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Pitch me your 1,000,000$ app idea

>> No.20480524

>>20480476
it's an app that's like Tinder except it's for getting your dick sucked. Basically you join and type in your profile info, then you select if you want to get your dick sucked, or if you want to suck dick. It sends you notifications when someone nearby matches with you, and opens up a chat with them so you can discuss dick sucking things.

>> No.20480567

>>20480524
So Grindr

>> No.20480579

It's like Uber except for dick sucking. Basically you join and a notification gets sent to all dick suckers in the area who decide if they want to suck your dick for money.

>> No.20480590

>>20480524
that was the original intent behind tinder

>> No.20480596

It's like Postmates but you order getting your dick sucked, we take 40% for linking dick suckers together

>> No.20480601

It's like door dash but for dick sucking. Basically you pick from a bunch of people who want to suck dick nearby and they drive to you and suck your dick.

>> No.20480631

It's like TikTok except it's for getting your dick sucked. Basically you post videos of your dick with music and if you get enough fans people will fly to you and suck it.

>> No.20480634

>spoonfeed me 4chan!

>> No.20480669

Two buttons:
Swipe left to accept butt sex
Swipe right to deny butt sex

You won't know if you'll be receiving or providing, but to cancel you have to pay $3.50.

>> No.20480673

how about a chimpout warning app. it traces social media of niggers to notify if you ever find yourself in a nigger dense area

>> No.20480689

It's a weather app but it alerts you for optimal dick sucking conditions and locations.

>> No.20480708

DeFi but for getting your dick sucked, DiSu

>> No.20480710

>not a single legit idea so far

what a bunch of homosexuals

>> No.20480717

>>20480524
>>20480579
>>20480601
>>20480631
>>20480689
>>20480708

Call it "Suckr"

>> No.20480719

>>20480673
Wouldn't work in Aus, abos never have data.

>> No.20480765
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20480765

Non-meme answer:
Dating app where AI analyzes a few pictures of you and grades you 1-10 in terms of physical attractiveness, then you are only shown users of your preferred gender who are within 1 point of you (so all your matches are either same rating, 1 point up or 1 point down). Also, you can only have up to five active conversations in the app at any time. Cutting off easy access to Chad dick and infinite simps should help solve the 80/20 problem.

>> No.20480768

So it's like Google maps, except it always directs you to dick sucking.

>> No.20480777

>>20480476
It's a company that would basically suck your dick

>> No.20480789

>>20480719
after series a we expand and use drones that measure nigger density

>> No.20480809

>>20480710
Its like an app where anons can pay $19 to shill their dick sucking app idea for the chance to win a $100,000 investment in a seed round to the best dick sucking app idea

>> No.20480859

an app that's like tinder but for getting my dick sucked

>> No.20480928

>>20480476
biz with flags

>> No.20481003

>>20480476
A one-button app that allows you to instantly, and I mean, INSTANTLY attract strangers near you by throwing a money zone. If others stand in your money zone they drain the well until it's dry and until something else happens. It could allow to gather huge crowds wherever needed. You could include task verification by OP of money zone for extra workers doing specific bs, in a decentralized, proximity-based way.

>> No.20481079

A borrowing app- where you can securely borrow your neighbors snowblower, lawnmower, tools, ect.. you have to put down a security deposit and when you return the item to your neighbor. You recieve your deposit back and your neighbor recieves a determined amount of money for allowing you to borrow the item.
You can pay me in BZRX if you'd like

>> No.20481187

Buy a virtual forest - pocket environmentalism.
Virtual forest is planted tree-for-tree in real life with project unlocks like paupa, Indonesia, Amazon. You start with your own local country, but select new countries as you level up. Corporate sponsorship available. Minimum trees $1B a year @15c per tree profit.

>> No.20481218

An app where you photograph plants/crops to pull up info in it, and helps identify the health of the plant. It also pulls local weather and climate reports, local pest and fauna pressures, and connects you to a community of growers and farmers

>> No.20481292

why would anyone post good ideas in here?

>> No.20481332

>>20481187
For elaboration on this hit me up @fundaimeraustralia ask for Ryan.

Could be huge, need the right team.

>> No.20481341

>>20481218
Fucking cash money idea right here. Shazam but for plants. Bloody brilliant

>> No.20481363

>>20480765
it is already in a free market. you cant introduce centreal planning.
male perceived attraction is linear, female is logarithmic. as soon as the internet was created, it was destined to end this way.

>> No.20481374

>>20480476
It’s like Uber but you have to suck the drivers dick to get the ride to your destination. You will be rated on how well you sucked dick. It’s a good way for Uber drivers to take a break from earning and get their dick sucked without having to get out of the work-car

>> No.20481402

>>20480476
carber. Its like uber, but for cars!

>> No.20481407

>>20480476
Apps are dead
>t. TechLead

>> No.20481445

ill drop a good one on you fools
whales have giant stacks of certain shitcoins but cant sell because they would crash the market.
so set up an OTC desk via smart contracts to let them swap so they can derisk

>> No.20481512

>>20480476
defi blockchain gofundme

>> No.20481589

>>20480476
i got one. but i can not tell.
it is actually valued at 25billion.
using technology that is already here.
and it is just something no one has thought of yet. cause so few people work in the field.
but it will happen to everyone.
it involves death.

but it is the future.

pretty much a product for less than $40.00
that will revolutionize the entire death industry.

>> No.20481614

My ideas are too good to risk posting them here.

>> No.20481650
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20481650

>>20480476
Unironically a pet ambulance/ pet 911

Now I here you saying
>Anon that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard

But think about it. Medical devices for animals are in regulated and pharmaceuticals are also have similarly lax regulations as compared to human use pharmaceuticals.

In addition animals ambulances are not regulated and people are shoving out stupid amounts of money for their pets. Consumer spending for pets has skyrocketed.

The intention of the service is to safely transport the injured animal to the appropriate service and attempt to stabilize the animal before it is received. I honestly think this is a billion dollar idea and I'm will to give you a 10% stake for 250k in funding. I will now here your offers.

>> No.20481684

>>20481650
*Medical devices on animals are unregulated

>> No.20481718

>>20480476
Can-App
An app where people pitch their app ideas and the community says if it could be an app or not

>> No.20481729

It's like 4chan except it's for getting your dick sucked. Basically you post gifs or webms of your dick with music and if you get enough you's people will fly to you and suck it.

>> No.20481788

>>20481218
Are you me? I had the exact same idea. It needs to tell people what humidity and avererage temp etc for best results

>> No.20481886

>>20481218
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.plantnet

>> No.20481893
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20481893

>>20480524
That's not a million dollar idea... It's a fucking billion dollars!

>> No.20481998

An app that tracks your biological data via cryptocurrency by having your bodily functions mine for shit. Includes all cool stuff like monitoring your brain waves and shit. This is then routed to your phone for you to use for purchases. A mark is needed on your body, more incentive if you get a chip in your brain which is very safe, like lasik safe, so it mines faster, to be able to do this which also verifies if you are medically fit based on specific criteria. Everyone that get this, will be part of a large decentralized network, since each of you become a node in the network, as well.

>> No.20482049

>>20480476
What the fuck happened to the pillsbury doughboy? And why is he wearing a one-piece?

>> No.20482222

>>20480476
An app that drains your battery life faster

>> No.20482240

>>20480524
Anon that's not a million dollars app...that's a 100 million dollar app

>> No.20482256

It's like coinbase except it's for getting your dick sucked. Basically you browse people who like to suck dick and you deposit an offer. They can see your offer and accept or deny but will only be able to withdraw after proof of suck. There’s a 10k withdrawal limit and massive fees

>> No.20482266

>>20482222
Chchchchvjecked

>> No.20482272

>>20481650
this honestly isn't that bad of an idea
relatedly
i could see apple buying a high-end pet-focused wearable-device company
you get fluffy's stats and their location data in case they go missing

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20482299

>>20480476

Buying NOIA on KuCoin.

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20482490

>>20481886
Fucking based. Thank you anon

>> No.20482613

>>20480476
basically a mix between uber, tinder, and fight club, except with defi

>> No.20482630

>>20480476
it tells you when a black is near by