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20633294 No.20633294 [Reply] [Original]

$1200 Stimulus next week bruvs!

>> No.20633309

Im gonna cooom and my silver gonna moooonn

>> No.20633345
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20633345

>all the fucking manchildren on this board whose parents still claim them as a dependent

>> No.20633383

.1 BTC or 4k BAT?

>> No.20633410

>>20633294
Does this mean we get it next week? Or they just announce the package details?

>> No.20633412
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20633412

Hopefully another 1k barrels if the whales keep suppressing :)

>> No.20633447
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>>20633410

>> No.20633465

that money is chump change. people just use it to buy cheap electronics and drugs/alcohol. economy should never have been locked down.

>> No.20633478

That’s only 150 linkies wtf

>> No.20633558
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20633558

i fucking MOVED

how do i get my MONEY

>> No.20633626

I just want my extra 6 hundy that's it

>> No.20633630
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20633630

I'm blessed to have a dual citizenship. EU/NA

>> No.20633652

>>20633558

call jg wentworth 877 cash now

>> No.20633659

>>20633294
>>20633294
gonna use it all to buy more shiny boomer rocks

>> No.20633664

>>20633294
So we actually getting money or they just trying to hype us up only to let us down?

>> No.20633668

Is it for everyone or still only for 5 figure poorfags?

>> No.20633675

>>20633652
Based lmao

>> No.20633715
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>>20633294
Tfw a stimulus stack only nets you 150 stinkers

>> No.20633717
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20633717

>>20633294

>> No.20633742

>>20633630
(((dual citizenship)))
fuck off, kike

>> No.20633751

>>20633294
WHY THE FUCK DID TRUMP SAY IT WOULD BE MORE THAN THAT

>> No.20633786

is that 1200/kid? Asking for my trad wife and I

>> No.20633797
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20633797

immediately getting 6k more XRP with it

>> No.20634234

>>20633294
Looks like I will be buying another half ounce of gold.

>> No.20634259

>>20633797
on demand derisking

>> No.20634369

Time to pay off the debt collector who summoned me last week :^) thanks daddy gubmint for paying my debt

>> No.20634408

>tfw make too much money for this

>> No.20634411

>>20633294
Nice, ill buy $1200 in link

>> No.20634454

It’s really fucking pathetic how little Link that will get you.

>> No.20634458

>>20634369
Never had debt. Does it hurt?

>> No.20634570
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>>20634458
Yeah. Especially when I still owe $4k more to my bank and I take home like 1k a month..

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20634587

im dumping check into sxp

>> No.20634628

I make over 250k a year, I won’t get shit. You poor fags can masturbate to what I make a fuckin day. Srs u so poor.

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>>20633652
ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW

>> No.20635007
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20635007

Income limit is $40k. Feels bad man.

>> No.20635031

>>20635007
Is there a copy of what they agreed on that we can read?

>> No.20635331

>>20634628
give me money ill suck ur dick thru a virtual ZOOM session ;^)

>> No.20635351

>>20634570
Stay up bruv. I used to flip MacBooks and ps4s’ this is the better way.

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>>20635354
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>>20633465
>economy should never have been locked down.
Good goy, get back to work, wagie

>> No.20635425

40k before or after taxes

>> No.20635427

>>20633345
I've out earned my parents since I was 15 and only recently found out that my cunt mother claimed me as a dependent until I was 25.
Seriously considering reporting the tax cheater just for riding my coattails then claiming benefits like a koorie.

>> No.20635430

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>> No.20635439
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20635439

I AM A DEPENDENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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20635495

>tfw made way too much this year to get a check because of eth/link

>but they're probably going to base it on my 2019 tax refund

>> No.20635545

>>20635427
>not blackmailing her for your cut

>> No.20635566

>>20634628
You're still a wage bitch.

>> No.20635729

>>20633410
They didn't even vote for it yet. So there is a chance you will never get it.

>> No.20635737

>>20635351
Thanks breh. I'd be doing okay if MSFT and the market in general didn't shit the bed today. Hopefully next week is green

>> No.20635770

>>20635439
You have to be 18 to post here

>> No.20635779

>>20634628

Everyone on biz makes over 250k anon, lurk more

>> No.20635874

>>20635729
it might be delayed but even old turtle can see the writing on the wall for not going forward with it. You can let eviction moratoriums expire but you can't let it happen without more gibs thanks to unemployment.

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20635888

looks like 100 linkies will be leaving the exchanges monday

>> No.20635938

>>20635874
Those who are getting evicted next week are fucked regardless. These gibs will not cover their rent they owe for 4-5 months and noone will rent them another place because no job lol.

>> No.20635939

>>20633652
I know a guy who's in that commercial where they're singing on the bus

>> No.20635965
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>>20633294
just bought this watch with my stimulus check, you jelly faggots?

>> No.20635990

I just filed my taxes as an independent for the first time and made less than 20k in 2019 do I qualify for gibs? I didn't get the last round of free money

>> No.20635991

>>20635965
Hahaha look at your fat hand you fat pig

>> No.20635997

I'm throwing mine at ETH. What about you guys?

>> No.20635998

>>20635779
This. /biz/ is a place for losers to cope with their shortcomings by LARPing to strangers on the internet to inflict their feelings of inferiority onto others. Pretty sad desu

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>>20635991
retarded newfags, every time

>> No.20636133

>>20635425
are there still people who make less than 40k? how is that even possible

>> No.20636169
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>>20633294
UNILIMITED . . . TRUMP BUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.20636197

>>20633664
>So we actually getting money or they just trying to hype us up only to let us down?
either way silverchads win

>> No.20636247

>>20633412
That's the plan

>> No.20636373

>>20633751
HE SAYS A LOT OF SHIT

>> No.20636409

>>20635938
This is the real issue they should be dealing with. I don’t think we need millions of homeless people. It’s bad on its own, but it’s even worse for social stability.

>> No.20636439

>>20635888
>$12
Blessed trips

>> No.20637284

>>20635965
Fuck off chang

>> No.20637341

>>20633797
Gonna make it

>> No.20637344
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>>20635545
i 've read that as "not blackmailing her for her cunt"

>> No.20637365

>>20633294
Yes
Another couple months of boom for me to accumulate before collapse

>> No.20637404

>Still haven't filed my taxes yet to claim my first one

I hate ADHD sometimes.

>> No.20637432

>>20633410
>unzips package details

>> No.20637513

>>20633294
thank you jew man for you're free monopoly money.

>> No.20637545

>>20633383
Btc, BAT is trash.

>> No.20637548

>>20633383
how u gonna buy 1 btc with $1200 you retard

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>>20633309
>>20636197

Are you ready?

>> No.20637677

>>20637548
kek read his post again nig

>> No.20637723
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haha another $2400 for me and wifey even though we don't live in the US anymore, but we did last year. also got the Abe-san bucks last month. gonna be $6800 total, maybe more if Japan sends out more. luv it.

>> No.20637741

>>20637565
i'm only a 340 oz stacklet

>> No.20637772

What will a 155 stimulus link stack be worth EOY?

>> No.20637794

>>20633383
always do the opposite of what /biz/ tells you

>> No.20637813

>>20635770
Being on your family's health insurance is considered a dependent. Most people in college are dependents who range from 18-24 years old.

>> No.20637993

>>20637723
Fuck I want a slam pig asian gf

>> No.20638013

>>20637813
I got my $1,200.
My parents have never claimed me because I work and am not a financial c u c k

>> No.20638019

>>20637741
>not miners

Ngmi

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>>20635413
>good nazi, just stay home and let the bills pile up cuz momma will always bring the hot pockets.

>> No.20638548

It's for people making 40k and under only. This is a shit stimulus bill. The only people that make under that are fast food workers wtf kind of shit stimulus bill are they trying to pull.

>> No.20638566

>>20635007
No it's not, it's exactly the same as the previous requirements

>> No.20638568

dont get ur hopes up. the next check is only going to be for poorfags making like 30k a year or less. lolz

>> No.20638642

>>20633797
based

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>>20635413
Lol, hat should say "ANTIFA".

Make it accurate anon. MAGA supporters actually work for a living not protest because they're unemployed from their barista position.

>> No.20638679

>>20635439
post yourself as homeless and jobless

>I did the same thing

>> No.20638782
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20638782

>mfw wife and 7 kids

>> No.20638791

>>20638568
No. Mnuchin said Trump wanted money directly in the hands of Americans to jump start the economy. There’s an election coming up...they will do anything to prop this up through November.

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>>20638548
Sounds like it’s the same as the previous one.

>> No.20638851

>>20638568
Multiple sources have said republicans shot down the 40k income cutoff. The $1.2k check has the same requirements, basically a copy paste of the last one. The only thing there discussing now is unemployment gibs, back to work incentives, and payroll taxcut. Personally I'm getting hard at the idea of payroll taxcut. Could net me on extra 13k if it passes and goes to eoy. I would have to start picking up even more overtime since the government imposed punishment for working is largely lifted at that point. I'd still stay in my current tax bracket while bringing in more, I'd just max out my 403b and ira.

>> No.20638887

>>20638851
I think they have settled on the unemployment substitute income being capped at 70% of lost income.

>> No.20639033

>>20638887
I saw that too but article didn't sound completely certain about it. I mostly skimmed it and only care about the payroll tax and $1.2k check. 'essential workers' never had a chance to benefit from the unemployment to begin with. Mad jelly they got to not work and make an extra $600 on top of their regular check but still good for them I guess. Waging is hell so at least somebody got a little respite. Commies broke the system so I'm done fighting it. I just want to coast until link moons. My overtime checks go towards vacations so I can start getting used to what my life will be like post-singularity. Getting waxed, massages, and eating out every night is tip-top comfiisumer. That's the life for me. If you can't beat them you may as well enjoy the decline. Once it's totally fucked I'll just move to Argentina or Montenegro.

>> No.20639133

>>20639033
Check youtube. Mnuchin gave an interview to CNBC today and he said they were capping the replacement income at 70%. Yeah, they got a good deal, but I don’t envy them. I’m thankful for stable work from home. Godspeed. See you at the yacht party.

>> No.20639175

>>20639133
Actually, I guess it’s not up yet. But I saw the interview played on CNBC world 20 minutes ago.

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20639486

I am financially RUINED! I'll be checking the metadata on all your stack pics to come have a "talk" with every last one of you.

>> No.20639514

>>20637723
Need to fuck mong looking asian qt.

>> No.20639614

these jews better institute a payroll tax cut, pay us back for all the anal raping they usually do

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>>20638782
Fuck you based fucking family faggot

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20640798

If you haven't longed silver or gold yet then its your own fault at this point.