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I have worked maybe 5 hours in total this week and I get paid the full 40.

>w-wagie!!!!!

Yes.

>> No.20446873
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20446873

>>20446855
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>> No.20447004

>>20446855
Me too bro! The hardest part of my job since I started working from home back in February is remembering to move my mouse every half hour so I dont show inactive
Not that it matters all that much if I do anyway
Getting paid to fap and Vidya all day everyday, wagie work is a ok

>> No.20447056

>>20447004
Same here frens. How long will this virus charade last? Will corp American ever wake up, or can we pull this shit off forever?

>> No.20447100

I have worked zero hours this week and get paid the full neetbux thanks to the generous contributions from you wagies

>> No.20447133

>>20447056
Jokes on you thinking they actually ever needed you to do more than that. This should be redpilling you what a crock of shit waging actually is.

>> No.20447169

>>20447100
My pay cheque is five times yours though.

>> No.20447232

based. if you're a lazy fuck take the security pill. i have literally fucked bitches on the job and do whatever the fuck i feel like. watch movies, youtube, browse 4chan, etc. i even walk off property for several hours and just make myself be seen twice a shift before leaving again. sometimes i go home like 2-3 hours early and clock out once i'm home (you clock out by dialing a number)

>> No.20447241

>>20447133
I dunno really. I make >220K base to "work" from home. I think the joke's on them.

>> No.20447326

>>20447241
Well yeah, cause you're getting around the system. Meanwhile the guy you're doing that work for is making millions to fuck whores and go fishing.

>> No.20447402

>>20447326
Everyone has to wait their turn to be that guy. We’re not 55 year old boomers. Our time will come. For now we chill at home jerking off

>> No.20447423

>>20447326
I dont really care how much my managers/execs make. I am just happy that an autist like me can make such money and live a comfy existence while living under a rock. I love America.

>> No.20447824

>>20447423
That's fair, but this should only motivate you more to invest some of that, at 200k a year you should be one or two good years of smart investing away from permanent financial freedom. At that point instead of having to do the bare minimum to not get fired, you can just go live your life.

>> No.20447861

>>20446855
Based

>> No.20447906

>>20447004
based. Except I have to move my mouse every 5 minutes. Been thinking of buying a pendulum that I can put over my mouse pad and have it swipe something left to right all day.

>> No.20448007

>>20446855
Nice Anon. Check this though: I have never worked. Ever. At 46 years old. I own 2 houses, and a few apartments that I rent out. My work has always been just taking care of my own business. Now guess how that is possible.

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20448083

The company I work at is getting bought out by the end of Aug so I literally give no fucks until then. Just waiting to get laid off and collect NEETbux.

>> No.20448384

>>20447056
After the election.

>> No.20448529

We live in a world where bragging about not putting in a hard days work is considered smart.
The era where men were rugged and viewed as the bread maker which is antithetical to the beta simps festering in today's society.
Men in their 30's-40's would rather play videos games, jerk off in front of their computers, donate their paychecks to online female personas.
I would go so far as to say the only true alpha males in today's society are Blacks and Hispanics. They don't fall into the trap of cucking out like white men have succumbed to.

>> No.20448554

>>20448007
What business?

>> No.20448559

>>20448529
>The era where men were rugged and viewed as the bread maker
you mean those guys who werent taxed to death, werent priced out of the real estate market and were not surrounded by feminist harpies?

>> No.20448583

>>20448529
This.

>> No.20448600

>>20446855
why i find anything that comes from black people (Like fucking dabbing) degrading and cringe as shit, done by anyone by blacks?
i mean can you get any lower than this? copying blacks??!

>> No.20448687

>>20448600
I'm not sure it's the googles who invented dabbing.

>> No.20448805

>>20448687
its all started from raps and traps.
so ye, black.
maybe i am just retarded, but its just so degrading to do this shit and think you are "cool" and "hip"

>> No.20449029

>>20448554
Owning shit.