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i meant to click on /fit/ but i accidentally went on here. AMA

>> No.20626565

>>20626524
do you fart a lot lol

>> No.20626574

>>20626524
What do you think about niggers?

>> No.20626587

DO YOU FUCK

>> No.20626608

>>20626565
Based

>> No.20626624

>>20626524
do you enjoy sucking dick, and how much?

>> No.20626626

>>20626565
yeah howd you know

>> No.20626634

Do you like girls or boys

>> No.20626635

>>20626524
You didn’t accidentally come here, you were guided here by a divine force. Now, seize this opportunity to become financially independent for the rest of your life and start investing in cryptocurrency.

>> No.20626662

>>20626574
not a huge fan but irl i have to pretend to be fine with them

>> No.20626699

>>20626587
i browse /fit/ of course i dont fuck

>> No.20626700

Are you interested in becoming incredibly wealthy by purchasing an asset that will help bring about the 4th industrial revolution?

>> No.20626752

>>20626624
>>20626634
I'm straight I swear

>> No.20626781
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20626781

>>20626662
>>20626699

>> No.20626787

>>20626524
What's your first impressions of /biz/?

>> No.20626790

>>20626700
sounds cash

>> No.20626807

>>20626790
It's pretty cash desu

>> No.20626830

>>20626662
Based and you're-just-like-me-pilled

>> No.20626840

area man becomes millionaire with ONE SIMPLE MISCLICK
how? and basically, you're a fucking nigger
CLICK NOW

>> No.20626843

>>20626787
this place is depressing

>> No.20626854

Give me a good calisthenics plan

>> No.20626859

>>20626635
>Accidentally click on /biz/
>Somehow a bunch of superstitious autists convince you to invest into a highly volatile market
>Lose all your money and get in debt
>End up necking yourself all because of a misclick

>> No.20626865

>>20626843
Why?

>> No.20626905

>>20626859
I lold, he’ll be fine as long as he sticks with the big 4: LINK, ETH, BTC, and PNK

>> No.20626914

>>20626854
>calisthenics
>good

>> No.20626925

>>20626859
sounds badass where do I sign up?

>> No.20626928
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20626928

>>20626524
Join me as one of the few /fitbiz/ masterrace. Memes are better on fit, but it's easier to make financial gains in a bullrun than it is to make body gains IRL.

80k portfolio and way over 1/2/3/4 is the path to Chaddom.

>> No.20626938

>>20626524
You just made the biggest mistake of your life OP. Get out whilst you can. I've been stuck here for 4 years and still haven't found the way out after I accidentally clicked biz instead of ck food and cooking. I only wanted to learn how to make an omelette and now I hold this thing called Chainlink yes I made a lot of money but I also lost everything I had buying this other shit called ICON. I still haven't broke even... Run get out now before you get trapped here.

>> No.20626966

>>20626854
>calisthenics
NGMI

>> No.20626987

>>20626925
Go on coinbase, buy some ethereum (as much as you can afford to lose in case shit goes south), send ethereum to metamask wallet on google chrome, go to uniswap.org and swap ethereum for 50% pnk, 25% Link, and 25% ethereum. Thank me in a year when your holdings have increased by 100x

>> No.20626988

>>20626925
Coinbase.com
Buy BTC, ETH and LINK
Come back in 1 year, cash out and buy a lambo.
It’s that easy

>> No.20627010

>>20626928
Is this the way?

>> No.20627044

>>20626865
because it's 4chan

>> No.20627096

>>20627010
Link is the only one that matters, though ETH and BTC don't hurt

>> No.20627118

>>20626925
go to coinbase
get:
40% BTC
40% ETH
20% LINK
the chadfolio

>> No.20627125

you wanna get rich quick bitch?

>> No.20627141

>>20627044
hard to argue with that

>> No.20627185

>>20627125
Pretty sure this is the wrong place for advice on that

>> No.20627216

>>20627044
Good point. But I will say that there is a silver lining to this. I started off as a /b/ fag in 2011 and fucked up my adolescence a bit, until I got a gf and got back on track. Anyway, I migrated to /mu/ after I cured my autism, and then sometimes went to /tv/ and /v/. All of these places were a huge waste of time until I found /pol/, which was the most educational board as well as the most depressing ones. After my blackpilling I started getting tired of focusing on negativity and by the grace of God I found /biz/, this place has changed my life and unlocked so much freedom in my future. The way I see it, going through all of the trauma and pain of browsing and wasting time on those useless boards was necessary in order for me to discover the way to financial freedom, and so, my /biz/ era will be my redemption, and when this is all over I will have no regrets about discovering this god forsaken website. Trust me OP, you aren’t here by accident, this place is a gift and a blessing.

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20627223

>>20626524
if you have money for 1 portein shake right now you could invest in CAP and have money for 100 protein shakes before end of year

read
>>20627115
>>20627115

>> No.20627224

>>20626524
>>20626928
I'm trying to get back in the gym after a 3-4 year break. Dont wanna lift more than 3 days a week. What's a good PPL i can do? Or should i do something else?

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20627249

>>20626938
can confirm, theres no way out of this labyrinth op once you're here, be careful

>> No.20627286

>>20626524
how many linkies you got opie?

>> No.20627316

>>20626662
>>20626830
What happened to le race war? Are you that much of a bitch? Let your voice be heard and save the white race. Start murduring people and family go ahead anon

>> No.20627337

>>20627216
Thank you for genuine advice

>> No.20627397

>>20627223
sounds like a scam.
I'll be sure to look into it

>> No.20627433

>>20627224
idk

>> No.20627467

>>20627286
is that a crypto?

>> No.20627501

>>20627224
>I want to get in shape
>working out everyday sounds too hard

Not gonna make it

>> No.20627505

>>20627216
Also a refugee from /pol/. But they gave me eyes and /biz/ have given me hands. Good luck anon freedom is attainable and around the corner.

>> No.20627692

>>20626987
imagine thinking any normie would ever do this ever. especially when you can just buy LINK straight through coinbase with one click. do deluded pajeets really think anyone other than 4chan incels are going to go through all that just to buy their shitcoins? topkek

>> No.20627760

>>20627216
kek been on /fit/ since forever, and in 2017 november I found /biz/, had only 5k$, 3 years later now my folio is worth 440k$, lost all my gains, smoking again, drinking 5 esspressos a day, balding, longest nofap streak in these 3 years is maybe 3 days max, but I got a gf and fucked a few tinder girls as a dyel fuckup while when I was on /fit/ I wasn't balding yet and was swole af, and had more confidence and long nofap streaks but couldn't talk to a girl to save my life.
Go figure how the world works..

>> No.20627762

>>20627216
One of the most important skills a /biz/ browser needs is the ability to differentiate a shill from a genuine anon. The best place to hone that skill is /pol/.

>> No.20627803

>>20627467
yes. it’s a project called chainlink and this entire board is dedicated to it. remember that name and check back in ~2 years.

>> No.20627871

>>20627505
Good luck to you as well brother we’re all gonna make it

>> No.20627880

>>20627467
yea I has been memed/ shilled extremely hard on /biz/ since it it was at $0.25 a few years ago. Now it's trading at around $8. People on here have made tons of money from it.
Not sure if it still is a good buy though. People will tell you it is because they want to pump their own bags.

>> No.20627885

>>20627216
Based, /pol/ gets shit on by newfags but unironically shifting through the shit is life changing. I wasn't into politics until the Ron Paul movement and I saw the (((elite))) for what they were. Now I fucking despise them and like half the reason I want financial independence is spite and bitterness towards the shit they've done.

>> No.20627896

>>20627337
Sure friend I’m glad you got something out of it, wish you all the best, god bless you!

>> No.20627922

>>20626524
how many scoops did you take today

>> No.20627925

>>20627803
When I was in /fit/ everyday I used to see a few anons shilling ethereum there, in 2015, so I did my research, then decided to try and understand it then in 2016 I did a presentation about it in a distributed systems class, never once did it occur to me to buy... That's your brain on ss+gomad, fat hate threads and getting fucked in the gym shower pastas threads.

>> No.20627939

>>20627762
This is very true and an interesting point

>>20627760
Wow, money is cool and important but take care of yourself man, I believe in you, you’ll bounce back

>> No.20627940

>>20627922
stopped counting after the 10th scoop

>> No.20627987

>>20627885
“...And slowly I began to despise (((them)))”
>>20627871
Thanks, we’re gonna be alright anon we’re gonna be alright.

>> No.20627996

>>20626524
are you on gear?
height weight and big 4 stats?

>> No.20628023

>>20627885
Yeah I used to be one of those “who cares about politics just smoke weed lmao” dumbfucks,
Not to say weed is necessarily bad I was just being willfully ignorant, now that I see beyond the illusion my biggest goal is to do everything (((they))) don’t want me to, One of those is to be financially free

>> No.20628033

>>20626524
How long have you been working on your hair gains?

>> No.20628043

>>20626524
Haven't been there in a while, stay fat & poor retards.

>> No.20628088

>>20627467
Chainlink? Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth.

Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnerships came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons.

Now during the alt bear market lots of anons and took advantage of this and fudded this coin to all the late money and newfags that bought in January and don't know this story.

The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like RLC) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes.

In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team.

>> No.20628177

>>20626524
What's the best supplement besides creatine and whey?

>> No.20628239

>>20627223
I’m noticing a new trend emerging where pajeets shill their threads on totally irrelevant discussion, and I’m not liking where this is going.

>> No.20628240

>>20628088
Based
Fits deserve to Know the truth

>> No.20628266

>>20628177
tren and heroin

>> No.20628399

>>20626987
based

>> No.20628606

>>20626524
are you a faggot? I heard fit is full of faggots
be honest

>> No.20628619

>>20628266
Heroin kills test u shicken
Trendick not worth, i knew it creatons and protons r best

>> No.20628675

>>20626626
protein farts

>> No.20628676

>>20626524
/biz/ is literally /fit/. Enjoy your stay

>> No.20628722

biz and fit both appreciate gains

>> No.20628758

>>20626524
I am 5'8", 145 lbs, 17% body fat according to my bodyfat scale. Should I cut for lower bf or say fuck it and bulk? I kinda want to see abs and feel like my BF% is way too high for bulking. but im only 145 lbs. what do?

>> No.20628796

>>20627762
This is so true. I’m not sure it helped me though because it’s hard to trust your gut when you wanna get rich so bad.

>> No.20628921
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20628921

just remember

MONEY
ASIAN WOMEN
MONEY
ASIAN WOMEN

>> No.20628923

>>20628758
You're skinnyfat, just focus on getting stronger and doing hypertrophy. Ad you grow in muscle mass Will consume more energy so you can eat more tot keep growing or keep same to become more defined, mind this Will somewhat undercut str gain

>> No.20629107

>>20628923
I tried to do a lean bulk before (~250 kcal surplus) but i weighed myself every day and it was like my body fat% just shot up way faster than any muscle gains did. It's almost like I have no fucking clue how to gain muscle. I tried 5/3/1 BBB program which has built in progression too.

>> No.20629647

>>20628606
pretty sure I'm not a fag

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20629755

>>20627185
you sure.
Started with 500 bucks in 2018, now I have 9K and looking forward to 1.5 Million eoy. Sure worked well

>> No.20629778

>>20629647
then why are you looking at pictures of ripped, half naked men all day?
its ok you know, I wont judge you

>> No.20629819

>>20626524
will being fit and rich get us qt gas?
when?

>> No.20629921
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20629921

don't listen to these retards link already mooned, buy rlc
it's decentralized cloud computing and soon partners with microsoft google and amazon
get in while you still can retard

(pic related when you don't have money for weights)

>> No.20630204

>>20629921
>$1
>link already mooned
>$4
>link already mooned
>$8
>link already mooned