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Hi /biz/, I'm going to take out ideally 20,000 loan, so I can buy in before the bull market takes off (if you know you know), I plan to use the Sam Hyde Method™ to fuck off paying it and retain maximum gains, however, is taking this out via credit card debt or via a personal loan more ideal? I live in australia BTW

>> No.20547299

cunt make sure you have backup plan

>> No.20547327

>>20547299
my backup plan is to claim to be unable to pay any more then a very very small amount back per month, i currently live on NEETbux and i am a student, and on paper i own zero assets so i dont think they can force me to pay

>> No.20547337

CARDMEMBER SERVICES called my phone at least 6 times today. Maxed that fucker out at like $1.20/LINK. Oh fucking well.

>> No.20547380

>>20547337
did you end up having to pay or have people knocking at your door?

>> No.20547476

bump i am deadly serious about this im very willing to face the consequences but i most likely wont have to anyway

>> No.20547480

>>20547380
ignored it

>> No.20547489

>>20547261
They won’t even give you the loan without proof of income or a co-signer.

>> No.20547495

>>20547480
and what happened after that? they give up or?

>> No.20547497

I did it. Fuck the banks

>> No.20547518

>>20547489
yeah im leaning towards credit card because i think that would be easier to take out and quicker. ive never had debt or even a credit card so i should get a good minimum credit right off the bat

>> No.20547519

Lock yourself in to the monetary system anon
What a great fuckin idea
Tether your crypto to your bank
That's gonna work fantastic for your family

>> No.20547520

>>20547261
First of all, never take loans for crypto. But if you must, just go all in Verasity and walk away for a year.

>> No.20547525

>>20547495
>today
Oh God oh no.... do you think....? Maybe? They'll call me 6 times tomorrow? WTF man! What will I do?!

>> No.20547528

fuck i hope this is the real normie mindset in australia
when all the retards die i might be
able to afford a house

>> No.20547532

>>20547261

Research elliot wave theory before you get fucked.

>> No.20547546

>>20547528
my plan after i cash out is to wait for housing market to crash and get something for cheap

>> No.20547556
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20547556

>>20547532
And fib levels
RIGHT???

>> No.20547561

>>20547518
no one will give you a lone in a rescission when all you have ever had is neet bucks
how fucking retarded are you
tell your mom to hit you for me

>> No.20547563

>>20547525
oh i didnt see the today i thought you were talking about somethign that happened a while ago

>> No.20547579

>>20547261
what's hyde's method regarding loans?

>> No.20547588

>>20547579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD2gXY4piF4
very jewish but i see it as beating them at their own game, fuck em

>> No.20547642

>>20547579
Bro he's got a YouTube video
He's gonna invest
With a method
On
YouTube

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20547656

>>20547528
Getting into debt to gamble shitcoins is at least one tier above people cashing out their superannuation to buy jet skis and other useless goods. But still getting into debt to gamble digital beanie babies is a bad idea

>> No.20547675

cracks up like 800 a gram in canberra what the fuck did you do wrong
smoke all the crack you got from cento
all you had to do is hodl

>> No.20547686

>>20547656
i already have link but this loan is going to go all in on BTC, maybe some eth too

>> No.20547697

>>20547656
>digital beanie babies
>Chainlink
Fuck..I just realized man, thanks. Sold it all. Gonna pay off my debt tomorrow bro thanks. Calling my mom to let her know I'm all good now thanks man.

>> No.20547787

>>20547588
Been there done that in 06.
>you owe the monies
>man that debt you know it was racked up by my friend. I have no money I can pay like next to nothing man
>ok
>eventually friend payed me 100% back and I paid the collector something like 30% of the total so I made money.

>> No.20547956

does anyone know about doing this specifically in australia? like how the banks will fuck me around, how easily they'll let me off