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I am 18 and I will become a millionaire before I turn 30, now help me figure out how plz.

>> No.20424231

>>20424204
invest in knee pads and suck 1 dick every day at $300 per day for 10 years

>> No.20424276

>>20424204
>he missed LINK

>> No.20424306

>>20424204
Work shitty minimum wage jobs (lifeguard if you’re a chad) and invest it into ETH and leverage it using compound

>> No.20424313

>>20424204
don't trade like a retard and practice

>> No.20424354

>>20424204
based zoomer who got into the avax ico

>> No.20424368

>>20424276
>missed

>> No.20424374

>>20424204
kneepads, elbowpads, and a giant bottle of lube. Just make sure to put some money aside to buy your AIDS medication in a few years.

>> No.20424389

>>20424276
Yes :(

>>20424306
I've already figured out what I want to do. My current plan is to
>Become a cell tower climber
>Spend minimum money, live in an apartment that looks like "men really live in apartments like this and see no issue"
>Save 30-50k a year
>Invest in stocks and crypto (like linkies)
Any flaws in my master plan?

>> No.20424492

>>20424389
>Any flaws in my master plan?
yes.
Leave stocks out
Only invest in LINK

>> No.20424496

>>20424204
Bro just buy this obscure crypto bro

>> No.20424516

>>20424389
dont tower climbers get paid like 10/hr

>> No.20424539

fucking easy OP, just buy RLC

just think of the fuckers investing in IBM in 1985
same energy

>> No.20424615

BZRX is a very easy 10x from here.

>> No.20424676

>>20424492
I am considering switching over to crypto

>>20424516
No, the average salary is like 70k a year I think. It is a super dangerous job so very few people are willing to do it.

>>20424496
Genius advice, thank you.

>> No.20424740

>>20424676
i used to contract out to them and theres on way the ones i was buying were making 70k
https://www.glassdoor.com/Salaries/tower-climber-salary-SRCH_KO0,13.htm
i did work for a disturbingly cheap company though

>> No.20424764

>>20424204
If no biztard hasn't said it yet.
GET A CPA FOR TAX.

>> No.20424898

>>20424276
Nigga one month of penny stocks would have netted you a better return than holding link for years.

>> No.20424943

>>20424492
Stop trying to get other retards to hold your bags.

>> No.20425275

>>20424204
Find a product you can make that can reach as many people as possible
Now ask for $1 from them.
My guess is anywhere from youtube, to comics, to micro transactions in games, you find the lowest common denominator and appeal to a mass audience.

>> No.20425472

Find a wealthy single woman in her 40s-50s, get married, and act real sad when questioned about the body