Microsoft + iExec

[Anonymous No.20573692]

Gilles delivered again, boys. Dude is a fucking monster, I don't even care if he fucks trannies anymore.

[50cent No.20573722]

>>20573692
>The year is 2048
>Toe-sniffing has become a profession after scientists discovered that foot odor predicts breast cancer with 99.9% accuracy.
>RLC bagholders all become toe-sniffers.
>Literally the untouchables in society, sniff the feet of their mistress and the latter's daughters everyday except occasionally taking a nibble out of their painfully rationed MREs.
>itsallsotiring.rlc
>One day
>Toe-sniffer accidentally licks his young mistress's feet
>Young mistress instinctively stomps the toe-sniffer into a state of unconsciousness
>Runs to her linkholder daddy with tears in her eyes
>"Daddy! Metha Non's tongue touched my sole!"
>Link quadrillionaire flies into a fit of rage
>"How dare that RLCuck taint my daughter's feet with his saliva?"
>Decides to euthanize toe-sniffer, in accordance to the terms of the smart contract (running on Chainlink, of course)
>Toe-sniffer dies from lethal injection
>His children, legally in the possession of the Link quadrillionaire, end up on sale in the Wuhan flea market
>Humans are now on sale after a niche group of Chainchinks pressured the government to legalize cannibalism.
>Linkholder goes through the paltry possessions of his former employee for auction.
>Finds a Quantum Cryptowallet still running on 1.0
>Becomes curious
>Extracts internal data through the latest iris projector technology.
>Sees a 87000 RLC make it stack worth $100
>Throws away entire wallet in utter disgust.
>$100 can only buy you a cup of coffee.

If digits end in 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 the prohecy is fulfil

[Anonymous No.20573783]

>>20573722
I’ve seen you in multiple threads, youre holding RLC Faggot

[Anonymous No.20573846]

>>20573722
based fiddy
digits confirm 50cents EOY

[Anonymous No.20573862]

>>20573692
.50 BTC EOY

[Anonymous No.20573886]

>>20573862
bitcoint o a dollar, very bearish anon

[RLCoonSlapper No.20574030]

lmao look at them absolutely scramble to suppress and fud every single RLC thread within SECONDS
No better sign that you've uncovered something truly valuable

[Anonymous No.20574658]

this is confirmed?

[Anonymous No.20574858]

>>20573692
He doesn't fuck them.
He sucks their dicks..