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20506665 No.20506665 [Reply] [Original]

How do I live an exciting life like those faggot zoomers from Instagram without being rich?

>> No.20506827

travel and stay in hostels to save money and get drugs/vapid whores. also, go to raves/goa. work some shit remote job. do some volunteer work/activism. take pictures. faggot package complete

>> No.20506858

>>20506665
Put everything on credit cards like most Americans. You can spend your future earnings today, but that doesn't lead to being wealthy. It's your choice.

>> No.20506864

You don’t. A tip if you are looking for some thrills; Videogames started to bore me so I bought a slingshot from Aliexpress and steel ball bearings from eBay. I shoot out windows (cars and houses) all the time. Stealing and scamming is also alot of fun. I always target large coorperations, never citizens or small business owners.

>> No.20506868

>>20506665
zoomers aren't happy.

>> No.20506905

>>20506665
>How do I live an exciting life like those faggot zoomers from Instagram without being rich?
By pretending to be rich. That is all they're doing. Earning from gullible viewers.

>> No.20506947

>>20506864
sounds like fun. share some scams

>> No.20506973

>>20506827
>>20506858
>>20506864
>>20506868
>>20506905
Thank you friends

>> No.20507083

>>20506864
based and redpilled

>> No.20507114

>>20506864
Living the dream

>> No.20507355
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20507355

>>20506947
Put a note on the back window of someones car in a carpark. When they get out to remove it violently beat them.

>> No.20507427

>>20506864
N

>> No.20507562

>>20507427
I

>> No.20507591

>>20507562
no

>> No.20507605

>>20506827
I can’t do a single one of those things right now.

>> No.20507615

I hide shrimps in radiators at my employer’s office. The smell is horrible, and nobody has any idea where it’s coming from.

>> No.20507639

>>20507591
N

>> No.20507640

>>20506864
Not the hero we need but the hero we deserve

>> No.20507649

>>20507639
I

>> No.20507663

>>20506864
Devilish

>> No.20507674

>>20507649
G

>> No.20507692

>>20507674
G

>> No.20507702

>>20506665
instagram is a fake life anon, not exciting at all, everyone who posts in that shit is either for money or are just seeking attention to fill the void inside their minds, and when they are dependent on it, makes their life miserable every second they are not looking at posts/comments, or if a photo did better than the last one
just learn to live with yourself and do things that make you happy, don't depend on others for it
>ps used to manage 13 "models" with more than 1m followers

>> No.20507716

>>20507692
E

>> No.20507750

>>20507692
E

>> No.20507753

>>20507716
R

>> No.20507773
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>>20506864
>I shoot out windows (cars and houses) all the time
>I always target large coorperations, never citizens or small business owners

>> No.20507863

>>20506858
Most americans? I don't know anyone who uses credit cards, if they do it's only to build up credit. What kind of low lives do you hang around with?

>> No.20507920
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20507920

>>20507863
Canadians

>> No.20507953

I have two credit cards. One with a 12k limit and another with a 15k limit. I pay them off every month. Even if I maxed them it would only get me 27k. About enough to party and travel the world for like 3 months.

>> No.20507991

>>20506665
>without being rich
wagie wagie get back in the cagie

>> No.20507992

Anon, you can wagie for a few months, maybe a year while you buy and setup a van life. If you can spend the money and invest in something, you can be really free. A few of my friends do it

>> No.20508023

>>20506864
Livin like Larry

>> No.20508687

>>20507920
i honestly think i'd rather die than get mixed up with canadians

>> No.20508751

>Actually falling for the Instagram life meme
Ngmi

>> No.20508768

>>20507863
>https://www.cnbc.com/2018/08/20/how-much-debt-americans-have-at-every-age.html#:~:text=The%20average%20American%20now%20has,vs.%2027%20percent).%E2%80%9D
>The average American now has about $38,000 in personal debt, excluding home mortgages. That’s up $1,000 from a year ago, according to Northwestern Mutual’s 2018 Planning & Progress Study, which also reports that “fewer people said they carry ‘no debt’ this year compared to 2017 (23 percent vs. 27 percent).”

This isn't something new, almost every american also lives paycheck to paycheck. Apply yourself.

>> No.20508813

>>20506864
Absolutely based as fuck gigamega alpha Chad

>> No.20508953
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20508953

>>20507702
Tell us more

>>20506665
>exciting life

This is going to sound gay but do you own a bike? Bike around your city it's actually really fun. I found simple stuff like this to be really nice.

If you are looking for dirty fun, Anon you do know strip clubs and prostitutes exist right? Don't you get drunk with your friends? There is really nothing exciting about IG lives anyway. They take nice pictures of Milan or something but really is that more exciting than getting getting drunk and going to a strip bar? There are loads of hot girls out there that you can get plenty of attention from if you know how to stretch a buck. Do you have a local spa in your city? Do a water circuit. It sounds stupid but those are actually really good. invite a group or a girl along. Your work might cover the costs too. For night life, I dunno, going to a bar is for dopes. It's really really really boring.


See, the REAL problem isn't emulating IG. That's actually the easiest part (rent a fancy sports car for $500 a day weekend. Charter a private jet with a group of friends. Rent a limo for $75). I can do all that with ease. The big .... BIGGEST problem, is meeting people who aren't pieces of shit. People who treat you like family. People who will love you and not in a vapid way. Find a person that you can text if you are shitty out blood or some fucked up health situation, someone who isn't going to talk trash behind your back, someone you can count on who isn't boring are fucked up and will build you up (not bring you down).

That part I've yet to figure out for myself :|

>pic related

>> No.20509016

>>20506864
based

>> No.20509020
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20509020

>>20506665
get a cool hobby

>> No.20509550

>>20508953
youre gonna make it friend

>> No.20509604

>>20508953
i hope everyone here including you anon will meet the group of people you can call true frens.

Money can't buy true friendship.

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20509646

>>20507355
that's more of a prank than a scam, anon

>> No.20509904

>>20508953
the thing about realizing existence is truly meaningless is that, after enough time, you realize that you need to make it worthwhile with your own hands. if it seems impossible, find a way. there’s always a way out.