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>> No.20379864

>>20379838
Shit the fuck up you piece of dog shit. Get a fucking job

>> No.20379886

>>20379864
His job is being rich

>> No.20379903

>>20379838
I fucked up bros. I have an ok LINK stack but with the amount of money I put in crypto I should have had over 150k. I should have had a million plus on paper right now, and I’m nowhere near it. Fuck all those shitcoins and BTC and ETH. I should have gone all in. I’ll probably never live it down.

>> No.20379911

>>20379838
I'm feeling it already.

if you were here in October you'd know that edging is a cornerstone of the SmartContract.com company. There is no hype, only energy spent towards working on the product. In fact edging was what Sergey focused on for his Philosophy degree. This explains why partnerships are being kept secret and the suddenness of the inevitable singularity. When the singularity happens, be sure to open the Citizen app if you live in the SF bay area and look for an incident titled "office building flooded with semen" as Sergey et al will no longer be able to contain themselves. Sergey will blow the biggest load though as he's expressed a greater propensity of a hard on for decentralization. In fact in his interviews the first word Sergey says to candidates is "decentralization." No sentences or words around it. He looks intensely at their crotch, and if the candidate doesn't get wet or hard in 30 seconds the candidate is rejected.
With this information the reasoning is clear: a significant partnership has been secured, and the smartcontract team has been vigorously doing laundry or buying new underwear. This isn't sustainable however because the massive volume of pre cum will ruin the dry cleaning machines. It's only a matter of time until the laundromats find out whats going on. Hence it is a race against ejaculation, and a rigorous mental battle to keep their enthusiasm in check.

>> No.20379914

>>20379864
SEETHING NOLINKER

>> No.20379941
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20379941

>>20379838
FUCK OFF GREG. BSV IS THE REAL BITCOIN IS WILL ALWAYS BE #1

>> No.20379967

>>20379864
Craig is not satoshi.
You wasted your money on a fraud and a hack.
Get over it.

>> No.20379988

>>20379864
>>20379941
lol BSVTards are coping so hard
they cant even flip BCH
and here comes stinklink about to rek their little shitcoin
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.20380016
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20380016

Everything is a shitcoin except BSV lmao. Imagine holding this.

Here’s the funny this. 99% of you WILL NOT MAKE IT. 99% of you WILL NOT SELL. That’s the best fucking part. Fucking bought 30k of this shit at 50 cents and just sold it all. Putting 50% of it into BSV and the other 50% cashing out.

Feels good to actually make REAL GAINS instead of PAPER GAINS. Keep holding like the little idiots you are. Muh “never selling” until it crashes just like you didn’t sell btc when I told you it’s going to crash at 17k.

Have fun holding worthless bags of a shitcoin that’ll be absolutely annihilated by Craig’s patents. See you at 10k for BSV.

Muh “Craig is a scam”. Yeah he’s such a scam that the “real satoshi” can’t even come out and say it’s not Craig like he did the last time someone was thought to be Satoshi (google Dorian Nakamoto). His keys are unlocked 2020 and BSV still made the highest gains since last month (5x, more than everything in the market despite being high market cap).

>> No.20380043

>>20379864
Craig cried in court

>> No.20380069

>>20379911

>edging is a cornerstone of the SmartContract.com company.

It all makes sense to me now

>> No.20380090

>>20379864
ahahahah you best buy link before you kill yourself, retard

>> No.20380104

>>20380016
absolute gigacope

>> No.20380107

>>20380043
But was it ironically or unironically crying?

>>20379914
I am a no linker, but watching BSV going below it would make me happy like you would not believe

>> No.20380122

>>20380016
imagine being this butthurt kek

>> No.20380153

>>20379838
u will regret posting this...

>> No.20380156

>>20379864
HAHAHAHAHA
Oh man indians are hilarious

>> No.20380180

>>20380016
Craig is that you?

>> No.20380183

BSVirgins panicking hard now. If a Nazi incel coin overtakes their coin its over.

>> No.20380218

>>20379903
Dont feel bad i sold over 340k late 2017 and never back in

>> No.20380229

>>20379864
The boomer says to get up with the rising sun
The neet says pee pee poo poo I don't work for crumbs

>> No.20380247

>>20380218
holy fuck kys

>> No.20380306

top 10-20 coins have been shit for years. Time for a change but that involves a crash

>> No.20380357

>>20379838
especially because we all know who satoshi actually is
god this is poetic

>> No.20380435

got to love watching the battle of the shitcoins

>> No.20380484

>>20379864
Calm down Craig, you could not have expected your scam to actually supplant btc could you?

>> No.20380507
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20380507

>>20379838
Never, ever

>> No.20380540

>>20380357
SN

>> No.20380601

>>20380016
I'm not sure if this is fud or shilling anymore. Too many layers of irony. Lines have become blurred. We are the meme.