Just bought 1.5 more link -

[Anonymous No.20502400]

Staying at a resort, and walked up to the bar after a swim in the golf. Asked the bar cunt how much for a shot of Makers Mark. She said that is 13.00 I told her you know that is 1.5 link and it will be $1000 dollars at the end of the year. She replied, excuse me ? I told her it solves the oracle problem mam.
She said, do you want the shot or not, I said I'd rather have my 1,500 extra dollars at the end of the year. You're never going to make it lady. and walked off. I feel so much better now knowing I put my money in something good

[Anonymous No.20502454]

>>20502400
Dopamine levels low huh

[Anonymous No.20502465]

>>20502400
>he’s not going to marker’s it

[Anonymous No.20502473]

Nice

[Anonymous No.20502479]

maker's mark is based, good taste OP

[Anonymous No.20502488]

>Maker's Mark
Grow up and drink proper booze

[Anonymous No.20502498]

>>20502479
its cheap supermarket bourbon, you clearly don't have a good taste

[Anonymous No.20502517]

>>20502488
>>20502498
it's very good for the price, faggots

[Anonymous No.20502539]

We're all gonna make it

[Anonymous No.20502546]

>>20502517
cheaper and better than maker's mark

[Anonymous No.20502558]

>>20502454
Yes - think abotu all the extra link I would have if I had spent my money on link instead of spending like a nigger on some frivolities

[Anonymous No.20502576]

>>20502400
>Makers Mark
Do you try to painfully kill yourself?
Just drink sulfuric acid, tastes better

[Anonymous No.20502585]

>>20502488
Checked. What are some real bourbons for dick-having gentlemen?

[Anonymous No.20502604]

>>20502546
that does look nice, i'll have to try it

[Anonymous No.20502606]

>>20502488
that was all they had here besides crown

[Anonymous No.20502633]

Alcohol literally disrupts the electrical signals to your heart. I don't know why you would risk having a heart attack before making it.

[Anonymous No.20502645]

>>20502585
>Bourbon
Why would you drink liquid shit if there is no shortage on real whiskey?

[Anonymous No.20502658]

>>20502585

[Anonymous No.20502659]

>>20502633
>Alcohol literally disrupts the electrical signals to your heart.

[Anonymous No.20502730]

>>20502585
Bulliet Bourbon

[Anonymous No.20502761]

>>20502658
>>20502546
>>20502400
You're all faggots

[Anonymous No.20503074]

>>20502633
This is true Anon thank you for the support and wisdom

[Anonymous No.20503140]

>>20502585
Buffalo Trace, if you can find it.

[Anonymous No.20503383]

>>20502761
you had 3 years

[Anonymous No.20503388]

Why not man up and drink whiskey that isnt overly sweet like bourboun.

Why not try scotch.

Try the Talisker 10yo.

[Anonymous No.20503426]

>>20502400
Based, like trying to convince Byzantinians the concept of germs

[Anonymous No.20503428]

This shit is amazing.

[Anonymous No.20503508]

>>20502761
Disgusting. Fuck these brand name whiskeys, get something locally made, its almost guaranteed to be better than any of that mass produced garbage, unless of course you don’t live in a decent part of the world in which case drink whatever swill will ease your ungodly existence

[Anonymous No.20503551]

>>20502585
Buffalo trace or four roses are both good choices if you’re ordering at a bar. Otherwise try this one

[Anonymous No.20503562]

>>20503428
Based this is my favorite brand. Drank the select last night

[Anonymous No.20503604]

>>20502400
>Walmart bourbon

[Anonymous No.20503615]

>>20502400
$13 dollars for a shot of maker's? the fuck? what shithole country are you in, america?

[Anonymous No.20503660]

>>20502400
Checked BASED AF.

[Anonymous No.20504567]

>>20503388
They had this drink and crown royal.
It is a small bar Anon, on Captiva
>Boomer Island
The keys are fucked up right now

[Anonymous No.20504887]

>>20502585
wild turkey 101 bar none best bourbon

[Anonymous No.20504952]

>>20502400
this happened?

[Anonymous No.20505020]

>>20503388
Checked. Talisker is lovely. Lagavaulin also.

[Anonymous No.20505072]

>>20503428
Also good. I'm still in the poorfag 80-110 dollar bottle range too. Once making it I look forward to finding out whether the extra 1-2 hundred dollars/bottle is branding or not.

[Anonymous No.20505111]

>>20502585
Rare Breed or Old Forester 1920. Everyone saying Buffalo Trace has shit taste.

[Anonymous No.20505133]

>>20503388
Good to see you here on /biz/, Talisker shill.

[Anonymous No.20505590]

>>20502400
>>20502454
He doesn’t swim in the golf
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.20505618]

>>20502479
You have shit taste.

[Anonymous No.20505644]

>>20502585
angel's envy

[Anonymous No.20505682]

>>20502761
Gross bottom shelf and overrated by contrarians.
>michters rye
>basil Hayden
>angels envy

There's 3 under 50

[Anonymous No.20505934]

>people in here shilling Angel's Envy
What tryhard shit, it's not even good.

Where my BlantonBros at

[Anonymous No.20505964]

>>20502585
fighting cock

[Anonymous No.20506049]

>>20502604
It's pretty solid, but now that normies know about it, the price has gone up a lot over the years and won't stay on the shelf for long.

[Anonymous No.20506447]

>>20502400
>bar bitch shakes her head as weirdo leaves.
>”incel,” she mutters as she dials security.
>a few seconds later, the incel is heard “link marines!!!! Halp!!! Halp!!! Halp!!!!” Of course no one cums. An Security stomps on him a few times as another puts him in a George Floyd. “Didn’t we tell your sorry bitch nazi ass to stop coming here????” Then security drags him on the unconsciously on floor and literally throws him 20 ft in to some dog shit.
>security comes over the bar bitch. “You the one that called?” They ask
>”yeah,” she says, Staring at the security mans big black cock bulge.
>”that weirdo tries to come in every now and then. Not sure how he got in this time. Always talks about some chain jizz or something. He won’t be bothering you anymore.”
>”thanks mr security. You’re my hero! Can I, uh, do anything for you? Anything?” She starts to fidget with her shoulders
>to be continued

[Anonymous No.20506687]

>>20502400
I ate multiple mcdoubles thinking the exact same thing when chainlink was 25 cents. (Canada) I could've bought 8 link for 1 mcdouble ($2), instead I could've had $88 today.
God bless you anon, you will be rewarded.

[Anonymous No.20507177]

>>20502400
>>20502546
>>20502658
>>20502761
>>20503428
>>20503551
>>20504887
>>20505644
>>20505964
Quit wasting your money.

[Anonymous No.20507225]

>>20502585
why is this pic highlighted? cant unhighlight as much as i try and click away

[Anonymous No.20507236]

>>20507177
checked and niggerpilled

[Anonymous No.20507338]

>>20502400
Based alcoholics in this thread

I'm more of an amphetamine man myself & the two don't mix well desu

[Anonymous No.20507360]

>>20504952
YES

[Anonymous No.20507389]

>>20506447
Was going to offer her 10 link to piss in a cup and let me drink it, but she didn't believe in decentralized oracles

[Anonymous No.20507410]

>>20502546
>>20502658
Both excellent.
Fuck I love bookers

[Anonymous No.20507418]

>>20507338
I have an indian psychiatrist that gives me 4 scripts for 20mg adderall 4 times a year. He doesn't care about listening to anyone's feedback.

[Anonymous No.20507548]

>>20502400
You are gonna be big time one day fren BIG