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20494861 No.20494861 [Reply] [Original]

its gonna be a bloodbath
I cant wait

>> No.20494883
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20494883

you really think the market will start acting rationally

>> No.20494887
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28 million evicted, homeless, and jobless by September

>> No.20494903

>>20494861
Priced in. Literally everyone already knows earnings are dogshit. It will just pump even higher because stonks are about hope for the future.

>> No.20494948

>>20494903
stonks will pump higher because the expectations were even worse than the real numbers. anything slightly positive will pump stocks now. crazy times

>> No.20494964

>>20494903
why dont futures price in the end of the universe

>> No.20495088

>>20494861
Not gonna happen, EBITDAC will fudge it up

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i'm ready

>> No.20495204

>>20495088
>EBITDAC
Evil Bulls in tanktops, dabbing on awkward cucks?

>> No.20495248

>>20495204
Earnings before interest, tax, depreciation, amortization, and CORONAVIRUS. Literally just a fucking handwave to pretend nothing is wrong. It'll cause a shitstorm down the line but I expect loads of companies to use it as a crutch now.

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Need some boboos, folder is a little light