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>"I have 300000$ in stocks"
>"I have 300000$ in crypto"

which one will impress girls more?

>> No.20407584

>>20407552
Liquid cash

>> No.20407590

>>20407552
a big dick

>> No.20407595

>>20407552
Probably sticks because the average basic bitch probably still thinks crypto is just internet coins that do nothing

>> No.20407597

>>20407552
Neither. She'll be impressed by Chad even if he's not rich

>> No.20407600

>>20407552
Crypto sounds cooler

>> No.20407601

>I have 6 millions in Chainlink

>> No.20407621

I really have to handle the source.

>> No.20407655

>>20407552
>"I have a 100k watch and a 200k car"
if you want the gold digger experience...

>> No.20407657

Girls like guys who like expensive, depreciating, assets.

>> No.20407675

>>20407552
stockerino

>> No.20407699

>>20407552
>"I have 6 bullets in this $89 Taurus revolver I got from a pawn shop. Now undress, bitch."

>> No.20407745

It doesn't matter since women are retarded. Just tell them what they should like and you're all set.

>> No.20407786

>>20407597
This.

>> No.20407857

>>20407552
goddamn theyre so pretty
I feel powerless around beautiful women I just want to get on my knees and submit to them
they could control me like a puppet I hope they never realize my weakness

>> No.20407865

>>20407552
are these girls hapas? i have a thing for hapa girls

>> No.20407876

Crypto, because if you are dumb enough to spend money on crypto, you are dumb enough to spend money on her.

>> No.20407878

>>20407857
That's why you'll never get laid.

>> No.20407883

>>20407552
>telling women how much money you have invested
You are absolutely retarded

>> No.20407888

>>20407857
When you hit about 30 or so you'll stop giving a fuck and speaking out as your testosterone levels fall, along with your respect for women

>> No.20407901

>>20407883
Why is that?

>> No.20407904

girl only care about how much money you will spend on them.

>> No.20407939

>>20407552
Wauuuuuza these girls are begging for the BBC

>> No.20407950

>>20407939
Hello Chang, what does your insectoid portfolio look like?

>> No.20407979 [DELETED] 

>>20407904
This. Stocks and crypto means nothing if they can't spend it

>> No.20408004

>>20407595
she is right though

>> No.20408026
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20408026

>>20407657
Like her?

>> No.20408037

>>20407597
And if you're a chink or pajeet in a white country, you might as well kys.

>> No.20408044

>>20407888
Trips of truth except I’m in my early twenties and the only times I’ve gotten laid are when my respect for them was at an ATL

>> No.20408052

>>20407552
>I have partial ownership of companies.
>I spent money on internet beenie babies.
What do you think OP?

>> No.20408108

>>20408052
>I own outdated boomer financial assets that I can't talk about without putting everyone to sleep
>I am highly invested in a developing and exciting tech market that will revolutionize the world and I make high risk high reward financial maneuvers that outperform decades of stock market in less than one week

>> No.20408121
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20408121

>>20407552
I think the right guy is hotter but the left might be better at fucking. Who are they again, I need to simp this LINKIE gains.

>> No.20408140

>>20408121
Left one is hotter, he doesn't need to show as much of his body to entice the same sexual response inside my PP

>> No.20408144

>>20408140
Yeah I can see where you're coming from but I like the right one's face better.

>> No.20408154

>>20407901
Because it's none of their fucking business. Don't even tell your friends how much money you have invested

>> No.20408161

>>20407552
Do girls really want to be impressed? I thought they'd be too intimidated to sleep with me

>> No.20408195

>>20407552
Strip them down and have a pleasant afternoon.

>> No.20408227

>>20408154
But what about flaunting your wealth to gain the interest of gold diggers and then pumping and dumping them right before they think things will start to become serious between you two?
>>20408161
Probably because you look like the hunchback

>> No.20408267

>>20408195
How do I strip those two godesses down without having the cops called on me?

>> No.20408283

>>20408227
You can do that without revealing how much money you have. Dress nice and go to a nice club or something. Be more subtle about it

>> No.20408319

>>20407552
300000 in shoes, dresses and make up

>>20407595
They don't

>> No.20408343

>>20407552
>which one will impress girls more?
I have a 9 incher.
...
But when it comes to money, the best call is "my dad has given me X in cash".
A man who has worked for his money has a harder time spending it on whores who are obviously not worth it.
Bitches prefer daddy's boys.

>> No.20408361

Who gives a fuck? She exists to puke on your cock, why would you care how she feels?

>> No.20408365

>want to coom
>hop on /biz/ for good quality thots
>nothing

>start working out
>browse /biz/ during recovery time
>highest grade thots show up

every single time
you fuckers

>> No.20408381

>>20407552
she cant spend either of those. now if you show her your black card then her lips will open and her clothes will disappear.

>> No.20408410

>>20407657
>Girls like guys who like expensive, depreciating, assets.

this lmao

>> No.20408419

>>20407888
supplement test and continue to not respect women

>> No.20408439

>>20408283
>Be more subtle about it
I see where you're coming from, but I suppose a Rolex and a Lambo will work just as great.

>> No.20408967

>>20407552
>300000$
>Impressive

If your target is Lateesha Brown, maybe

>> No.20409012

>>20407552
Those are men....

>> No.20409130

>>20407590
how do i let tinder whores know that i have a big dick, without spooking them out?

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20409167

Trick question: women love shiny things the most.

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20409518

>>20407655
>200k car

>> No.20409520

>>20407552
>caring what women think
ngmi

>> No.20409674

>>20408108
>Bet red on roulette table. Comes out red.
>OMG guys, I just beat the S&P500 in less than 5 minutes!
Brainlet level finance.

>> No.20409736

>>20407552
>Ay yo I gotta 10" dick
TyroneCoin everytime

>> No.20409783

>>20409674
>being this autistic
oh ho ho ho ho ho bwa hahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.20409899

Stocks obviously. They won't understand either but at least the stock market has Chad associations with suits money and social status.. Basically stuff from movies etc

Crypto sounds autistic af. I'd never tell a girl this.. Even though I'm into crypto myself.

I'd probably say I'm a trader or investor or something. At the end of the day they don't care as long as you're perceived as high value in society and can offer them security and excitement. So /biz/ is fucked either way

>> No.20409956

one of them likes crypto the other one likes stocks

>> No.20409999

>>20408026
Underrated

>> No.20410029

>>20408267
Join the police

>> No.20410046

3000000 in stocks gets a pretty good capital gain (women don't care) but pays you a couple of hundred grand so you can buy her nice shit (women love this)
3000000 in crypto gets you audited when the bitch you told you had 3000000 in crypto to gets sick of watching movies in your mom's basement and tells the IRS after she dumps you

>> No.20410074

>>20407552
i unironically have zero interest in women that look like this. They look like fucking dolls. I will take an average looking normal woman over this all day long. Also never reveal your stack to women.

>> No.20410075

>>20407552
Whichever one will make them more money.

>> No.20410119

>>20407595
300,000 sticks = huge faggot

>> No.20410139
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20410139

>>20407552
Not telling them at all. A decent car, a nice Apartment, some nice clothes and a wallet with a few hundred/ thousand dollars in it. And most girls won't be able to tell you apart from someone with millions in the bank. It's only when comparing you with people with 100's of million's+ that they would even know.

Girls like to play the guessing game. Also get a big cock.

>> No.20410143

>>20407552
A 300000 car

>> No.20410171

>>20407552
Neither, because wealth in stocks or crypto is wealth that she can't readily leech off you. She wants all your wealth in liquid dollars so she can make you spend it on her.

>> No.20410316

>>20409999
> <3
Nice quads

>> No.20410609

>>20407621
@fairyanaaa on Instagram is one of them

>> No.20410765

Life really isn't fair. How can some girls be this pretty. I never see girls like this in real life. Even if I did I probably wouldn't know what to say. Maybe I can have a daughter that looks as good

>> No.20411794

>>20407950
White incel cope

>> No.20411926

they dont care which, most will stop listening after "I have $300000..."

>> No.20412005

>>20407595
>thinks crypto is just internet coins that do nothing
She's not wrong then

>> No.20412020

>>20407552
These two are really hot. Succubus tier.

>> No.20412069
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20412069

>>20407552
whichever girl does anal

>> No.20412109

>>20407745
unironically this

>> No.20412130

>>20407552
The correct answer is: Who gives a shit?

>> No.20412135

>>20407584
This. You can't buy her shit with stonks and having 300k invested doesn't get (non-jewish) ladies moist

>> No.20412873

>open up their instagram
>blacklivesmatter in description
>close tab
Why do women always do this?

>> No.20412899

>>20407552
Gold, specifically physical gold. It’s like a magic pussy opener

>> No.20412953

>>20407857
Do you think being pathetic turns them on?

>> No.20412955

>>20407552
anyone know who they are?

>> No.20413017

>>20407597
This. If you didnt get pussy in highschool/college you are never getting any

>> No.20413163

>>20410765
You have to marry an asian woman then. Only hapa girls can reach this level.

>> No.20413211

>>20407699
Kek

>> No.20413217

>>20407552
$300000 in beanie babies

>> No.20413254

>>20407552
Stocks if she's dumb.

>> No.20413789

>>20412955
https://www.picuki.com/profile/fairyalexx

>> No.20413823

>>20409130
A picture of you doing a pull up wearing tight athletic shirts with lighting that outlines your bulge.

>> No.20413832

>>20413163
the girls in op are apparently some black/hispanic mix with tons of makeup and photoshop

source: spent afternoon cooming to the sluts and browsing roastie drama about them in the process. fuck you OP

>> No.20413872

>>20407657
>Girls like guys who like expensive, depreciating, assets.
actually true

>> No.20413874

>>20407552
>>I have 25000 Bitcoin
>>wow how much is that in usd
>>come on ill show you. Ill also send you some so you can play around with it

>> No.20413878

>>20413832
I was trying to figure out what mix they were. I don’t see any black in them though. I see some sort of Asian hybrid.

Kinda hard to tell when they wear a FUCK TON of makeup.

>> No.20414020

>>20412020
>>20412955
>>20413163
God damn, kys quick, or jerk off. These girls(male) are a dime a dozen

>> No.20414221

>>20413878
>>20413832
They're actually something like 10% Asian but they really try to over examplify that fact with tons of Photoshop and what not to make themselves look more Asian

>> No.20414452

>>20407552
>only 6 digits

Neither

>> No.20414477

>>20407655
>>20407655
>>20407655
>>20407655
this

nobody cares about gay ass old people "investments", do you have a lambo? Do you have a rolex? Do you have a luxury apartment? NO? Then fuck you

>> No.20414504
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20414504

>>20407552
The car. Chicks love the car.

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>>20407597
She'll fuck Chad for his genes then use your money to raise Chad's kid.

>> No.20414568

>>20409899
Very true.

>Stocks
WOLF OF WALLSTREET I LOVED THAT MOVIE

>Crypto

Ugh, sounds creepy, neckbeard, get away from me.

>> No.20414596

>>20410074
you are coping beta because you know these hot women would never choose you so you basically sour grape all over the place pretending you "don't like them" to save your ego

Pathetic really

>> No.20414645

>>20407552
crypto sounds more "dangerous" so I think she'd be more impressed with that

>> No.20414689

>>20408026
BASED

>> No.20414701

>>20408026
the irony is pretty hilarious

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>>20414645
Pic related is how a girl sees you when you start talking about crypto.

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>>20407552
>be me
>go on a date with a girl for the first time
>pretty cute
>8/10, blonde, small tits but seems pretty intelligent
>night is going pretty well, somehow start talking about money
>both say jobs, salary, rent
>i start talking about my interest in the stock market
>she sorta leans in to me
>she playfully whispers to me ''so how much money do you have in your bank account like.. right now?''
>i stutter to her its mostly tied up in index funds and crypto nonsense
>she sorts laughs and backs up

I wish this wasn't a true story.

>> No.20416774

>>20416679
Brah, your mistake was talking about anything more than your job.

NEVER bring up your investments until after your married.

>> No.20416852

>>20416774
Nah, it's okay, he shorted a dumb bitch who doesn't understand how to not be a wagecuck shabbos goy forever.

>> No.20416977

>>20416774
i guess, i always just wondered if i had everything liquidated in to fiat if her reaction would have been any different.

might be because im autistic as fuck

>> No.20417115

>>20407584
This and being fit

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>>20407552
this can not compensate your little dick

>> No.20417799

>>20414645
no, it sounds faggotry.

It doesn't sound dangerous.

Nothing to do with computers sounds "dangerous" and "hot".

You know what'd be hot to women -Danger as in dealing with drug cartels and illegal arms trade. That would make pussy wet since there is actual risk of male violence, not some pale faggot skinny arms clicking away on mechanical keyboard

>> No.20417935

>>20407552
Expensive car, expensive cloths, expensive everything. Women only respond to appearances. Even if you are poor. Dressing up and pretending to be rich like niggers do will attract the vile female creature

>> No.20418191

Every time I look at girls on the internet/social media I become infuriated by the thought of having equal political rights as organic sex zombies.