THE ONLY DRUG I NEED

[Anonymous No.20564335]

>buy new shitcoin
>run the numbers
>calculator says you'll make it
Is there a better high?

[Anonymous No.20564361]

>>20564335
absolutely based anon

[Anonymous No.20564516]

>>20564335
I use pic related, it makes it feel more professional as if I was some VC fund manager.

[Anonymous No.20564561]

>>20564335
Based and real

[Anonymous No.20564579]

>>20564335
So true.

Buy FTM

[Anonymous No.20564599]

>>20564335

>goes to 2017 btc ath mcap
>divides btc ath mcap by supply of my new altcoin
>"Alright altcoin just needs to go from 1 cents to $50.... I've made it!"

[Anonymous No.20564602]

>>20564579
Subtle shill

[Anonymous No.20564613]

>>20564335
then post on BIZ get (you)s and do it all over again

[Anonymous No.20564624]

>>20564335
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.20564644]

>>20564579
Which companies do female to male transitions?

[Anonymous No.20564693]

>dopamine running low
>curtains closed
>vitamin d depleted
>feeling the depression coming on
>"w-we're going to be rich a-arent we??"
>breathe a sigh of relief
>other anons are reassuring you you're going to make it
>ten minutes pass
>the feeling has worn off
>time to make another thread
>"link price prediction thread"
>yeah that's nice... look at all those numbers
>put all the posted numbers and multiply them with your stack
>haha wow, thats a lot of money
>imagine what all you could do with that money
>maybe i'll finally have sex...
>sun peeks through the curtains
>you hear your parents waking up
>hehe, fucking wagies
>the depression comes back
>the dopamine rushes dont last as long as they used to
>time to make another thread
>"is 300 link enough to make it?"

[Anonymous No.20564734]

>>20564693
>dopamine running low
>curtains closed
>vitamin d depleted
>feeling the depression coming on
>"w-we're going to be rich a-arent we??"
>breathe a sigh of relief
>other anons are reassuring you you're going to make it

[Anonymous No.20564740]

>>20564693
Based

[Anonymous No.20564851]

>>20564335
>open coingecko of some random coin
>start with 100 dollars invested at low point and go through if i sold every high and bought every low
>see how much it could have multiplied
i should stick to my hobbies

[Anonymous No.20564988]

>open biz
>scroll through it
>refresh
>scroll through it
>repeat
>check memecoin price
>calculate profit at different price points
>imagine yourself making it
>refresh biz
>repeat

[Anonymous No.20565002]

>>20564335
I know, right?

>Buy random shitcoin.
>Automatically calculate future profits and fantasize about spending that money.

[Anonymous No.20565022]

>>20564988
god this hits close to home

[Anonymous No.20565083]

>>20564988
this one hits a little too close

[Anonymous No.20565187]

>>20564988
I didn't expect to be attacked today

[Anonymous No.20565225]

>>20564335
>x100
>nice

[Anonymous No.20566247]

>>20564335
>Is there a better high?

>it's 2017-2018
>buy random shitcoin
>wait 2 days-1 week
>pumps anywhere from 25% to 3000%
>repeat

That high was insane.
Better than cooming.

>>20564335
>calculator says you'll make it
is nothing in comparison

[Anonymous No.20566400]

>>20564988
I call scrolling through /biz/ my research lmao what a fag

[Anonymous No.20566469]

>>20564335
Wait, you actually run numbers instead of giving into pure emotion at the site of memes before you throw down money?

[Anonymous No.20566535]

>>20564693
>"is 300 link enough to make it?"
Lmao got me

[Anonymous No.20566714]

>>20566247
How much did you make?

Can you offer advice? What stage of a coin's lifecycle do you buy, like brand new/could be a scam or after some maturity and on some exchanges?
Where do you first hear about your coins?

[Anonymous No.20567836]

>>20564335
kek I do this shit all the time

>what if my shitcoin was worth $X
>wow I'd be rich
>shitcoin stays worthless for the rest of forever

[Anonymous No.20568483]

>>20564516
Cringe

[Anonymous No.20568801]

>>20564335
I WANT A NEW DRUG
ONE THAT WONT MAKE ME SICK
ONE THAT WONT MAKE ME CRASH MY CAR
OR MAKE ME FEEL THREE FEET THICK

[Anonymous No.20568826]

>>20564988
Ow

[Anonymous No.20568898]

>>20564693
>>"is 300 link enough to make it?"
I don't know, is $3,000,000,000 a lot of money?

[Anonymous No.20570073]

>>20566714
>How much did you make?
Went to over x100 my initial.
Then 2018 bear market happened, and now I'm just barely over x8 my initial.

>Can you offer advice?
No, I was noob af and fomo bought after pumps. 2017-early 2018 was so retarded that fomo buying after a x10 pump still works, and you don't get punished.

>What stage of a coin's lifecycle do you buy, like brand new/could be a scam or after some maturity and on some exchanges?
I was a noob who bought EVERYTHING.
There's an ICO? Bought in.
Even delayed ICOs that didn't immediately sell out like Wagerr, I bought and it pumped.

Something got most upboats on leddit? Buy! Never mind that the coin (PivX or Nano) just got a x10-x20 pump after a rename (from Dnet, from Raiblocks), just fucking buy everything.

>Where do you first hear about your coins?
biz, leddit, Twatter
I was normie af, even NPCs chasing pumps would've made money.

It was insane, and it feels like it can't ever happen again. Now something pumps 10% and it's "mooning", and that's after it was dumping for an entire year.

[Anonymous No.20570230]

>>20570073
I still think certain coins will repeat this. It wont just be random coins like in 2017 though

[Anonymous No.20570325]

I need to stop

[Anonymous No.20570361]

>>20570325
Nice numbers

[Anonymous No.20571206]

>>20564335
>tfw it actually happens

[Anonymous No.20571270]

>>20564516
Ngmi
>>20564693
Based

[Anonymous No.20571689]

yeah that's nice... look at all those numbers

[Anonymous No.20572436]

>>20564335
if i show my calculator to the bank, will they front me the monies?

[Anonymous No.20572891]

>>20564988
are yyou me anon?