/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.20585579]

>be me
>work at an upscale restaurant
>customer asks me how the chefs prepared the food
>tell em it was cooked in an dutch oven
>receive a €20 tip
>get home, buy 3 linkies

So anyways, this is a story of the easiest 3000 euros I've ever made.

[Anonymous No.20585614]

you should have told them in the microwave for shits and gigs.

[Anonymous No.20585664]

>be me
>eat out at restaurants
>dress really nicely so the waiter cuck thinks I’m going to tip well
>subtly dehumanize and emasculate him in front of my date all night
>he tries to act like a good sport and “laugh” at everything because he’s desperate for my hand out
>”I really hope you enjoyed your Dino experience sir. Here’s your check!”
>tip line
>”Here’s a tip. Get a real job.”
>Hand it back to him and try to hold back my laughter as I watch his facial expressions change as he process what is happening

[Anonymous No.20585670]

>>20585579
Pivvr will reach at least .016 ETH. Pivvr is a money printer attached to a deflationary coin (PDS).
This is how it works. Pivvr will have multiple versions and in each iteration there is a new “stable coin”. It’s not a stable coin at all. The stable coin (lets call it PST) is pegged to ETH. 1 PST = 0.001 ETH. In the first version 1 PST = 1 PDS. There is a cap of 15000 PST. When PST launches there will be a scramble for PDS holders to convert their PDS to PST because it gives them downside protection while maintaining the upside gains. If PDS crashes you can still redeem the PST for 0.001 ETH. If PDS goes up you can redeem the PST for PDS. Once the cap is reached a new version of PST is launched and the amount of redeemable PDS for it is halved.
V1: 1 PSTv1 = 1 PDS = 0.001 ETH. Once the 15000 PST cap is hit, V2 is launched.
V2: 1 PSTv2 = 0.5 PDS = 0.001 ETH. That means the new price floor for PDS has become 0.002 ETH. Once again, the PST cap will be reached and v3 is launched.
V3: 1 PSTv3 = 0.25 PDS = 0.001 ETH. Now the price floor for 1 PDS is 0.004 ETH.
This process keeps continuing until the reserve runs out. There are 75 ETH in the reserve. That means 5 iterations can happen to maintain full backing of all PST tokens. Putting 1 PDS at 0.016 ETH.
The reserve will continue getting bigger. That means even more iterations can happen, making the price floor of PDS grow exponentially. Not only that but PDS is deflationary do will also be worth more in that sense.
What the developer has done is pretty much made a money printer that keeps increasing the value of PDS. Just like how tether is used to pump BTC. At the very least, PDS will reach 0.016 ETH. That’s a 5x from here.
I don’t think anyone really understands how this all works yet. But once people do, it’s gonna pump hard.
Pivvr printer go brrrrrrrr
>Uniswap
uniswap.info/pair/0x2EcF245B60e351A711e56A3ae25866d1c8BEb324
>Discord
n53ffy

[Anonymous No.20585674]

Actual true story:

>Be NEET
>Be accepted to government NEET-activation program
>Once a week go talk to a nice lady for 45 minutes about "life"
>We draw pictures on a piece of paper like "What do you wanna be when you grow up" (literally)
>Put all my money into Link $900 neetbux a month + other aids for a whole year
>Link dips $0.20
>Go balls deep with all neet money
>2 years later have $320 000 worth of Chainlink

kekd. Never worked a single day for those stinkies

[Anonymous No.20585701]

>>20585664
What a jerk

[Anonymous No.20585705]

>>20585674
Holy BASED

[Anonymous No.20585741]

>>20585674
What is this shit? How do I get in?

[Anonymous No.20585832]

>>20585674
The only downside to this story is you'll never have any real life friends, faggot.

[Anonymous No.20585970]

>>20585664
And then you woke up