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>> No.20592569

Robinhood won't work tomorrow, kiddos
get buttraped

>> No.20592575

What do I buy in tomorrows blood bath /smg/?

>> No.20592585
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>>20592556

I don't want to lose all my gains :(

>> No.20592601
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20592601

>>20592556
Tesla’s chart literally looks like a shitcoin

>> No.20592603

Are you ready?
I don’t wanna think about it /biz/.

>> No.20592616
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20592616

Welcome to the end game, bitches.

>> No.20592622

>>20592575
why will there be a bloodbath? just got here

>> No.20592623

I have $1000. Anything to get into before close or just wait until the red day tomorrow?

>> No.20592628

>>20592585
ugh here we go...

>> No.20592636

>>20592601
>that price animation
i-its fast

>> No.20592637
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20592637

>>20592603
I don't care what happens, I'm just excited something is happening

>> No.20592638

Got PLUG at its lowest today. Going to continue stocking PLUG and BLNK for the long term. V too

>> No.20592640

>msft tsla
MSFT will beat, TSLA?

>> No.20592646
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20592646

can we please all just come together? i need my frens right now

>> No.20592649
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20592649

What a strange day to be a KO shareholder.

>> No.20592650

>SUICIDE PREVENTION
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://afsp.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>SUICIDE PREVENTION
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://afsp.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>SUICIDE PREVENTION
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://afsp.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>> No.20592656
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20592656

Silver and gold

Silver and gold

Everyone wishes for silver and gold

How do you measure its worth?

Just by the pleasure it gives here on Earth

Silver and gold

Silver and gold

Means so much more when I see

Silver and gold decorations

On every Christmas tree

>> No.20592657

>>20592623
SLV

>> No.20592658
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20592658

tough day....

>> No.20592680

Okay I'm not buying TSLA.
I'm ready to get proven wrong once again.

>> No.20592688

>>20592658
we'll get em tomorrow Dennysbro

>> No.20592695
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>>20592556
Gambling the rest of my money into this shit, hedging with NIO calls. Buckle up because we are about to see one of the biggest bubble bursts in history of the biggest green dildo in history.

>> No.20592708

TSLA

>> No.20592710

DENNposting is the purest form of /smg/

>> No.20592711
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20592711

indices just pumped bigly
the world feels good right now
NOC

>> No.20592713

>>20592601
Tesla was a shitcoin the moment it mooned past $1000

>> No.20592727

SHOULD I BUY NRGOF NOW??????

>> No.20592728

You really think MM’s will let retail investors win?

>> No.20592730

SHOULD I BUY TESLA

>> No.20592733

I regret buying tesla. I’m a fucking fomo buyer.

>> No.20592732

>>20592688
>>20592658
Can someone give me a rundown on the Dennys meme? Whats so special about it as opposed to other restaurants that havent rebounded from covid yet?

>> No.20592745

Ahahahha it’s mooning at close. Told you fucks you were being shaken off. Never bet against kikes being greedy.

>> No.20592746

>>20592710
this

>>20592732
yikes!

>> No.20592754

What's the chance of BP/Shell going up 20% in 4 months?

>> No.20592767
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>>20592713
>8 minutes

>> No.20592771
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20592771

THIS IS IT LUIGI

>> No.20592772

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLT8i3zfCZY
music for observing hundreds of thousands of millennials and zoomers going bankrupt tonight

>> No.20592783

ALL IN ON TSLA RED DILDOS

>> No.20592787

>>20592658
>randomly moons to 9.20 and drops almost all the way down to my avg.
No one said the journey was gonna be easy.

>> No.20592792

>>20592623
clsk

>> No.20592795
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20592795

tfw told biz to buy this spac yesterday

>> No.20592797
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20592797

>7 minutes

>> No.20592799

>>20592728
I assumed retail was 100% bullish too until I read stocktwits and investing.com one day.

>> No.20592802
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20592802

The stocks go up.

>> No.20592817
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20592817

*checks account balance*
*reaches for some gas station cigar*
*checks earnings calendar*
>hmph, TSLA, MSFT, and CMG all at once...
*picks up the cuban he's been saving instead*
*flick*

>> No.20592822

How long til tsla and msft earnings

>> No.20592826

>>20592730
No, dummy

>> No.20592841

>>20592822
7 hours

>> No.20592843

WAIT FUCK DOES NASQAD FOLLOW TESLA?

>> No.20592844

>>20592822
far too long

>> No.20592846
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20592846

>>20592646
Rus fren reports in!

>> No.20592845

>>20592799
Robinhood users on holding TSLA Is at an all time high today

>> No.20592849

>>20592822
10 minutes

>> No.20592861
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20592861

If MSFT closes at or above $212 I will post my benis

>> No.20592862

where is the 4chan guy?

https://ir.tesla.com/
pls hack

>> No.20592868

>>20592746
Its an honest question anon

>> No.20592869

>>20592603
whats about to happen?

>> No.20592870
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20592870

>>20592795
I bought some this morning at 13.40. Thanks for the heads up yesterday.

>> No.20592873
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20592873

>6 minutes

>> No.20592877

>>20592822
tesla reports at 4:20 because musk

>> No.20592880

What are you all sperging about SPY and TQQQ are mooning

>> No.20592894

TSLA will dump, guaranteed. MSFT will crab

>> No.20592896

>>20592732
Don't you like pancakes?

>> No.20592899

>>20592799
You're right, it's looking pretty bears on Stocktwits.

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/TSLA

>> No.20592907

Should I get in CLSK???

>> No.20592909

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMVr1W2hqZg

Channel 80's japanese bull market for maximum gains.

>> No.20592910
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20592910

>Sad little Canadian funds with only NNO
>US funds acc I put OMI and SLV into
>All my serious money is the couch potato portfolio because I'm boring trash

I'm going to sit on them at least a month. I hope I make some pocket change.

>> No.20592912
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20592912

>>20592622
Did someone say bloodbath?

>> No.20592916

>>20592877
He really doesn't want me to scalp SPY 0 day options huh

>> No.20592918

Oh man. You better get it Elon. I hope that insider was correct.

>> No.20592919
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20592919

Last chance to correct mistakes.

Or to make them.

>> No.20592920

This afternoon will be historic. You ready lads?

>> No.20592921

SHIT BROS DO I BUY THE VIXY?

>> No.20592922
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20592922

TSLA EARNINGS REVISED TO .03

BUY BUY BUY

STOP WASTING TIME

>> No.20592925

>>20592861
Do it now, hot stuff

>> No.20592927
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20592927

>4 minutes

>> No.20592928
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20592928

>>20592817
based, puts finna boutta be +400%

>> No.20592930
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20592930

Why do the markets close, I want comfy night trading

>> No.20592944

>>20592861
I'm holding on to my msft shares AH.

>> No.20592947

>>20592899
Lookin pretty 50/50

>> No.20592955
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20592955

Imagine if tesla crashes so hard it becomes the catalyst of a worldwide recession

>> No.20592958
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20592958

brehs

>> No.20592960
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20592960

I’m scared bros

>> No.20592961
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20592961

3 MINUTES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.20592962

>>20592920
Can't wait to see what TSLA does. Shorts are either gonna fry or make bank.

>> No.20592964

LET’S GO MSFT KILL’EM

>> No.20592965

Alright TSLA bros. I am ready.

>> No.20592970

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMVr1W2hqZg

THREAD THEME

WE MOON

>> No.20592971
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>>20592955
yes
imagine

>> No.20592973
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20592973

Went all in.
Tesla to the fucking moon.

>> No.20592976

>>20592930
Buy 24/5 stocks.

>> No.20592980

We're past grief and into acceptance
Time to die

>> No.20592983

>>20592930
imagine if there were unregulated global markets you could trade on all night....

>> No.20592984
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20592984

I love this intense shit every quarter

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyVYXRD1Ans

>> No.20592985

im selling my soxl. i need cash in case of cheapies

>> No.20592986

>>20592958
(((they))) are trying really hard to suppress it, aren't they?

>> No.20592988
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20592988

>2 minutes

>> No.20592990

>>20592877
how can you give bad news at 4:20? gotta be positive vibes.

>> No.20592992
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20592992

>2 minutes
Nice knowing you /biz/.

>> No.20592994
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20592994

>>20592928
>400%
looking at 1100% here

>> No.20592997
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20592997

Soon brothers.

>> No.20592998

Where my triple queers at? You guys ready?

>> No.20592999
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20592999

>>20592971
>>20592955
An absolute shame that would be, yup. Imagine.

>> No.20593000

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


Tesla (NASDAQ:TSLA) was given a new $295.00 price target on by JPMorgan Chase & Co. (star star star star blank star) (analyst Ryan Brinkman). They now have a "sell" rating on the stock. 81.6% downside from the current price of $1,601.50.


https://www.marketbeat.com/stocks/NASDAQ/TSLA/price-target/

>> No.20593005

>>20592990
If he reports at 4:20 bullish. If not bearish

>> No.20593009

>>20592919
I really like the studios that do really fluffy eyelashes.

>> No.20593020
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20593020

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.20593022
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20593022

>1 minute
Anons, I...

>> No.20593023

>>20592998
UNGHHH LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!

>> No.20593025

Stop-loss at 1575. Fuck, getting close.

>> No.20593028
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>>20592556
1 MINUTE

>> No.20593033
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20593033

YOU READY BOBROS

>> No.20593036

>>20593000
-80% incoming

>> No.20593038

>>20593000

o.o

>> No.20593040
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20593040

AHHHhHhHHh TSLA MISSED EARNINGS

>> No.20593044
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20593044

Who here /not paying taxes/?
You can’t pay taxes if you didn’t make any money.

>> No.20593046
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20593046

>>20592928
>>20592971
>>20592999
Let me just put on a tune while we wait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpMfP6qUSBo

>> No.20593048
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20593048

SOMEBODY HOLD ME IM NOT PREPARED FOR THIS

>> No.20593050

THIS IS IT

>> No.20593053

>>20593025
set it to 1600!

>> No.20593055
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20593055

>post yfw long tesla

>> No.20593056
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20593056

Eet is time.

>> No.20593057

TESLA MOONING

>> No.20593060
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20593060

DING DING DING

BUT THE SHOW HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN

>> No.20593066

kind of regret buying slv calls that was very much the top. Silver better keep going up

>> No.20593071

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.20593073
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20593073

>>20592870
based

>> No.20593074

Microsoft misses! Dumping yuge

>> No.20593078

>>20593000
I'll take your Tesla shares for $420.

>> No.20593083
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20593083

here we go

>> No.20593082

Already down 0.12% AH

>> No.20593085
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20593085

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kind of regret not byuing that one put
OH SHIT HERE WE GO

>> No.20593087

>>20593053
oh shit it's already too late LOL

>> No.20593090
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20593090

THE FUCKING MOON

>> No.20593098

>TSLA
Sold 13 of my 15 shares right before close. Hopefully it moons but I couldn't risk everything on it.

>> No.20593104
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20593104

MY BODY IS FUCKING READY MY NIGGA

>> No.20593105

LMAO AH rugpull

>> No.20593107
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20593107

MSFT TANKING

>> No.20593108

Over 2M shares of MSFT dumped at close.

>> No.20593109

LAST CHANCE TO GET ON APT

>> No.20593111

>after hours crab rave
You can't be fucking serious

>> No.20593112
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20593112

anyone have a livestream to follow these earning calls on?

>> No.20593114

Nooo its over we got too cocky its dumping AHHHHHHHH

>> No.20593115
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20593115

>>20592955
MAKE WAY

>> No.20593117

Just bought 1500 shares of CLLXF. Hold me bros.

>> No.20593118
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20593118

Why is everyone freaking out? Today was green.

>> No.20593119
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20593119

Rolling for TSLA earnings beat

>> No.20593120

>>20593098
Selling the rumor, buying the news huh?

>> No.20593122

>>20593098
Looks like you made the right call

>> No.20593125

>>20593107
Calm down sperg you're on a moon mission

>> No.20593134

>>20593025
That is a small dick move

>> No.20593140
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20593140

THIS IS IT

>> No.20593141

>>20592556
MASSIVE RED DILDOS ON MICROSOFT HOLY SHIT

>> No.20593142
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20593142

This is it! I'm telling you this is it!

>> No.20593148
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20593148

>>20593111
what did you expect...

>> No.20593149
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20593149

>>20593118
>Why is everyone freaking out?
Lmao
>He doesnt know

>> No.20593153

WHERE CAN I SEE WHATS HAPPENING?

>> No.20593154
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20593154

Did I buy the top of SLV?

>> No.20593159
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20593159

>>20592637
So much is riding on TSLA earnings. I don't even own TSLA, but since I am dipping into other EV's I am affected. Excited af since I got no clue how positive or negative earnings will affect my investments.

>> No.20593160

MSFT in a few minutes, TSLA a bit after that.

>>20593118
Big earnings incoming

>> No.20593161

If dubs Tesla misses and goes down.

>> No.20593168

wew

after hours are a fucking scam

>> No.20593169

>maximum pain was THE CRAB because of all the options
SNIBBITY SNABBITY

>> No.20593173
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20593173

How cheap will it get? I need to get back in to MSFT

>> No.20593177

MASSIVE MSFT MISS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.20593178
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20593178

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.20593180

Microsoft dumping already abandon ship

>> No.20593181

>>20593111
Moment of truth in 2min for msft.

>> No.20593182

Where da real dingbro at

>> No.20593187

Lmao looks like MSFT missed

>> No.20593188

Are they not reporting for another 1.5 fucking hours??
https://ir.tesla.com/events-and-presentations

>> No.20593189
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20593189

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.20593190
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20593190

Microsoft big line go down

>> No.20593191
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20593191

HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.20593193
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20593193

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.20593192
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20593192

>>20592556
Lmao

>> No.20593195
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20593195

Digits confirm tsla tanks

>> No.20593198

>BREAKING NEWS: TESLA DELAYS Q2 EARNING REPORT
BREAKING NEWS: TESLA DELAYS Q2 EARNING REPORT
>BREAKING NEWS: TESLA DELAYS Q2 EARNING REPORT
BREAKING NEWS: TESLA DELAYS Q2 EARNING REPORT
>BREAKING NEWS: TESLA DELAYS Q2 EARNING REPORT
BREAKING NEWS: TESLA DELAYS Q2 EARNING REPORT
>BREAKING NEWS: TESLA DELAYS Q2 EARNING REPORT
BREAKING NEWS: TESLA DELAYS Q2 EARNING REPORT

>> No.20593200

AAAAAAAAAAA

MY
MSFT IRON CONDOR DIDNT GO THROUGH AND I FORGOT TO BUY VXX CAAALLLLLLSSSSSS

>> No.20593206

MSFT IS DEAD

>> No.20593207

AH WEAK HANDS

>> No.20593211

>>20593182
Doesnt matter anyways
The whole day is decided by AH today.

>> No.20593217

>>20593187
>>20593178
OK. Hopefully guidance is good.

>> No.20593219
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20593219

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .21%, okay day. Congratulations to precious metals for remaining above their bolly, I'm very glad I didn't go in on financials kekkies. Considered throwing out a short butterfly on GS but premiums lookin a little steep, I just want them to bounce off 200 exactly so I can buy :<
Range extension down last night in futures is rejected in favor of keeping us above 3240 (who could have guessed), QQQ shewing signs of weakness? Dow showing signs of strength? I'm all confused and continue to be unable to justify large purchases, yikes!

>> No.20593220
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20593220

> already down 0.07% AH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.20593221
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20593221

TSLA CRUSHES EXPECTATIONS .28/share

>> No.20593229
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20593229

>>20593141
rip MSFT bros

>> No.20593230

>>20593198
Link or it didn't happen. Reuters and google don't confirm atm.

>> No.20593231

>>20593161
Whew

>> No.20593236
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20593236

>>20593191
Beat Sales, EPS

>> No.20593246

MICROSOFT BEATS BOTH

>> No.20593248
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20593248

>bids on MSFT?
>not gonna find many round these parts

>> No.20593249

Microsoft got cucked

>> No.20593250

>>20593191
WEAKHANDS SOLD TOO EARLY

>> No.20593258

What was the result of earnings

>> No.20593265

>>20593236
HE SOLD?!?!?

>> No.20593272
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20593272

MICROSOFT HITTING LOWS NOT SEEN SINCE LAST WEEK IT'S OVER

>> No.20593273
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20593273

REVERSE

>> No.20593275
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20593275

>MSFT
wew lads

>> No.20593277

Well MSFT beat revenue and EPS, what user number or guidance fucked them?

>> No.20593280

>microsoft beats earnings
>massive dump
lolwut

>> No.20593282
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20593282

>>20593191
>>20593236
>>20593246
Then why is it dumping

>> No.20593284

>Write MSFT calls
>Be happy if I get to keep my shares
>be happy if it moons and I make a tidy profit
Play both sides lmao
But yeah, 205 tomorrow. Fine with me.

>>20593219
Up 2% but after that MSFT dump no idea

>> No.20593285
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>>20593219
I haven't even checked my brokerage accounts
no trades, just woke up, probably sideways-ish forever and ever
mexican bish coming over to give me another meh bj probably

>> No.20593297

>>20592556
Should I go all in on silver and gold to hedge against inflation

>> No.20593300

>>20593280
News: Sold

>> No.20593303
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20593303

>beats sales/EPS
>dumps
lmao

>> No.20593307

>>20593219
Up 20.07%. Thank you CLSK

>> No.20593309

microsoft is out of steam, what upside is still left in the stock?

>> No.20593313
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20593313

MSFT BEAT EARNINGS. WTF. Yet stock still a kill, kek. Sell the news.

Now TSLA.....wtf is gonna happen to you now.

>> No.20593314
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20593314

Tfw I loaded up on sunw at .93 yesterday

>> No.20593316

>>20593280
Priced in.

>> No.20593318

>>20593141
>stock up 32% YTD
>-2%


INSANE

>> No.20593328

>>20593280
>1%
>so massive

>> No.20593330

is it an okay idea to buy SP500 now or should I wait for a dip?
I need some way of storing my savings for long term

>> No.20593331

WHEN IS TSLA?

>> No.20593334

>>20593219
Up 4.6 percent! Quite a good day especially after being down 4 percent at one point

>> No.20593336

>>20593219
Up 1.5% sold the morning pump and stayed cash out of fear of earnings.

>> No.20593337

>>20593219
Up 0.65% on the day. Pretty okay I guess. But I wish I wasn't holding so many long term things, I want to gamble on memes for fun.

>> No.20593339

>>20593282
That's how earnings works it's basically random. Have to wait for call

>> No.20593340

only the machines are trading right now, everybody settle the fuck down. price will stabilize in the coming hours

>> No.20593341

>>20592556
>TESLA MISSES EPS BY $1

OH SHIT OH SHIT SELL SELL

>> No.20593344

If i can snipe msft for under 200 tomorrow ill be so happy

>> No.20593347
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20593347

>Beats earnings
>still dumps

AHAHAHAHA MICROKEKS

>> No.20593350

>>20593331
In 2 mins

>> No.20593351

HONK!

>> No.20593357

>>20593282
This shit happens all the fucking time. I will never understand the Kikery that is these 10Q reports.

>> No.20593361

>>20593341
I wish

>> No.20593363

>>20593313
tesla is gonna miss earning and soar 10%

>> No.20593364

>>20593282
Most likely confetti hand retards that were selling the news on a tech giant

>> No.20593366

>>20593313
Never had I felt so cheated.

>> No.20593368
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20593368

>> No.20593375
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20593375

Meanwhile in Silver

>> No.20593381
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20593381

Thank you so much for teaching me things /biz/. You’re going to help me live a comfortable life. Your tips and tricks are starting to really pay off. I could cry. I hope I’m not a poorfag for much longer.
Started with ~$1700 about a month ago.

>> No.20593383

>>20593351
Forget clown world, this is an alternate clown univrse

>> No.20593384

>>20593219
Up 1.5% in the TFSA, down 0.5% in my fucking around account. KTOS surged like 10% today but nobody cares lol

>> No.20593386

WHIRLCHADS WWA

>> No.20593389

>>20592601
It basically is

>> No.20593391

>>20593347
>down 1.25%
>dump
retard

>> No.20593400

>>20593297
my silver stocks went up 10% today so maybe. tempted to buy more

>> No.20593401
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20593401

>>20593282

>> No.20593404

>>20593381
whatd you trade

>> No.20593406

MSFT beat and dump
TSLA miss and moon
Digits confirm

>> No.20593408

>>20593363
this is peak fucking clown world.

>> No.20593414

>>20593313
Everybody is selling there microsoft to get a piece of the Tesla report. Even if it's shit you're going to the moon.

>> No.20593416
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20593416

>ignored all the warning signs
Oopsie.

>> No.20593417

>>20593219
Been mostly cash all week. Dumped maybe 2/3 into silver and gold just to be in something that wont be wasting my money for now. Still have a couple grand to throw down if the right opportunity presents itself. Made like 45 bucks today though because I jumped in late. Should I perhaps buy Microsoft cheapies tomorrow for long holding?

>> No.20593418

>>20593178
Bruh

>> No.20593424
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20593424

>>20592623
Slv and TQQQQQQQ
Got in these two about an hr ago. Holding over night

>> No.20593425
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20593425

>>20593219
Good day!!

Lots of stuff going well, took profits WAYY too soon on some things though. And everything I sold to buy dips is now waaaaay out of reach!!

COST, LMT, AMD, AMAT
ALL FUCKING MOONING!!!

SINCE WHEN IS LMT ROCKETING 5% IN A DAY???

all in all, some progress towards recovering my losses in this crazy stock game.

2hus

>> No.20593430

LAS VEGAS SANDS MISSES HUGE 400 M

JHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

CASINO CHEAPIES PLEASE

>> No.20593434

>>20593406
Both dump but FAS is up 100% tomorrow

Digits

>> No.20593440
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20593440

Is it safe to come out, bros?

>> No.20593445
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>>20593340
Of course bullbro, institutions are certainly not getting out at whatever price they can at this hour.
Oh, I see CMG just reported, I better go buy that enormous dip.

>> No.20593444

>>20593424
oh hey I bought the same slv calls as you good luck

>> No.20593446
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20593446

Well I'll be fucked. AMD above 60. If that isn't bullish I don't know what is.

>> No.20593452

>>20592846
Cyka blyat
Lel jk, I'm not rushian

>> No.20593458

>>20593391
It shouldn't be down at all. Guess I'll just buy more tomorrow.

>> No.20593459
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20593459

>>20593313
Profit taking after rallying into earnings. Not unusual.

>> No.20593461

>>20593416
Bear sashimi on the menu tomorrow BOBO

>> No.20593470

... how far is MSFT going to go?

>> No.20593477

>>20593430
Who needs to go to las vegas?
I'm in an online casino from market open to close every fucking day

>> No.20593479

CHIPOTLE BEATS
WHIRLPOOL BEATS
MICROPENIS BEATS
TESLA FINNA BEATS

>> No.20593481

>MSFT beats expectations
>dumps
Why

>> No.20593482

Where is the TSLA report.

>> No.20593485
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20593485

>>20593219
Up .38% on the day, bought more GDXJ. Made a cool 4.5% on CAKE today

>> No.20593486
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>>20593363
I feel like this will be the case. I am not even holding it, holding NIO, NKLA (opened position today, lol 36 dollars), and SPAQ but what TSLA does is gonna affect all of them.

>>20593366
Should of shorted it, I never felt so rewarded for shorting something I shouldn't have.

>>20593414
Nah, no guarantees for me. TSLA too expensive for poor stack, what is the point of buying like ten shares of something that should be 1/4 of its current price.

>> No.20593490

Stocks only go up stupid faggots. History run tomorrow.

>> No.20593491

>>20593344
If it goes below 200 I’m liquidating everything and buying calls

>> No.20593493

>>20593444
Checked

I've got aug and sept

>> No.20593498
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20593498

Lmao to the person who bought my 217.5 calls

>>20593470
To levels last seen July '20
The dark times.

>> No.20593502
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20593502

>>20593444
Same to you. With numbers like those we won't need luck.

>> No.20593506

>Good news
>dump

THIS IS PRICE SUPPRESSION /biz/!
>THIS IS PRICE SUPPRESSION /biz/!
THIS IS PRICE SUPPRESSION /biz/!
>THIS IS PRICE SUPPRESSION /biz/!
THIS IS PRICE SUPPRESSION /biz/!
>THIS IS PRICE SUPPRESSION /biz/!
THIS IS PRICE SUPPRESSION /biz/!
>THIS IS PRICE SUPPRESSION /biz/!

Someone is trying to stop the bullrun!
>Someone is trying to stop the bullrun!
Someone is trying to stop the bullrun!
>Someone is trying to stop the bullrun!
Someone is trying to stop the bullrun!
>Someone is trying to stop the bullrun!
Someone is trying to stop the bullrun!
>Someone is trying to stop the bullrun!

>> No.20593507

>>20593461
That sounds unhealthy.
Might as well eat that since you're gonna be broke and homeless.

>> No.20593514

HOLY SHIT MSFT IS DRILLING. HOLY SHIT MSFT IS DRILLING. HOLY SHIT MSFT IS DRILLING. HOLY SHIT MSFT IS DRILLING. HOLY SHIT MSFT IS DRILLING.

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>>20593219
I'm really happy with the strategy I've taken over the last few weeks. I've gone all-in with selling puts, diversified across a couple of markets that typically inverse eachother. Regardless of how major sectors are doing such as tech my portfolio has just been rising slowly and consistently as I make theta gains.

>> No.20593536
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20593536

>>20593481
It's the clownmarket thing

>> No.20593548

>>20593506
>what are you talking about?
what are you talking about?
>what are you talking about?
what are you talking about?
>what are you talking about?
what are you talking about?

>> No.20593550

>>20593404
A handful of things. WKHS was a chunk, a little SSL and a tiny profit on KTOV. TSM has been a constant. Yesterday I jumped into SLV, and that’s being seen today.

>> No.20593555

>>20593482
in an hour

>> No.20593554
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>>20593506
COMMUNISTS!

I KNEW IT!

>> No.20593558

>>20593391
>205/212 = .967
>3.3% drop
>calling it a 1.25% drop
??? And it's dropping more

>> No.20593564

>>20593219
Up 3% on recovery portfolio, DFEN, NAIL, and REITs looking strong, no love for travel though.
Up .5% on boomer port, VT, VTI, IAU, BND

>> No.20593572
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>>20593482
It was in the Chinese consulate in Houston.

>> No.20593575
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>>20593514
that's an oof

>> No.20593584

>>20593555
Gay.

>> No.20593585
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20593585

THREAD IS MOVING SO FAST NOBODY WILL NOTICE KRATOS WENT UP 10% TODAY ON 4X AVERAGE VOLUME

>> No.20593588
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20593588

>>20593219
+0.03%
hsy tommrrow

>> No.20593589
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20593589

rip chipotle

>> No.20593591

>>20593527
>diversified
/smg/ has assured me that diversification is a meme. Should have bought oil.

>> No.20593592

>>20593391
kek you got rekt retard it's drilling even harder now.

>> No.20593603

>>20593585

zeus seething

>> No.20593605

>>20593098
You won't be a millionaire, but you also won't be a bum. Better to play smart with stacks that high.

>> No.20593606

Will Microsoft dumping wreck my TQQQ position?

>> No.20593610
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20593610

>MSFT

HOLY SHIT LOL

>> No.20593614

I guess this is payback for when everything mooned hard for no reason

>> No.20593618

>>20593548
If MSFT beat earnings, it would’ve pumped.
Apparently someone dumped lots of shares. This deterrs people from buying because big line go down.
Im not sure about the TSLA earnings delay referenced in the thread but it has to be for a good reason.

>> No.20593622

>>20593589
why the hell is chipotle even $1,100?

>> No.20593623
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20593623

HAHAHAHA

>> No.20593624

>institution dump it
>retailers continue to buy in
this is the generational wealth transfer, buy MSFT at open

>> No.20593626

Good day for KO, steadily returning to normal.
Also good for KO will be all the Testards bailing and out and looking for something more "stable" as all of thier tech stocks crash around them.
"Whats a safe stock" they ask, being emotionally damaged from the massive losses.
"Ah KO is on the rise and is very safe due to Rural and Suburban Retards loving that shit!"

KO sucks up all the Tech refugees and my calls reach Apex Requiem and i snag a quick 4x

>> No.20593636

Damn I should have sold MSFT at close

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>>20593514
THANK DOGE I DIDNT BUY
THANK FU CK

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>>20593446
AMD is performing amazingly. Wouldn't be surprised if dipped though.

>>20593459
Unusual to fall off a cliff like that, kek. I covered, too quick and easy to risk falling more for no reason.

>> No.20593646

>>20593154
Yes, thank you for pumping my profits, baggie

>> No.20593652

WHAT THE FUCK NO
NONONONONO

NOOOOOOOO

>> No.20593654

>>20593589
Wtf I didn’t know chipotle was with that much>>20593589

>> No.20593655

>>20593626
shut the fuck up faggot nobody wants your mexican piss

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20593657

>3.9m shares of MSFT dumped at 3:55pm

Lol hope you werent bagholding

>> No.20593660

>>20593624
But I already bought today :(

>> No.20593659

this is making me worry about my amazon. It'll massively beat but dump

>> No.20593662

>>20593606
that depends. is microsoft part of the nasdaq?

>> No.20593668

A MSFT share just flew over my house

>> No.20593670

>>20593575
zoom out a week

>> No.20593674
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20593674

knew it

>> No.20593677

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.20593679
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20593679

MSFT dumping after beating earnings, going to buy more of that dividend stock

>> No.20593681

MSFT is dead cat bouncing

>> No.20593682
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20593682

>>20593285
Crab zone crab zone
>>20593425
Yes I was worried about value being hard to find a month ago, what is happening this week @_@
Play Undefined (G)Fantastic Object
>>20593485
How is CAKE so based, I still want to go eat there and look at their goth egypto-freemasonic decor

>> No.20593686

HERE'S TSLA!

>> No.20593688

MSFT seems to be recovering a bit... up to 206 after dropping to 204

>> No.20593689

It’s gonna go back up right

>> No.20593690

Might buy some MSFT, dump on earnings beat seems like a perfect buy point

>> No.20593700

TESLA POOOOOMPING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.20593703

>>20593622
Dumb boomer cucks like Cramer think it's the ultimate covid stock because of buzzword buzzword integration, online exposure, buzzwords, more buzzwords, and a revolutionary business model.

>> No.20593704
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MSFT at discount tomorrow

>> No.20593708

LMAO IT IS OUT. TSLA CHADS REPORT

>> No.20593717
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20593717

WE FUCKING DID IT

>> No.20593719

CHECK OUT TSLA CHECK OUT TSLA CHECK OUT TSLA CHECK OUT TSLA CHECK OUT TSLA CHECK OUT TSLA CHECK OUT TSLA CHECK OUT TSLA CHECK OUT TSLA CHECK OUT TSLA CHECK OUT TSLA CHECK OUT TSLA

>> No.20593727
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>TSLA pumping
I think everyone just dumped their MSFT for TSLA

>> No.20593733

Seriously, why is tomorrow gonna be big?

I got time to liquidate if there's actual news and not just boboing.

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>>20593452

>> No.20593737

Holy fucking TSLA candle my god

>> No.20593739

TSLA up 5%, anyone got a link to their earnings? did they turn a profit or is this all a meme

>> No.20593742

AHHHHHHHH I'M RUINNNNEEEDDDD STOP PUMPING TSLA

>> No.20593744

FUCKING TESLA YES I CAN LITERALLY RETIRE TOMORROW LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.20593759
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20593759

Bears eternally BTFO

>> No.20593760

>>20593588
HSY poised to climb through thin volume str8 to 148 :OOO

>> No.20593771

TSLA TO THE FUCKING MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>> No.20593774

>>20593536
its not clownmarket, its you who dont understand the market

>> No.20593777

>>20593759
the fucking TSLA numbers arent even out yet

>> No.20593778

LMAO AT THE GUY WHO BOUGHT TSLA PUTS

>> No.20593790

TSLA FUCKING WON

>> No.20593791

>>20593739
They are not even out.

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Holy fuck, LVS miss is maximum. thank fuck I didn't ever buy, that shit is insane.

>>20593717
Last minute degenerate gambling, I don't see earnings yet.

>> No.20593798

>>20593778
IM FINANCIALLY RUINED

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20593802

>TSLA moonshot

>> No.20593806

>>20593777
Are you implying they matter? HAH

>> No.20593808

AH Tesla pump before earnings to make normies buy in

>> No.20593811

S&P ETF WILL BE FORCED BUYING TESLA
S&P ETF WILL BE FORCED BUYING TESLA
S&P ETF WILL BE FORCED BUYING TESLA

ALERT

S&P ETF WILL BE FORCED BUYING TESLA
S&P ETF WILL BE FORCED BUYING TESLA
S&P ETF WILL BE FORCED BUYING TESLA

>> No.20593828

TSLA DO IIIITTTTT. MAKE MY IRRESPONSIBLE CALL PURCHASE AT CLOSE WORK!

>> No.20593844

>>20593375
Beautiful

>> No.20593848

I never thought this would happen I’m retiring tomorrow on TSLA and I’m only in my 20’s. SOON YOU’LL BE SEEING MY ADS PAY ME MONEY IM A SUCCESSFUL TRADER WHO RETIRES OFF OF 1 STOCK AND ILL TEACH YOU

>> No.20593864

100 dollars on a single 1 minute candle, holy shit tesla.

>> No.20593865

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TESLA IS DOOOOOMPPPINGGGGGGGG

>> No.20593868

TSLA EARNINGS AT 5:30
>TSLA EARNINGS AT 5:30
TSLA EARNINGS AT 5:30
>TSLA EARNINGS AT 5:30
TSLA EARNINGS AT 5:30
>TSLA EARNINGS AT 5:30

>> No.20593869

>>20593808
AHAHAHAHAHAHA HERE COMES THE DUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.20593873
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>TESLA CRUSHING MICROPENIS

>> No.20593875

>>20593811
TSLA will not be added to the S&P at this price, it is not automatic

>> No.20593880

>MSFT beats earnings
>massively dumps
>TSLA earnings not even released
>massive moon mission

The market is fucking rigged. That’s what it is.

>> No.20593884

>>20593334
Are you me?

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lol

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>People in this thread complaining about Microsoft cheapies

>> No.20593909

>>20593868
source

>> No.20593913

>>20593737
What causes huge spikes like that?
Is someone placing a order at 1697 or is someone buying at 1697?

>> No.20593919

>>20593618
I'd blame Chyna but I have no stake in TSLA or MSFT, I'm just here for the memes and watching you guys squirm in anguish.

>> No.20593932

>>20593880
>>20593892
this clown shit is beyond rigged

>>20593895
im rebuying in ~200/195

>> No.20593940

>>20593880
>>20593506

>> No.20593945

>>20593892
probably market orders by robbinhood kiddies.

>> No.20593952

>>20593892
some one shot down the moon mission

>> No.20593959

>>20593895
Should we wait for it to dip lower or is this it

>> No.20593961

>>20593932
lol it aint goin that low kid

>> No.20593962

TSLA earnings are out:
https://twitter.com/LiveSquawk/status/1286033417390481408

>> No.20593966

MIGrATE >>20592572

>> No.20593973

piece of shit penny stock does a public offering and drops 15% I hate this episode

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>>20593909

>> No.20593976

Tesla released, beat revenue

>> No.20593977

>>20593913
I am guessing a market order and not a limit order.

>> No.20593989

>>20592572
>>20592572
>>20592572

LINK THE DAMN THREAD YOU NIGGER OP

>>20592572
>>20592572
>>20592572

>> No.20593990
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i literally don't understand this market
MSFT beats earnings, dumps

>> No.20594012

>>20593895
>>20593932
Is MSFT being down 1.2% seriously the fucking shit causing bobos to scream bloodbath?

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Loss. The F in the Chat.

>> No.20594042

>>20593636
>Damn I should have sold at close
You're going to be hearing this phrase a whole lot in the coming weeks.

>> No.20594060

>>20593977
That's a mega doh

>> No.20594080

If we are being honest Tesla cant fail.

Tesla is America's future. The transition into a world with far less fossil fuel will be paved by Tesla. If Tesla fails, America losses. The United States government will not let Tesla fail, all of Elons companies will pave Americas future with Space and Asteroid mining along with a Green energy future.

Then in his late 60s Elon will run for president, if he hasnt already taken over Mars.

>> No.20594175

>>20592556
listen to a lying like?

>> No.20594456

>>20594080
>Then in his late 60s Elon will run for president, if he hasnt already taken over Mars.
President of South Africa?

>> No.20594714

>>20594040
>shanghai factory

wtf i thought elon was based?

>> No.20594784

Tesla posted a profit of $0.03 per share. Elon pulled it out by the skin of his dick. Just enough to get into the S&P 500. Tesla $2k tomorrow