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2047407 No.2047407 [Reply] [Original]

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

>> No.2047412

>>2047407
BECAUSE YOU POST THIS THREAD EVERY FUCKING DAY YOU NIGGER

>> No.2047419

Can't afford the share price?
Can't support a man who wants to bomb Mars without a declaration of war.
Live in the bay area and fucking hate the douche telsa drivers (stretching there)

>> No.2047437

he's dating amber heard

SELL!!

>> No.2047467

>>2047437
He is? You would think a man like him would have the sense to avoid a women like that from a mile away

>> No.2047482

>>2047437
Amber is hot enough to keep Tesla's share price erect.

>> No.2047531

>>2047407
>investing in men

Men have a bad tendency to perish.

Blockchain, on the other hand, does not.

>> No.2047551

>>2047467
History says otherwise, plenty of brilliant men become absolute fools when their dick gets involved.

>> No.2047888

propaganda from investors news branches are sucking this guys dick when his cfo, manufacturing executive have left.

>> No.2048283

>>2047551
She's not even hot is the worst part
He could have gotten a girl in her prime not some washed up 30 y/o gold digger

>> No.2048343

Because the only people who like him are reddit white knighting do nothing retards who don't know jack shit about running a business.

Elon is like a 10 year old billionaire with ADHD. "OOHH LETS GO TO SPACE"
"OOH LETS BUILD A BIG ASS BATTERY FOR YOUR HOUSE"
"OOOHH LETS LAUNCH A SPACE SHUTTLE"

He literally just half asses everything he does. Tesla is not profitable and is only driven by rich snobs who want to virtue signal.

>> No.2048396

>>2048343
he has a NASA contract though

>> No.2048401

>>2048283
>She's not even hot is the worst part

Cool sour graping

>> No.2048449
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2048449

>>2048401
hes right she looks average compared to most north European women.

>> No.2048618

>>2048401
She's in her 30s. Many many better looking girls who are younger and would love to date a billionaire.

>> No.2048642

>>2048449
tbqh they dont look very nordic to me

they look more baltic to me tbqh senpoi