the paltry possessions of his former employee for auction.
>Finds a Quantum Cryptowallet still running on 1.0
>Becomes curious
>Extracts internal data through the latest iris projector technology.
>Sees a 87000 RLC make it stack worth $100
>Throws away entire wallet in utter disgust.
>$100 can only buy you a cup of coffee.

Do you like toe-sniffing? If you do, you can continue to be a cuckold and hold on to your poverty bags XD

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Also, check out the "partnership" y'all be gettin'

Game over. Accept your loss like a man and move on.

>> No.20706405

>>20706391
Forgot the link. But fuck was that a hilarious, pathetic nothingburger.
>>20706134

>> No.20706408

Ranjeet’s Lucky Curry (RLC) is a cryptocurrency scam run out of a basement at the department of sewage and waste in Mumbai, India.

The project was founded by French pedophile and petty criminal Giles Fedak who saw the potential in running an India-based scam after one of his bi-monthly child-brothel visits in the Mumbai slums.

The scam took off on a Mongolian basket weaving forum where a breed of imbecile known as “midwits” fell for the grand delusions spouted by the scam’s Indian marketing team.

While the scam itself has already begun collapsing in on itself, the marketing team continues to work hard promoting the project, posting multiple threads a day and sucking in more useful idiots.

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>>20706330
>collaborate
>LINK oracles not needed, iExec has their own

>>20706405
>Working with Google
>Nothingburger
>More to come
>Nothingburger

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>>20706330
They updated the article.

>> No.20706746

>>20706663
Top fucking kek

>> No.20706834

>>20706468
Chainlink already has google and now Tmobile.
Keep getting dumped on with your shitcoin.

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>>20706834
that's funny because LINK whales with 100x your stack are accumulating RLC all month

>> No.20706864

>>20706834
>muh partnerships
>a year behind iExec's oracle tech
>a single use vaporware centralized shitcoin

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>>20706859
>no proof ever posted of link whale wallets accumulating rlc, except for one dumb shill who got laughed out of the thread because he tried to link to one of binance's own exchange wallets
we've seen the same kind of shit-for-brains claims made by
enigma
mobius
unibright
band
and other shills
seasonal rlc spammers and their "doracle" fiasco are no different
and that's why rlc threads get pee pee, poo poo, a big fat S and a big fat H