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>Err...I..err...I mean....Ni-nice glasses Mr Buffet...You must see really good with them on your nose...*nervous laugher*...
>So...do I get the job?

>> No.20497537

>>20497495
you're doing it all wrong, you grab the glasses of his face. tell him to read some fucking annual report he says: "i can't read without my glasses". BOOM you sell him the glasses. Supply and demand my friend.

>> No.20497668
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20497668

"Did you watch Godfather 3?"
>sold

>> No.20497694

>>20497495
I’ve never waged, do hirers do shit like this just for the psychopathic thrill

>> No.20497719
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20497719

>>20497495
Buy the fucking glasses

>> No.20497752

>>20497694
This is nothing compared to a regular job interview. They just try to shake your confidence really bad and you you often have multiple interviewers and they're often females so you feel judged in many ways.

>> No.20497913

>>20497719
>the nigger way
Works every time

>> No.20498096

>>20497752
lol imagine feeling like a female's opinion of you matters.

ngmi bro. women exist to be subservient. they are judgmental by nature; this does not mean their judgment matters, it is simply their nature.

>> No.20498122

>>20498096
Except when they can decide if you get hired or not. HR is filled with women.

>> No.20498157

>>20498096
100% agree, based and /thread