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[Anonymous No.20591468]

>fucked up another job interview

[Anonymous No.20591498]

What went wrong?

[Anonymous No.20591529]

>>20591468
I'm sure you did well, someone else just did better.

[Anonymous No.20591535]

>>20591468
Fucked up and fell on the radar of the supervisors now i can't just fuck off for 10 hours a day without detailed report of my day

H-hows the job market still begging for help r-right?

[Anonymous No.20591637]

>>20591468
Chad move would be to contact them before they reach out and ask them to have your data deleted for data privacy issues. Pro point is you mention your lawyer

[Anonymous No.20591641]

>>20591468
You should unironically do cocaine prior to your next interview bro

[Anonymous No.20591691]

Don't feel bad anon, I messed up my last interview by getting a little too chummy with the boss. We did the whole "What are you looking for?" "What kind of hours do you expect?" back and forth for a while and things were going pretty well until he asked me off the cuff if I had a wife. Told him I was mostly just interested in cunny, asked him what his favorite kind of cunny was (mine is tanned tomboys). I saw he was getting a little upset, so I tried to change the topic of conversation by pointing at his family photo and complimenting his lovely little girl.

He yelled something about wanting to peel my skin before security escorted me out. SO UNFAIR.

[Anonymous No.20591782]

Kek how the fuck? I've threatened an interviewer before and they still called me back and made a salary offer.

Protip: don't apply for shit you aren't qualified for.

[Anonymous No.20592836]

>>20591691
kek

[Anonymous No.20592889]

nigger at least you get invited to those

[Anonymous No.20592957]

If you're right for the job, and qualified, you shouldn't fail on the interview part of the process, unless you do something stupid like showing your power level

[Anonymous No.20593031]

>>20591641
I used to have one or two glasses of white wine (minimal smell) and then pop an altoid, got me lots of job offers coming off as relaxed and friendly.

[Anonymous No.20593129]

did you forget to tell them about your black ancestry

[Anonymous No.20593638]

>>20591691
I actually just had an interview last week at this small private engineering company. I only have 3 years of experience but I'd be in for a nice raise if I got this job. The interview was pretty standard, I filled out some forms with the HR lady before the president (male) and a supervisor (female) came in to interview me. Guy is in his late 40s or early 50s, the woman is probably in her 40s but she's a milf. Standard interview questions, some questions about my resume, do I have experience doing this, that, etc. Interview's going pretty well and the guy asks me if I were to succeed, when can I start? I thought the way he phrased the question was strange so I asked him to clarify "If I were to get the job?" he said yes. I said well, I'd prefer to give my current job two week notice. During this whole process I couldnt help but fight off a boner, it was kind of a random one but the female supervisor was admittedly turning me on (very nice cleavage, tight office skirt, etc). We wrapped up the interview and were walking out but I still had a boner. And when I got up I tried to use my folder to hide it but it was rock fucking solid at this point. The male supervisor left to go attend to something else and the female supervisor saw me awkwardly walking around (because of my boner). She literally takes the folder out of my hand and sees my raging boner nearly thrusting a hole through my business slacks. I was so fucking embarrassed and she just laughed and said it happens. I quickly ran the fuck out of there awkwardly and half smiling and saying thanks for the opportunity and all that bullshit. I havent gotten a call back for the job but I actually did get an email from the female supervisor, who was using what must be her personal email (didnt match her business card). She asked me if I'm free on Friday night to meet to discuss "future positions". I thought this was extremely odd especially coming from her personal email and considering what happened. What do?

[Anonymous No.20593968]

>>20591468
keep chugging away anon, you already know where you messed up, learn from it and now you have a better chance at the next.
I graduated in May this year and have done like 10 or so video/phone interviews overall and have finally gotten one that's now running a background check. It's been a week since and I'm still nervous as shit something will fuck up.

JUST DON'T STOP APPLYING

[Anonymous No.20594735]

>>20591529
Cope

[Anonymous No.20594793]

>>20591468
I had a funny situation a few years ago. Interview going smoothly, I have the little lower Manager around my finger, I had it in my pocket and then suddenly... the fucked surprises me with out-of-nowhere handshake that I've fucked up. I don't mean it wasn't firm enough, it was like a faggot illuminati secret handshake kind of thing, they never called me back.
Now I'm laughing, but back then I took it seriously. Boomers are right, it's all about the handshake.

[Anonymous No.20594844]

>>20591641
That would probably help me too, i will probably destroy my life with cocaine in the future but that's okay as long as i'm hurting only myself.

[Anonymous No.20594888]

>>20591468

Got called out about a hole in my pants, said it was my favorite pair.

Still got the job. It was a shitty job though.

[Anonymous No.20595087]

>>20591468
Its okay anon. I had one and they asked me to tell them about myself and I went on about how much I like orangutans and why I like them. Didnt get hired.

[Anonymous No.20595270]

>>20591468
Just call back a a few days later to see if the position is open. employers love determined people

[Anonymous No.20595292]

>>20593638
>it's an anon gets a boss mommy episode

[Anonymous No.20595483]

>>20595292
I'm serious though, is this sexual or professional? Why would she use her personal email after giving me her business card at the beginning? She kinda seemed flirty when she saw my boner too.

[Anonymous No.20595531]

>>20595483
anon, it's sexual and a larp.
play it cool, agree to meet up and let her force you to lick her feet.

[Anonymous No.20595740]

>>20595483
She’s probably going to try and sell you some MLM scam shit and/or fuck you if you’re a chad.

[Anonymous No.20595773]

>>20595531
Will post screenshots today after I clock out. Not a larp.

[Anonymous No.20595830]

>>20591641
I took two shots before going to my last interview, I think it seriously helped and I got the job

[Anonymous No.20595953]

>>20595773
will hold you to this anon, I'm watching you.

[Anonymous No.20596433]

>>20595773
Better not be a larp, don't crush my dreams anon

[Anonymous No.20596546]

do any of you guys have crippling social anxiety? i guess mine isn't as bad as others who have panic attacks and cant even leave the house so i am grateful for that. still, sweating profusely, blushing and saying the wrong shit is awful bros..im going to make an appointment tomorrow with a therapist and maybe a psychiatrist so i can get some temporary relief while i work it out in therapy

[Anonymous No.20596552]

>>20595773
I hope you'll follow through. Your story got me horny anon

[Anonymous No.20596733]

>>20595773
>not a larp
Assuming it isn't then you may as well go meet with her and see what she wants for yourself, no point questioning if it's sexual or not right now. Although I wouldn't go for it if it were sexual, you said she's in her 40s or something and she might be a single mom, a cougar really isn't worth it anon (I'm assuming you're not that old yourself). Not to mention if it is sexual she might just be trying to use you for something else. It's possible she's interested but I wouldn't risk it. Unless you're a coomer then just go for it, have your milf.

[Anonymous No.20596886]

>>20596546
Beta blockers (propranolol) will help with a lot of the physical symptoms (sweating, shakes etc) and have very minimal side effects (you'll get puffed going up stairs and that's about it, no drowsiness). Won't help with the mental side but it's a start. Good luck anon

[Anonymous No.20596896]

>>20593638
>future positions

[Anonymous No.20596938]

>>20596886
i'm on 20mg a day but it isn't doing as much as i want. should i ask my doctor for a dose increase?

[Anonymous No.20596948]

ngl if I lost my job to COVID I'd probably be losing my shit right now

[Anonymous No.20596955]

>>20591691
Lel that's a tasty pasta

[Anonymous No.20597394]

>>20596938
Yeah I take 40 as a base level dose. The worst you'll get is exercise induced fatigue (ie getting puffed easier), or a worsening of asthma if you have it. To give you an indication of how wide the safe dosing window is, it comes in up to 160mg tabs which people are on regularly for cardiac control.

[Anonymous No.20597844]

>>20591468
Real piece of advice here, if you fucked up
>another
interview it sounds like your interview skills suck. Please apply to jobs slightly below your pay scale and practice there. Wow them and get an offer, turn that shit down. Or, counter offer with a more elaborate role and propel yourself into upper management/decision making.
Don't miss out on your dream job because you're a fucking retard that mumbles and looks at your feet.

[Anonymous No.20598497]

>>20596938
Get on bystoloic instead. Much more powerful beta blocker.