/smg/- STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.20611417]

NFLX MOONING TODAY edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/flat-chest/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread:
>>20607070

[Anonymous No.20611441]

Don’t bully me

[Anonymous No.20611461]

>>20611441
Most of /smg/ thinks you are a faggot. There is no need for the extra shit you put into the OP

Also NFLX mooning.

[Anonymous No.20611478]

Can SPCE get a pullback so my puts don’t financially ruin me?

[Anonymous No.20611486]

>>20611461
Very rude

[Anonymous No.20611499]

>>20611441
sorry anon, agree with >>20611461
leave the OP links alone

[Anonymous No.20611503]

I feel today's going to be bobo's day

[Anonymous No.20611510]

>>20611499
Wtf are you talking about? I’m not the one adding guro and loli shit for no reason. I leave up all business related links bro.

[Anonymous No.20611528]

>>20611417
>https://nhentai.net/tag/flat-chest/
get off my /smg/

Also NFLX mooning

[Anonymous No.20611533]

MSFT 250 EOW

[Anonymous No.20611552]

>We were wrong about Netflix all along.
>Niggers and nigger enthusiasts were right.
>Death note with nigger L was ahead of its time.

We should have bought the dip.

God dammit

[Anonymous No.20611556]

Where are my bobo's at?

[Anonymous No.20611561]

I have a question about selling contacts, specifically puts. I know I can buy them back to get out of the contract yet that eats my profits. In order to gain all the moneys from the contract, do I only need to wait till they expire and then that will reflect in my account?

[Anonymous No.20611586]

>>20611556
LOADED UP
UVXY 31, 31.5, 34 C by friday

[Anonymous No.20611607]

>>20611528
Kys tourist.

[Anonymous No.20611621]

pmg > smg

[Anonymous No.20611622]

I’m a bvll but my account is getting bigly funded today so I’m hoping for a nice dip.

[Anonymous No.20611643]

Why the FUCK did you not buy MSFT at 206? Don’t tell you were too busy looking at Teslacoin.

[Anonymous No.20611647]

>>20611528
>not knowing flat is justice

Get the fuck outta here, redd*t fag

[Anonymous No.20611653]

>>20611621
Wow your shiny rock is up 30%!! Congrats!! No really - good job!!

[Anonymous No.20611658]

GameStop about to make me really rich

[Anonymous No.20611668]

>>20611417
ONLY STOCKS THAT WILL MOON TODAY ARE GOLD AND SILVER MINERS

[Anonymous No.20611669]

>>20611653
PM's generally dont go up or down. Its the USD which is moving

[Anonymous No.20611713]

>>20611669
Wow PMs are unaffected by supply and demand? Amazing:

[Anonymous No.20611717]

>>20611668
Damn it Mr. Schiff
You damn well know NASDAQ is going to moon.

[Anonymous No.20611740]

Bears absolutely btfo today

[Anonymous No.20611750]

>>20611441
>>20611510
>>20611528
It's going to be a reddit raid day huh? Someone summon the diaperchad.

[Anonymous No.20611755]

>>20611740
Bobo will shine today
I feel it

[Anonymous No.20611761]

>>20611643
Because I bought at 150$, you fucking idiot trend following sheep.

[Anonymous No.20611763]

>>20611713
sure the short term fluctuations are affected by supply and demand but the long term trend isnt.
And PM's are trending to infinity

[Anonymous No.20611769]

Was the stock market this crazy and illogical before corona? Serious question

[Anonymous No.20611772]

>>20611750
omg is he okay?

[Anonymous No.20611781]

>>20611769
Not really. But the market needed a shake up, and the media LOVES to feed on fear.

Wake up retards, nothingburger is literally just a fucking flu.

[Anonymous No.20611794]

>>20611769
There's logic behind this. You're just bot seeing it.
Also, hindsight does not mean ability to predict the future, I'm not claiming that, I'm just saying that what has been happening does have explanations.

[Anonymous No.20611806]

>>20611740
The higher they climb, the harder they'll fall ;)

[Anonymous No.20611809]

>>20611769
Sort of. It always seems illogical in the short term but kind of makes sense.

After the 08 crash, most people spent all of 09 through 12 saying “it’s not REALLY over the recovery is fake!” And waiting for the next crash. It never came. We are now in that same period. Seeing a major crash scars people for life and they lose out on half of the next bull period. Don’t be a simp like them. We’re fine.

[Anonymous No.20611813]

>>20611772
>The diaperchad is actually buffet
it's all panning out

[Anonymous No.20611815]

>>20611794
Explain HTZ please

t. Bought at 0.70

[Anonymous No.20611851]

>>20611717
Not as fast as gold, sweety

[Anonymous No.20611859]

>>20611781
This is the same asshole who wants us to close down to a virus we can’t stop

[Anonymous No.20611864]

>>20611809
You should still be careful in autumn, as flu season begins and everyone is going to freak the fuck out over the sniffles again.

[Anonymous No.20611868]

I caught covid and I honestly don't know if I'll ever be able to work hard again.
Like even doing small things makes it hard to breathe. I'm trying to emigrate to a different country but idk if it's even possiblem

[Anonymous No.20611883]

>>20611868
based LARPer

[Anonymous No.20611891]

>>20611868
YOU SAID YOUR LAST POST WAS YESTERDAY
THIS NEW SCHTICK BETTER NOT FUCKING LAST

[Anonymous No.20611897]

>>20611815
Bunch of people thought it was going to bounce back and return to what is was after the storm was gone, they believed in the ability of the company to ask for loans to get back up.
Obviously they're stupid and wrong, and they're letting their greed dictate their actions, but there's clearly a reasonable argument for why it happened.

[Anonymous No.20611902]

>>20611864
I’m keeping a disproportionate amount in TFM until this all truly blows over but that’s enough risk management for me. If shit drops it will come right back again.

[Anonymous No.20611903]

>>20611883
He's the "I'm a sex offender should I kill myself" dude

[Anonymous No.20611904]

>ALL THIS CNBC ACKMAN COPE
ahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[Anonymous No.20611922]

>>20611868
Were you in good shape before Covid or were you a regular slob?

[Anonymous No.20611923]

>>20611904
Are they done talking about black people 24/7

Haven't been able to watch at all in over a month

[Anonymous No.20611938]

>>20611809
based

[Anonymous No.20611940]

>>20611902
Meant TMF

[Anonymous No.20611982]

>Endless printing will kill the dollar
>You can't stop the printer because it would kill all the zombie companies
Fuck

[Anonymous No.20612025]

>>20611781
>nothingburger is literally just a fucking flu
That's utterly irrelevant. The issue are the 20.000.000+ lost jobs and the destruction of small businesses across the US. Though in theory you just need to find those corporations that are going to gain the highest amount of marketshare from failing small businesses and you'll have a stock that's pretty much guaranteed to perform favorably in relation to most other stocks even if another crash was to occur.

I'm not that familiar with the US consumer sector so my first guesses would be Walmart, Home depot and Costco. But perhaps those prospects are allready priced in, who knows...
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.20612039]

>>20611982
Any sort of inclination of a crash.

PRINTERS GO SUPER SAIYAN

[Anonymous No.20612057]

>>20611809
We have not returned to the mean, March was not a real crash, besides these are the conditions of a bull trap. Random EV PnDs and elevator level pullback, you saw the same thing with BTC and shitcoins in jan 2018, also tech in 2002. We hit the bottom when we see blood.

[Anonymous No.20612076]

>>20611982
America wants the dollar to be weaker to incentivize foreign investors ninto the stock market and to have an easier time exporting services.

[Anonymous No.20612078]

>>20612025

[Anonymous No.20612091]

>>20611621
Usually a comfy thread, couple based anons like Panman. Most of the magpies posting in it seem to have more brain damage than the shitcoin crypto tards though.

[Anonymous No.20612097]

these futurinos sure look gooderino

[Anonymous No.20612128]

>>20612057
>he doesn't match his portfolio with astrological signs
lol@u

[Anonymous No.20612144]

>>20612057
Remember, something has to SPOOK the market. The only things are hyperinflation, war or virus mutates into Golden Frieza mode and starts to actually kill people by the millions.

[Anonymous No.20612148]

>>20611478
At or before August 3rd, the earnings report is going to be really bad.

[Anonymous No.20612167]

>>20612057
People have been posting this "chart" since May, and we already had our big pull back in the first week of June.

[Anonymous No.20612188]

>>20612167
People said the same thing about BTC, delusionals will always be delusional. Your desire to make more money isn't going to change reality.

[Anonymous No.20612198]

>>20611417
>increasingly nervous nobody warns of stock market crash for the nth time
why are jews so intent on keeping the goy away from the best way to make money at the moment?

[Anonymous No.20612210]

>>20612188
I guess we'll find out.

[Anonymous No.20612225]

>>20612167
As long as you fail to hit a new DJIA ATH, it is valid.

[Anonymous No.20612235]

>>20612188
hahaha imagine being this guy having missed the easiest +100% of your life and still believing there will be a le epic crash v2
let me guess you have rtx in your portfolio

[Anonymous No.20612242]

Vote Trump to keep America, boost the markets and suppress Chinese influence.

Vote against Trump to change America, crab the markets and boost Chinese influence.

[Anonymous No.20612244]

>>20612167
Retail never wins, shoeshine boy in 1929, and construction worker in 2002.

[Anonymous No.20612257]

>>20612057
>Indexes across the board drop 30-40%
>Single worst day for the markets since the great depression
Sure as shit seems like a crash to me.

[Anonymous No.20612260]

lots of cope posting this morning. sorry that you missed the generational bottom. maybe you'll do better in your next life

[Anonymous No.20612269]

>>20612244
also robin zoomer in 2020

[Anonymous No.20612271]

>>20612260
this

[Anonymous No.20612285]

>>20612097
really? Looks H&S as fuck. Looks like it's going to dump before open so I won't be able to cash out my calls.

[Anonymous No.20612290]

>>20612210
The intervention from the FED was so powerful that we've hit ATH in nearly every single NASDAQ stock.

Honestly, it will take Yellowstone erupting for our markets to see March lows again.

Just buy TQQQ & Tesla. Be Happy in this Golden Bull Run Anon. Powell printed for your sins.

[Anonymous No.20612294]

>>20612235
Imagine being so dimwitted that you think just because someone thinks a crash is coming that must mean they haven't at all during the volatility invested up until now. You're honestly sounding a lot like the political morons on twitter who scream and shout that the other side is wrong in every way.

[Anonymous No.20612295]

CNTG just announced at home corona virus test out in Germany. Being sold on amazon . It’s up 4 dollars in pm and people are expecting much more
>just picked up 100

[Anonymous No.20612299]

NIO EOD?

I'd be happy for $13+

[Anonymous No.20612309]

>>20612198
They want it to dip so they can make some sick 10% gains again

[Anonymous No.20612321]

>>20612269
doomposter in smg that failed to buy the dip and stayed cash for years hoping for a crash that never came*
fixed this for ya
even reddithooders do better than most of smg

[Anonymous No.20612323]

>>20612076
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.20612325]

>>20612057
> _____ was not the real crash!

t. Boomer who’s been in cash since October 2008

[Anonymous No.20612329]

>>20612242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGYoeJ5U7cQ
prisoners being loaded onto trains leading to chinese concentration camps

and yes this is biz related because if you think giving power to that type of government will help you make it then you've got another thing coming

[Anonymous No.20612337]

Is Musk taking us to Mars? Or is he just larping

[Anonymous No.20612347]

>>20612323
Weak dollar is good for business but bad for consumers. This is Econ 101 friendo. Weak dollar means more American made goods and less Chinese crap.

[Anonymous No.20612353]

https://www.timelessinvestor.com/2016/06/29/how-did-jamie-mai-and-charlie-ledley-turn-110000-into-12-million-using-value-investment/

Do your research and play options to make it big guys. Tesla is cool for writing spreads but we should still be looking for our $20,000 to $3,000,000 on things like oxygen tank delivery.

[Anonymous No.20612384]

>>20612337
he is.
although it depends on if the world remain stable.

[Anonymous No.20612387]

>>20612323
Are you fucking stupid? America has been printing everytime the Euro/Dollar gets too high, since the Euro appeared.

[Anonymous No.20612395]

>>20612337
mars is larp until we figure out how to make the body not break apart from long term low gravity exposure

[Anonymous No.20612403]

reminder to consult the astrological charts before buying today

[Anonymous No.20612407]

>>20612325
Wrong, I shorted the crash and bought cheapie stocks and real estate from your foreclosure.

[Anonymous No.20612414]

>>20612057
CARNATION CRAZE

[Anonymous No.20612422]

>>20612403
How does a person translate this information to stonk?

[Anonymous No.20612437]

>>20612422
if you have to ask, you will never make it

[Anonymous No.20612449]

>>20612422
not going to make it

[Anonymous No.20612462]

goddamn metal fags everywhere

gold is useful if you want an easy way to transfer a medium amount of wealth to a distance location, e.g. emigrating
was useful, now you can just open a brokerage account in another country and transfer all your money away without leaving your bedroom

[Anonymous No.20612478]

>>20612437
>>20612449
Where does one learn about this information?

[Anonymous No.20612479]

>>20612337
He is zealous enough to kind of try by pointing things in the direction they would have to go to make that sort of something that might eventually be feasible. The problem with man mission to Mars is it's extraterrestrialy expensive.

[Anonymous No.20612483]

>>20612403
Seeing some movement in the 6th house here.
I think we will see a drop later this day. Though 2nd house down and Mercury and Neptune crossing can only mean green open naturally.
>>20612422
What do you mean?
It's all there.
Just view it with your third eye

[Anonymous No.20612497]

>>20612462
dude we just buy futures to make easy money, nobody gives a shit about the actual rocks
only retards buy the physical thing

[Anonymous No.20612505]

>>20612483
>he didn't consult Pluto
TSLA CRASHING

[Anonymous No.20612535]

>>20612505
>Consulting Pluto
>2020
Ok boomer.

[Anonymous No.20612552]

>>20611668
how many times do we have to go over this old man?

[Anonymous No.20612557]

Shit is all way too green on crypto, yet I feel TSLA needs a pullback

[Anonymous No.20612566]

SPAQ is the new LINK

[Anonymous No.20612575]

>>20612505
>he didn't consult Pluto
lost

[Anonymous No.20612584]

>>20611417

I work for a firm that shall remain unnamed. Banks are running out of options. A certain woman has been appointed recently into the FED in order to resolve the FIAT crisis once and for all.

Gold is headed to 7k+ by the end of the year. We will have a digital backed gold currency by 2021.

Everything else will correct 40% or more. Buy commodities, Canadian and Chinese mining, food and fertilize companies. Mosaic will be massive.

Retire by 2021 as a multimillionaire.

[Anonymous No.20612596]

>>20612552
the old man just doesn't get it does he

[Anonymous No.20612605]

>>20612584
How can we trust you anon?

[Anonymous No.20612629]

>>20612584
a /biz/ original film
>BULLSHIT: THE LARP
>WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY ANON E. MOOSE

[Anonymous No.20612632]

>>20611461
Agreed

>>20612290
I'll second this but would also throw amzn into the mix.

[Anonymous No.20612643]

FUCK ANIME POSTERS, POST WESTERN.

[Anonymous No.20612660]

>>20612584
Nigger did you just tell me to buy chink and leaf stocks? Get the fuck out. Seriously. You're fucking done here chump.

[Anonymous No.20612665]

Bear bros, is today the day!? C-crash incoming r-right??

[Anonymous No.20612666]

>>20612584
Schizo

[Anonymous No.20612684]

>>20612643
Kim p was made to sit on my med lap.

[Anonymous No.20612690]

>>20611461
Agree.
Someone how drowns himself in this cutesy coomer shit 24/7 has to have mental problems. No way around that.

[Anonymous No.20612691]

>>20612665
Should be, TSLA only going up 4% is pathetic, about to dump some shares.

[Anonymous No.20612696]

GD, T, or MSFT?

[Anonymous No.20612706]

>>20612643
western animation hasn't been consistently good since the glory days of Hanna-Barbera and Walt Disney.

[Anonymous No.20612718]

Back to your cave Bobo
Time for the bulls to run

[Anonymous No.20612726]

>>20612643
No.

[Anonymous No.20612727]

>>20612718
Absolute UNIT

[Anonymous No.20612735]

>>20612665
>interest rates at 0% and massive Fed pumping
>at some point this will impact the real economy and inflation will start rising
>as soon as numbers show inflation is rising, the market will anticipate a rise in interest rates and dump
>until then, bull rush

[Anonymous No.20612740]

AHHHHHH WHY DOES SPCE KEEP MOONING EVERY FUCKING DAY IT MAKES NO SENSE AND IM POOR NOW

[Anonymous No.20612743]

>>20612665
It better be. You been promising for weeks so get to it already.

[Anonymous No.20612748]

>>20612718
>Time for the bulls to run
That's more of an amble or a mosey but i'll take it.

[Anonymous No.20612753]

DFFN needs to moon

[Anonymous No.20612770]

>>20612740
zoom out chart and look at what space does and has done since IPO

[Anonymous No.20612779]

>>20612665
Green futures always lead to a red open

[Anonymous No.20612802]

>>20612643
While I dont agree completely Kim Possible is hot as shit. I don't mind a mustache on my girl as long as she it hot.

[Anonymous No.20612808]

>>20612665
WHERE IS MY CRASH BOBO? MY PUTS ARE LOSING MORE VALUE EVERY DAY. REEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.20612813]

>>20612770
I don’t get it

[Anonymous No.20612815]

>>20612329
Bullish for TSM

[Anonymous No.20612835]

>>20612643
>POST WESTERN.
fine

[Anonymous No.20612856]

>>20612748
clearly a saunter/stroll

[Anonymous No.20612863]

>>20612735
probably need to cross the 2.5% mark for the bear ride

[Anonymous No.20612878]

>>20612813
you see how it looks like a seismograph chart? it's gonna keep doing that until Branson starts pulling in some kind of revenue. It's all hopes and dreams speculation now and this is what hopes and dreams speculation chart looks like. I can moon straight back up to the previous ATH and maybe a little more if the hype is running hot enough. It can also crash straight to low single digits again.

[Anonymous No.20612879]

>>20612057
Don't even waste time convincing these dopamine addicts anything. Anyone who truly believes the economy is fine is in pure denial and uses infinite coping posts on /biz/ threads to justify their shitty habits. The economy is 100% crashing by 2021.

[Anonymous No.20612891]

>>20612802
Shego is such a snack, holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.20612893]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.20612894]

>>20612879
see my charts >>20612403

[Anonymous No.20612895]

>>20612748
Me, going to market open with my great big bags of tqqq and amazon

[Anonymous No.20612896]

>>20612879
How?

[Anonymous No.20612906]

>>20612879
CHRYSANTHEMUM CALAMITY

[Anonymous No.20612910]

>>20612879
>The economy is 100% crashing by 2021.
And people aren't allowed to make profits until then? People who are perma-bull or perma-bears are the worst.

[Anonymous No.20612933]

>>20612896
Literally everyone is dumping money into stocks.
Some companies are performing really well others not so much.
The not so much is the problem. Unless we Andrew Yang this bitch spending is going to dry up.

[Anonymous No.20612934]

>>20612878
It just pisses me off seeing speculative bullshit make idiots so much money. I guess it’s easy to make money if you’re dumb and ride a hype wave on your first day with RH

[Anonymous No.20612945]

>>20612879
The economy doesn't have to be 'fine' for the stock market to go up. People just have to believe it is going to be fine again and that it will be fine before the shenanigans of the Fed and Treasury run out.

[Anonymous No.20612949]

>>20612910
I'm just not perma retarded to gamble right now.

[Anonymous No.20612952]

Reminder:

EV Semi's by ranking:

1) Tesla
2) Hyliion (Would buy this)
3) Nikola

[Anonymous No.20612955]

>>20612879
everyone knows it's crashing. The market won't crash when we expect it to however, so don't plan on predicting the crash perfectly, wait untill everyone gets comfortable thats when it will hit.

[Anonymous No.20612957]

>>20612934
This bitterness will only hold you back as a trader. You must accept it as part of the parade.

[Anonymous No.20612977]

>>20612952
Nikola has no semi? Do people still believe it is a legitimate company

[Anonymous No.20612980]

>>20612945
This reads like someone who doesn't know what they're talking about, and is making hollow assumptions like big daddy government ensure the goys like you can get rich fast. Greed is a curse on its own, if you made profit consider that a good job and fuck off to hills.

[Anonymous No.20612988]

>>20612934
The smart people are in it for the point-to-point travel with NASA, not the space tourism.

[Anonymous No.20613007]

>>20612980
>This reads like someone who doesn't know what they're talking about
that's because you're a newfag

[Anonymous No.20613035]

>>20613007
I just typed a string of valid criticism, and all you have is "you're a newfag". Thanks for the checkmate, I'll be back later boys and ghouls.

[Anonymous No.20613038]

>>20612933
>>20612933
Stimulus Plan is in the works.

Evictions of Niggers do worry me though desu.

Tim Pool might be right....we might get a civil war (Buy Ruger stock)

[Anonymous No.20613042]

How jewish can your name get? Kek

[Anonymous No.20613048]

>>20613035
I just typed a string of valid criticism, and all you have is "you're a newfag". Thanks for the checkmate, I'll be back later boys and ghouls.

[Anonymous No.20613052]

>>20613035
thank you for confirming your pleb status

[Anonymous No.20613053]

>>20612726
enjoy

[Anonymous No.20613068]

>>20613042
sounds more like a german name...

[Anonymous No.20613076]

>>20612977
PUTS or STFU

[Anonymous No.20613081]

>>20612802
nice

[Anonymous No.20613095]

>>20613048
but you are a newfag
at least now we know who's forcing that retarded meme

[Anonymous No.20613116]

>>20612980
>>20613035
You actually didn't criticize a single thing I said and just made a vague statement about how it's wrong because you say so. Come back with an actual point, faggot.

[Anonymous No.20613118]

>>20613053
>brony tranny larping "shoot up my place of work so i can become danny phantom ghost girl" cartoon
HA
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK nickelodeon
and FUCK nickelodeon fans

[Anonymous No.20613144]

get in here bobros

[Anonymous No.20613155]

>>20613118
this is like being back in elementary school and a couple of the weakest, nerdiest fucks in the place decide to duke it out

[Anonymous No.20613180]

>>20611750
Story behind this pic? Poor Buffet

[Anonymous No.20613198]

>>20613144
VIX is down though. The only thing you're eating from me today are my silver calls and they're at least a month out.

[Anonymous No.20613208]

>>20612815
Taiwan isn't China and if the US isn't strong enough to keep a lid on China they will take over Taiwan eventually, which will devastate TSM.

[Anonymous No.20613210]

>>20613155
>thread is known for attracting diapershitting autists
>surprised when faggots argue over what drawings they prefer
hmmm

[Anonymous No.20613212]

>>20613180
is you serious

[Anonymous No.20613229]

>>20613210
i'm not surprised it's just funny

[Anonymous No.20613237]

>>20613208
Betting against the 7th fleet...

[Anonymous No.20613238]

>>20613144
That bear is kind of adorable

pic related is what most 2020 bears are looking like right now

[Anonymous No.20613240]

>>20613229
Part of humor is the surprise factor, anon.

[Anonymous No.20613249]

>>20612148
you mean to tell me space tourism isnt booming right now?
>>20612057
There is already talk of a second stimulus bill so a semi similar recovery is not off the table.
>>20612337
like most of his other companies it remains to be seen if he will deliver on his promises
>>20612584
>buying chinese anything right now

[Anonymous No.20613264]

>>20613212
Lets see when he realizes

[Anonymous No.20613265]

>>20613208
They should hopefully have some back up plans. Maybe a deal with Russia.

[Anonymous No.20613278]

What are some financial stuff I can listen to in the background?

[Anonymous No.20613294]

>>20613240
I laugh at "From now on, I want you to call me Loretta." every time.

[Anonymous No.20613300]

>>20613278
Warren Buffet trying to say a single sentence for for 45 minutes

[Anonymous No.20613307]

>>20613238
cute!

Today's market theme willl be Strawberry Letter 23. May rainbows and waterfalls run through your mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rquygdjf0d8

[Anonymous No.20613334]

>>20613118
anime is just shitty japeneese cartoons that wish they could every compete with gold old western cartoons.

[Anonymous No.20613340]

>>20613307
>rainbows
bro I know
I'm gonna buy FHB today

[Anonymous No.20613343]

>>20613300
kek

[Anonymous No.20613346]

>>20613265
Isn't the usa trying to get them to expand into like in Arizona or something?

[Anonymous No.20613349]

reminder
this is the life of a bear

[Anonymous No.20613353]

>>20613334
>>>/trash/beta
know your place

[Anonymous No.20613387]

>>20611533
I dont know for week, but EOOctober for sure. Early Nov at the latest

[Anonymous No.20613390]

>>20613334
Can't compete with shego

[Anonymous No.20613404]

>>20613349
Nobody's a perma bear dude, you wouldn't make any money that way. You play both sides of the market, and right now the market is high as fuck.

[Anonymous No.20613420]

>>20613346
Anon was talking about a "what if" scenario of the US cutting back its influence in Asia.

[Anonymous No.20613421]

CLSK why shit bed premarket

[Anonymous No.20613431]

>>20613038
>owning a firearm made by a company which are traitors to the 2A.

No thanks. Rot in hell Bill Ruger

[Anonymous No.20613451]

>>20611653
30%
>AHAHAHAHA
Try 400% ya fucking PLEB

[Anonymous No.20613452]

>>20613307
Such a banging song, and amazing use of the sample in Justice's Canon. Good trading music!

[Anonymous No.20613462]

>>20613404
We'll be pumping for another 2 years minimum. Unless you count biweekly circuit-breakers as ''crashes''. There will always be red days, but this is a bullrun

[Anonymous No.20613471]

>>20613431
Are you fucking retarded?
Bill Ruger, may be burn in hell, has been dead for ever. His company has reversed all his boomershit and sells salt weppins.
Unfuck yourself fampai.

[Anonymous No.20613474]

>>20612403
based

[Anonymous No.20613495]

>>20613038
>Evictions of Niggers do worry me though desu.
It shouldn't. Worst that will happen is them breaking back in and squatting. At least, that's what they do in the apartments in Italy.
Regardless, if you're American, you have no excuse to not get a gun. Even in New York you can purchase a decent shotgun.

[Anonymous No.20613521]

Why isnt Tesla @ 1800, desu :(

[Anonymous No.20613526]

>>20613462
Nice crystal ball

[Anonymous No.20613529]

>>20613462
Not a gay bobo but i do expect a crash of some kind after the election by the end of 2021. The market cant stay the way it is forever and the policies used to keep it afloat now will make the crash even worse that it could have been. But in the meantime ITS BULL O'CLOCK BABY

[Anonymous No.20613541]

>>20612403
>consult fabricated charts on imaginary science
Globe-Earthers NEVER gonna make it

[Anonymous No.20613563]

>>20613541
>not consulting the zodiac ouija every day

[Anonymous No.20613601]

>>20613495
Our niggers do crazy things.

You know, they get crazy mad when you call them a monkey....but seriously, that's the perfect description for these creatures.

[Anonymous No.20613625]

>>20613521
Because we are dumping it today on the retail faggots. The high EPS was just an out for TSLA faggots to hold our bags while thinking earnings were great.

[Anonymous No.20613645]

>>20613625
Still bearish now Anon ;)?

[Anonymous No.20613662]

oilbros

[Anonymous No.20613674]

can someone with a brain explain to me how TSLA is not a huge bubble about to pop? every time i think "ok this is peak memery it has to have a sell off now" it keeps going. do the market makers really believe this shit is going to $5,000/share? i mean at some point they have to sell to produce profits for their clients right?

[Anonymous No.20613685]

>>20613645
neuralink is decades away. I’m bullish on TSLA long term, I just expect a crash soon. I will go all in on TSLA cheapies.

[Anonymous No.20613687]

>>20613662
its going to be okay man

[Anonymous No.20613695]

>>20612879
>The economy is 100% crashing by 2021.

[Anonymous No.20613698]

>>20613662
Did you just buy yesterday?

[Anonymous No.20613709]

>>20613601
>niggers do crazy things
I know anon. Believe me, I know.

[Anonymous No.20613715]

>>20613674
Too many people are holding the stock. Knowing it's going to be 10,000 in the future, what's the point in selling it, unless you like paying taxes?

[Anonymous No.20613729]

>>20613645
Not bullish for having a kill-switch installed in my brain
>inb4 go back to /x/

[Anonymous No.20613731]

>>20613685
>2159: tsla gets its first down day
>stock price 12 trillion/share

Op

[Anonymous No.20613738]

Get in here faggots >>>/a/206235595

[Anonymous No.20613743]

>>20613685
Neuralink is as stupid as flying cars, but we'll develop it anyway.

[Anonymous No.20613746]

>>20613738
Yikes

[Anonymous No.20613754]

>>20611417
>gold up
>silver down
Is it the banks doing this?

[Anonymous No.20613763]

>>20613353
>/trash/catalog#s=beta
what on god's green earth... how do you even know about that part of 4chan?

[Anonymous No.20613772]

>>20613754
Big silver spike yesterday no surprise it should come down a bit

[Anonymous No.20613789]

>>20612242
We must vote China. The new narrative is that individualism is bad. It is time to end free speech and become a part of he collective.

[Anonymous No.20613797]

>>20613772
SILJ to 25 when

[Anonymous No.20613812]

>>20613738
Buddy this is actual cringe. You need to delete this like right now like RIGHT NOW. Also Kim Possible characters are ugly as fuck when you give them japanese-style balloon tits and asses

[Anonymous No.20613819]

>>20613772
I would expect it to crab or hover around +.5% after being suppressed for so long, not go in reverse. Goes to show what I know.

[Anonymous No.20613845]

>I buy SLV yesterday and it instantly starts dropping.
>check this morning and it's dumping even more
What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.20613894]

>>20613812
If you want to bring your anime shit to /biz/ I will take my western over to >>>/a/

[Anonymous No.20613895]

>>20613789

[Anonymous No.20613907]

>>20613845
Just hold, it needs to find a new floor and build support before surging again. Gold did the same thing earlier in the month when it hit $1,800 and now there’s no way it’s dropping below that for a loooong time. Strap in, we’re prepping the rocket.

[Anonymous No.20613909]

So with the next recession coming in, caused by coronavirus and hyperinflation caused by the fed printing out trillions to keep the economy afloat what stocks is /biz/ buying to come out on top? Besides obvious ones like Netflix.

Also if tiktok gets banned what company will take its place?

[Anonymous No.20613910]

Any tips on hot stocks because these chats are mostly just chat rooms these days

[Anonymous No.20613916]

>>20613894
Great, it'll get you banned quicker.

[Anonymous No.20613924]

>>20612879
I know it's fucked. I am trying to shake this slot machine down before the cord gets pulled forever. Made half a year's pay so far.

[Anonymous No.20613931]

>>20612552
In all fairness that pic does a good job of explaining why gold is a good store of value. Especially if you averaged down for a decade. Much better than keeping it in a bank at least.

[Anonymous No.20613932]

>>20613894
They'll eat you alive over there.

[Anonymous No.20613946]

>>20613845
Do yourself a favor. Fuck silver. Yeah, upside is better but mostly poor, greedy noobs do it, and they sell when they get frustrated. Buy gold or palladium instead.

[Anonymous No.20613947]

Imagine if Elon would reach out to biotechnology research, we'd probably reach 2k TSLA.

[Anonymous No.20613948]

>>20613789
>the new narrative is that individualism is bad
>new
This narrative is as old as Marx's unholy bones. It will eventually be our undoing.

[Anonymous No.20613956]

>>20613645
imagine that thing glitching out and you have hours if not days of the same 10 seconds of a song repeating over and over again inside your head and no-one else can hear it

>>20613789
i know you kid but that bummed me out because it could become more than a joke. americans are fighting within over trivial issues in the grand scheme of things while ignoring literal concentration camps and genocides in china.

most people won't even stand up for what they believe in and can only be honest while posting anonymously on 4chan out of fear that the mob will come for them. the current generation will be left to defend against china some day when the old one is dead and today's sensitive youth bans clapping in universities because it triggers some people.

[Anonymous No.20613962]

>>20612934
If it makes you feel better, I'm stuck in a 8/14 $20 covered call on SPCE right now.
So this idiot is missing out on a lot of money.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.20613965]

I remember there was a dude here shilling uranium a while back. Are uranium miners a good buy and if so, which ones should I be loading up on?

[Anonymous No.20613976]

>>20611556
>tfw have to choose between better memes(bear) or actually making money(bull)

[Anonymous No.20613978]

>>20613907
Yeah I'm holding just because I saved some cash to average down in case I got bogged like this.

[Anonymous No.20613980]

>>20612242
100% spot on

[Anonymous No.20613988]

>>20613947
>TSLA beats Merck, AstraZeneca, Pfizer and Novavax to the vaccine first
>Gets biomeme penny stock pump
TSLA $1m

[Anonymous No.20613996]

>>20613931
Precisely, now when you see this in the context of a failing dollar, all of a sudden the boomer make a helluva lot more sense

[Anonymous No.20614016]

>>20613789
Anon, America was the place to be 1950-2000

Now, even making 100k, I'm contemplating leaving this shithole. Cant stand to see a group of niggers coming up and harassing everyone including old people, children and good natured folk.

Can't call them names, can't shoot them, can't lift a finger....OR DAT RAc1$T

China at least doesn't put up with that bs. I'll give them that.

[Anonymous No.20614055]

>>20613674
It's unironically going to go to $10k because every person who owns it thinks that it will and will never sell and the price keeps going up because of FOMO. Just buy it bro

[Anonymous No.20614071]

>>20612395
Somehow transferring either our brain or conscious to a machine. It would end aging and body breakdown. It's the only way to stop the dying process.

[Anonymous No.20614080]

Why did I let myself get memed into silver fuck you all

[Anonymous No.20614085]

>>20612057
>We have not returned to the mean, March was not a real crash, besides these are the conditions of a bull trap.
It's not opposite day isn't it? Clearly not. March 2020 WAS the real crash, this V-shaped recovery accompanied with slow crabbing upwards indicate a bear-trap.

>Random EV PnDs and elevator level pullback, you saw the same thing with BTC and shitcoins in jan 2018, also tech in 2002.
Retard, why are you comparing stocks to BTC? They're clearly two different sides of two different coins.

>We hit the bottom when we see blood.
What the fuck is your problem? Ya missed out on millions didn't ya? You shouldn't have followed that old man's out-of-style of selling all that airline stocks, ya dimwit.

[Anonymous No.20614102]

>>20613965
don't know much about uranium miners, but Honeywell gets to sell some of their extra uranium beyond contract spec when they refine it. Not that a bump in the value of uranium would be sufficient to cause a bump in the value of the company.

[Anonymous No.20614104]

Futures dropping on more unemployment than expected. Will line go down today? That would be illegal.

[Anonymous No.20614122]

RTX chads report in

We line go up now

[Anonymous No.20614124]

Okay let's try this again

So with the next recession coming in, caused by coronavirus and hyperinflation caused by the fed printing out trillions to keep the economy afloat what stocks is /biz/ buying to come out on top? Besides obvious ones like Netflix.

Also if tiktok gets banned what company will take its place?

[Anonymous No.20614126]

>>20614104
God I hope so, I need a big dump on commodities too

[Anonymous No.20614150]

>>20614124
This is a tsla chat now. Sorry bro

[Anonymous No.20614151]

Where did that T baby idiot go? $80 EOY lol

[Anonymous No.20614154]

There's a formula for parabolic highs:

1) Cult like status- ALWAYS HOLD

2) Big NEWS

I've seen it in Bitcoin

Tesla is currently undergoing this. It will be 3k by 2021. 10k by 2025.

Chainlink is in the process: Currently waiting for the "Big News" part.

[Anonymous No.20614170]

>>20614080
You don't but metals to make money, only reason is to bank your wealth.

[Anonymous No.20614177]

>>20614154
Go fuck with your internet meme money elsewhere kiddo.

[Anonymous No.20614181]

>>20614124
LIT

Feeds off Inflation AND Demand from the EV sector

Also contains Tesla in their holdings...

[Anonymous No.20614189]

>>20614080
Should have known it was a bad idea when people started FOMO shilling.

[Anonymous No.20614191]

what are the best commodity etfs to follow?

[Anonymous No.20614202]

>>20614150
Surely you nimrods realize that Tesla stock will go down during what will be pretty much the 2nd great depression right?
No one's gonna be buying expensive electric trucks when they can barely afford the bus

[Anonymous No.20614211]

>>20614122
Line go up, line go down
Such is life for an RTX bagholder

>>20614154
TSLA does trade like a shitcoin but at least TSLA actually does something.

[Anonymous No.20614212]

>>20614177
Just keeping it real.

Don't like Crypto myself.

I just know an asset primed for a moon mission when I see one (now that I actually have money to invest)

[Anonymous No.20614228]

>>20614124
ETF’s:
DGP
GDX
GDXJ
SIL
SILJ

And SVM which is apart of SILJ index but is mooning especially hard.

[Anonymous No.20614235]

>>20614104
Futures reacted to that headline but premarket is telling a different story. Could be snibs all day.

[Anonymous No.20614243]

>>20614202
Short it then faggot

[Anonymous No.20614245]

>>20614191
See >>20614228

[Anonymous No.20614246]

Anyone else bullish on SNAP? I think they're pretty undervalued, now looks like a good entry point

[Anonymous No.20614258]

Whatever happened to the tankerchads? Did they off xirselves?

[Anonymous No.20614262]

>>20613988
After space, I believe biotech should be the next path for Elon. If he could easily develop next generation cars, he should be able to easily develop next generation medicine. All he need is to pool the best medical researchers in America on a single room.

>>20614212
>Just keeping it real.
Nothing's real in crypto.

[Anonymous No.20614272]

TSLA will pull a btc2017-like run
Ride it or get left behind

[Anonymous No.20614273]

There has been a lot of market suppressing news the last couple days. Think the tech hype can counter it? I’m considering buying a SPY 3x inverse at open, but I dont want to leave tech gains on the table.

[Anonymous No.20614283]

>>20614258
They went back to oil, as it should be. Tankerchads are a bunch of disgusting daytraders and gamblers.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.20614309]

just wait for the next dip lol

[Anonymous No.20614323]

>>20614228
Hello fellow /pmg/ poster

[Anonymous No.20614335]

>>20614124
It will take a slap in the face from god to wake up investors. My go tos are:
>WWIII
>Second Wave
>Trump losing
>Tech burst, specificallt software and ad-based platforming
>Murphy's law insert i.e. Cat5, Major Earthquake, Yellowstone, etc. Any major event causing mass movement while the pandemic is still running its course
>>20613996
Telling robinfags and gamblers to diversify is just speaking to the wind so it doesn't really matter.

[Anonymous No.20614348]

>>20614272
Those are biological women.

[Anonymous No.20614353]

>>20614258
Tankers BTFO since May

[Anonymous No.20614355]

why the fuck is MSFT tanking premarket

[Anonymous No.20614362]

>>20614335
Were definitely getting some insane hurricanes this year.

[Anonymous No.20614369]

>>20614309
Yeah except the next dip's going to be a bit higher than current prices. lol

[Anonymous No.20614373]

>>20614243
It'll be down for years
When you're running out of money sitting on your Tesla stock you bought low that's still pretty much low and running out of food that money you left tied up in something that probably wont pay off for another 5 years is gonna look pretty tempting

[Anonymous No.20614378]

>>20614348

[Anonymous No.20614395]

For all TSLA doubters:
Post short position or shut the fuck up

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.20614411]

>>20614369
just buy a little over time and a lot in the next dip lol

[Anonymous No.20614413]

everybody ready for the TSLA dump?

[Anonymous No.20614439]

>>20614355
Great earnings
But they were 'priced in'.
I'm happy. My shorted calls expire worthless

[Anonymous No.20614446]

>>20614413
I have my shorty shorts ready
>pic related

[Anonymous No.20614451]

new
>>20614445
>>20614445
>>20614445
>>20614445

[Anonymous No.20614455]

>>20612337
The Martian day/night cycle matches the circadian rhythm. It's our home
(this post solely applies to white people)

[Anonymous No.20614461]

>>20614335
I think more states locking down and then more countries locking down in the fall will wake them up like it did in March
Fed can't keep saving them forever

[Anonymous No.20614473]

>>20613916
>tfw 15 minute ban
kek

[Anonymous No.20614509]

>>20614411

[Anonymous No.20614537]

>>20614124
>If TikTok gets banned what takes its place?

Vine? TikTok is pretty much Vine 2.0

[Anonymous No.20614576]

>>20613763
if you think thats bad then you should peek at >>>/j/ and tell us what you see

[Anonymous No.20614591]

>>20612260
i was jobless and i didn't have any money to invest. imagine knowing it is the absolute bottom and wanting to invest with every single fiber of your being while not able to do so. It is worse than those who were like "haha, i could've bought but i missed it".

[Anonymous No.20614648]

>>20614576
Are you a jannie?

[Anonymous No.20614719]

>>20614648
no, but just out of curiosity im going to test these and see if they show up at all
>>>/5/
>>>/z/
>>>/film/
>>>/test/

[Anonymous No.20614737]

>>20614719
You need a user/pass for /j/

[Anonymous No.20614744]

>>20614719
guess not

[Anonymous No.20614770]

>>20614744
/test/ exists

[Anonymous No.20614800]

>>20614737
>>20614770
they're hidden boards that i remembered from a long time ago. nothing special. i really wouldn't dig into it that much, anon.

[Anonymous No.20614836]

>>20614272
who is the one on the left?

[Anonymous No.20614846]

>>20614228
>>20614245
appreciated

[Anonymous No.20614850]

>>20614800
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.20615227]

>>20614576
i see 401 Authorization Required

[Anonymous No.20615371]

Stores are opened, what's microsoft gonna do lads