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Everything's green except Chainlink.

We're never going to make it. I''ve lost all faith to this project, even total anonymous fake fud reports is enough to fucking crash this shit to the ground

>> No.20550363

Thanks just sold 100k

>> No.20550419

>guy i met on grindr a while ago texts me "hey dude can i come over im fucking horny"
>oh-fuck-holy-shit.log
>"whoa, hey. yea give me 1 hour"
>dick fucking rock hard in my pants
>put on 3 deepthroat compilations at once and crank the volume. *glerk gerk glerk mmmm aaughhh glerk glerk glerk*
>pull out the jelly dildo, tilt my head back and deepthroat it *glerk glerk glerk glerk*
>dick leaking precum down my leg, still in my pants
>im so horny that im shaking. fuck its only been 6 mintues
>text him "do you want to come over sooner? my dick is going to explode haha"
>ffw 20 minutes i don't think its physically healthy to be this turned on
>*knock knock knock* i can feel my erection in my stomach
>"hey hows it going?" invite him to sit
>kneel in front of him and rub the front of his pants. feel him get hard
>as soon as his pants come off, his dick is buried in my throat.
>on each pump i come up far enough for a tiny sip of air, and then take him all the way down to his balls
>consistent rhythm this time. ive gotten better at this i think
>grabs my head and shoves me all the way down and cums
>gagging and choking like crazy, but trying to stay limp for him while he cums. insane feeling
>catching my breath, face covered in snot, i thank him on his way out
>wait 35 seconds in case he forgot something
>jerk off, nut so hard it almost hurts
>jerk off again
>watch deepthroat porn and jerk off one more time
>text the guy later "dude do you hold chainlink?"

>> No.20550817

>>20550310
Fuck off faggot

>> No.20550835

>>20550310
Reminds me of ETH and the feeling before the real moon. Spooky similar. Checkem.

>> No.20550874
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20550874

>>20550310
What did sergey betrayo mean by this?

>> No.20550884

>>20550419
Is it even possible to be this much of a cuck, that you wouldn't get off during sex, but instead wait until the guy leaves and then jerk off to the thought of what just happened?

>> No.20550928

>>20550419
For some reason I started reading all this.

>> No.20550962

>>20550884
>Is it even possible to be this much of a cuck
It's called holding Chainlink

>> No.20551095

>>20550419
my fucking sides

>> No.20551124

>>20550310
Sell then faggot

>> No.20551141

imagine believing in this johnny carson copy paste kek

>> No.20551248

>>20550310
Because the project doesn’t actually have substance besides memes.