Ahh...I am so relaxed right now..

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Ahh...I am so relaxed right now.. Anonymous Wed Jul 22 00:22:03 2020 No.20573874 [Reply] [Original]

Never felt more comfy in this position knowing my financial future has been secured with my digital oil barrels

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 00:23:17 2020 No.20573901 >>20573874 shut the FUCK UP

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 00:28:40 2020 No.20573983 File: 59 KB, 819x827, 363636.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20573874 microsoft is running iexec isnt that amazing the first utility coin in use

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 00:29:34 2020 No.20573996 >>20573901 Don’t be mad bc you’re not a RLC chad, now get lost pajeet

50cent Wed Jul 22 00:29:59 2020 No.20574008
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>>20573874
>The year is 2048
>Toe-sniffing has become a profession after scientists discovered that foot odor predicts breast cancer with 99.9% accuracy.
>RLC bagholders all become toe-sniffers.
>Literally the untouchables in society, sniff the feet of their mistress and the latter's daughters everyday except occasionally taking a nibble out of their painfully rationed MREs.
>itsallsotiring.rlc
>One day
>Toe-sniffer accidentally licks his young mistress's feet
>Young mistress instinctively stomps the toe-sniffer into a state of unconsciousness
>Runs to her linkholder daddy with tears in her eyes
>"Daddy! Metha Non's tongue touched my sole!"
>Link quadrillionaire flies into a fit of rage
>"How dare that RLCuck taint my daughter's feet with his saliva?"
>Decides to euthanize toe-sniffer, in accordance to the terms of the smart contract (running on Chainlink, of course)
>Toe-sniffer dies from lethal injection
>His children, legally in the possession of the Link quadrillionaire, end up on sale in the Wuhan flea market
>Humans are now on sale after a niche group of Chainchinks pressured the government to legalize cannibalism.
>Linkholder goes through the paltry possessions of his former employee for auction.
>Finds a Quantum Cryptowallet still running on 1.0
>Becomes curious
>Extracts internal data through the latest iris projector technology.
>Sees a 87000 RLC make it stack worth $100
>Throws away entire wallet in utter disgust.
>$100 can only buy you a cup of coffee.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 00:33:32 2020 No.20574076 File: 1.42 MB, 498x345, op-irl.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HURRRR DIGITAL OIL DURRRRRRR BITCOIN OF THE HuURRRR DURRR BUT MICROSO DURRRRR HuRRRR

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 01:15:27 2020 No.20574672 >>20574076 w/e

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