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first for poontang

Anime feet
TQQQ

How many years until TSLA becomes the new BRK.A?

After we land on Mars?

Um EVRI chads wtf?

Anon? Pick up the phone. It's Elon. We're going to go get some spicy tendies at Wendy's.

LAST 4 MONTHS HAVE BEEN A BULL TRAP

>mfw trying to buy fucking calls

Am I going to lose all my money?

I'm gonna fucking kill myself

really

I’m considering just putting my life savings into tqqq at this point

NEED TO BREED

>>20320054

pls gib all assets

Where are my TQQQamaniacs at?

https://twitter.com/Workhorse_Group/status/1282688260691697665
https://www.americanbankingnews.com/2020/07/13/traders-buy-large-volume-of-call-options-on-workhorse-group-nasdaqwkhs.html

Mommy, I love you.

So EVRI status is dump and we’re moving elsewhere right ?

>>20320051
You do realize there's no way the price will drop until something drastic happens in the market?

For every dip there is in Tesla and 1 person taking profit, there's at least 10 new investors hungry to pick up those contracts for a "discount."

Buy some fucking calls and join the club.

First for what the fuck is going on with SOLO today? I thought we were going on a moon mission

>>20320059
her hair looks so soft

>>20320061

Everyone buying calls here I am just buying regular stock

>>20320044
Evri cloud has a silver lining anon

TESLACONNECT WILL SAVE OUR PORTFOLIOS BUY BUY BUY

>>20320072
gettin more at 6.5

>>20320044
I took profit so I won't complain. Sure it don't hit $10, but I made 14% gains in a weekend so I'm happy.

>>20320062
am i really gonna have to buy back in to the horse

>>20320043
AMZN is already BRK

>>20320070
based ARK mommy poster

USO, yes or no?

thank you /smg/ for shilling TSM to me when it was still $56

TEAM
SEMICONDUCTOR
MID

>>20320086
Don't worry. I don't understand calls either but I'm still mooning.

FUCK IM TOO MUCH OF A POORFAG TO AFFORD A TSLA CALL UNLESS I SELL EVERYTHING AND GO ALL IN AND EVEN THEN I WILL ONLY GET 1 CONTRACT AT THE FARTHEST STRIKE WITH THE SHORTEST EXPIRY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>RSI 190
>Technical analysis is still a buy
Get the fuck in here retards, Tesla RSI was crabbing above 70 the entire last week and we're STILL going up. S&P 500 inclusion being priced in as we speak.

Institutions scrambling to buy cheap shares before the short squeeze pumps it up even more. You think ETFs will rebalance at September 2020 prices? No way. They're buying RIGHT NOW.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>20320105
That was fast. I'm still expecting $8 before eow so I'm going to hold long enough to find out

has anyone checked in on bobo? is he okay?

>be foreigner
>buy American stocks
>American stocks go up & Dollar goes up
>multiplying effect
>Dollar goes down & American stocks go up
>fucking hedged!
>American stocks go down
>implying

>>20320148
if you don't believe in meme magic then fuck off
do it now or stay poor

>>20320047
AHHHHH I ONLY HAVE 4 GRAND I JUST WANT TO PRINT MONEY WITH ELON FUCKKK

AEYE trusted by Samsung and Uber moon mission confirm already breaking ATH

BULL THEME SONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLdvpFIPReA

Why are you guys holding in a slot machine and casino manufacturing company?

haha

green line go up

>>20320154
>Tesla's Biggest Threat - Elon Musk?
hilarious

>>20320164
Sitting comfy in financials and treasuries thanks. This euphoria enviroment is absolutely insane, enjoy it while it lasts bullbro

Sold all my TSM and AMD for a hefty profit and put it all into more MSFT and NVDIA. Stocks are so fucking easy

getting bored with evri and wimi what else should i play for this week

>>20320193
Because the memes demanded it

ME LIKEY MARKET
ME SMART INVEST MAN
ME BUY TESLA NUMBER GO UP WOOOO

>>20320164
Bobo actually thought we were gonna test the march lows. Absolutely delusional.

>>20320054
Hodl it will correct itself in time

>>20320216
Fucking kek

>>20320193
Its largely undervalued until $8 and this unnatural market pumps things quickly

Woo!

IMAGINE being a bear right now

>>20320207
>he sold TSM
do we tell him bros ?

Elon is breeding catgirls as we speak. Get in here lads.

TSM EARNINGS SOON.
Expected to report up 78.05% from prior year


JUNE REPORT:
Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company (TSMC) TPE:2330,NYSE:TSM shows no signs of having its business impacted by Covid-19, as the company reported Friday that its month-on-month revenue and on-year revenue had increased by double-digits.

TSMC said that revenues for June 2020 came in at approximately $4 billion ($120.88 billion NTD), an increase of 28.8% from May 2020 and an increase of 40.8% from June 2019. Revenues for the company's first-half period, from January through June 2020, came in at $21 billion (NT$621.30 billion), or an increase of 35.2% compared to the same time in January 2019.

HISTORICAL DATA ON TSM EARNINGS, PIC RELATED

>>20320164
He is going to have to buy workhorse to cover those shorts. Delicious justice.

>>20320207
you know i'd call you a retard for selling TSM but that's honestly not a bad move. Upside potential is smaller with TSM since they only produce chips. I'm also considering taking profits on (half) my TSM and putting it into MSFT, not that I have any hope for Xbox doing well, rather just the rest of the company.

>>20320077
How many days to expiration?

>>20320212
lonely mommy gf's

>>20320202
BREAKING NEWS ELON MUSK CALLS SEC:
"GLOWING CIA NIGGERS I'M TAKING TESLA PRIVATE AT 5000"

>>20320003

>>20320077
>For every dip there is in Tesla and 1 person taking profit, there's at least 10 new investors hungry to pick up those contracts for a "discount."

Hey I remember you from Dec 2017 in Bitcoin

Still no interest in SOLO huh? Fucking bizarre

>>20320249
They are a manufacturing company. NVDIA is a better play

>>20320054
What the fuck did you buy? Everything in the S&P 500 is mooning right now.

>>20320255
i think my $70 calls are going to fucking print. i got them for cheap too

EVRI means elf feet

Can some big brain explain the ‘gamma’ ramp that’s being used to pump Tesla stock please

imagine unironically shorting america lmao why are bears like this?

>>20320085
TQQQ POWER

>>20320294
Nobody has the money to buy a car right now, dude.

NIO EOD?

I still remember when Musk caught absolute shit for saying that he had secured funding to take Telsa private at a whopping $420, and people thought that price was outrageous

>>20320291
Hello! Welcome. Get out before the bubble pops. The .com bubble lasted 5 years. Bitcoin bubble lasted how long? Who knows how long this Tesla bubble will last.

Wishing you all a good day

>>20320310
this is the power of institutional tendies farming

SPAQ

>>20320164
Just doing my regular swings then and was expecting a dip at open but Jerome had to fucking pump non-stop

>>20320309
anon you're going to make me want to coom when i need to be watching lines go up

Is everi gonna pump or did I get scammed?

When do PSTH.U shares start trading? Gonna go all in on that shit if I can get in early

Keep going Nokia!

>>20320301
Defense sector is tanking, look at BA/RTX/LMT so he's probably in there

>>20320318
But they have money for houses. SOLO cars are just fucking dogshit looking.

>>20320309
want it to dip to 6.5 a few more times...

>>20320352
why do people like feet? Are they sexy to you? Is it like seeing a girls ass or pussy?

>>20320294
fuck off with your faggot cuckmobile you deserve these losses wojack

>>20320249
Ive been shilling TSM since June but Im also going to take profits after earnings. ill buy back in after the usual correction. It's not going to moon like other tech shit because their margins are still tighter and people are racist against the Taiwan label.
TSM is not a meme stock.

>>20320366
>baby gains for the Vanguard boomer

>thinking of buying calls and covering the calls

Am I buying a faggot or should I just retard only call?

>>20320070
I would eat her pussy and call her mommy

>>20320003
Media are such cocksuckers it’s unbelievable. I know the stock market is not necessarily representative of the economy but what is happening in the NASDAQ is absolutely insane and unprecedented for a broad market to go up 10% in only a week.

At least give Trump SOME credit for helping to create the environment where this could happen. I mean I’m sorry for whining where nobody will read this.

>He's still playing EVRI and SOLO instead of TSLA, AMZN, AAPL
Stop being a hipster anon. Come get dinner with the rest of us.

>>20320378
sometimes it is. feet can be hotter than ass bro, especially anime feet

>>20320378
Some people have brain damage where the receptors are linked to the feet part of their brain so they confuse feet for tiddy basically.

>>20320362
Probably got scammed as usual

>>20320364
Not sure. I'm keeping an eye out too though.

The only company that reported earnings today is fucking PepsiCo. Once the airlines and banks take the stage tomorrow it begins.

>>20320418
there was already a DJT thread 4 hours ago
wake up early on mondays to see them

>>20320332
At least this bubble won't crash the whole fucking market. It's not a Tesla bubble it's an entire sector of EVs that's going to pop Tesla will survive but it's going to be worth a quarter of what it is now and alot of hoodies and newbies are going to get their first taste of big losses

Is anyone else holding $CORE & $SIEGY? What's the moves?

>>20320466
what is this creature that i've been seeing recently?

>>20320362
What was your buy in?

Guys im up huge right now, do you think this rally is going to ride all week or should i sell into the close?

>>20320466
Christ i fucking hope so. I’ve lost so much money trying to time the top goddamn this fucking clown market

>>20320419
EVRI will be fine and the volume on SOLO is slowly creeping up while it struggles to go under $4

all in on AAL wish me luck

>>20320492
$5.80

Buy walmart calls !

>>20320502
Sell near market close. I can only imagine what Friday will be like.

why is the stock market never stop going up?

check em

r8 my strat:
>buy 3x bull tech etfs
>hold till earnings
yes no?

Get in here my fellow chad ROKU hodlers. How high is this shit going to go? Everyone's talking about EV shit but this sexy little television stick has gone up like 60% in a week. Is it going to burst like a bubble again or is this one a long?

Investing matches my favorite rifle caliber. Thought I’d share

let today be a lesson to all of you who doubted. don't bet against the CHADAQ and don't you ever bet against AMERICA again.

>>20320486
Black swan stalking its prey

>>20320466
i've heard earnings are much better than expected

Hey guys. I've got 10k sitting in a brokerage account that I'm willing to play the market with. What should I buy? Don't say TSLA. I already know about TSLA.

>>20320524
Then no. You're having nearly a 10% day what more do you want

I finally sold my wkhs for massive gains. What's a good buy right now?

>>20320544
>buy 3x bull tech etfs
>hold forever
FTFY

>>20320572
AAPL puts

>>20320486
It's a black swan, like when the bull represent uptrends and bears downtrends, the swan represents that everything and everyone it's fucked basically.

>>20320543
witnessed

what are the tech Q2 earnings going to do?

>>20320576
$17 target didn't seem like such a long bet.

>>20320576
I’m not that guy I just wanted to brag :(

>>20320580
looks like a good time to get in to WKHS

Out performing my retirement accounts. I should of started investing years ago.
I knew those Fund managers where scammers.

stop selling evri you retards. it'll be 8+ eow

>>20320580
WKHS

>>20320526
ive been shilling WMT for weeks look at this play

>>20320521
what the fuck anon? Why not DAL or LUV?
did you just pick the hardest hit airliner thinking it would have the highest upside based on that??
ANON. LOOK AT THE FUCKING DEBTS FIRST YOU RETARD. RETHINK YOUR DECISION NOW

>>20320561
Based real fuckin nato poster

Bought some LIACF. Hoping for a moon mission... Or I just bought an ATH again.

>>20320610
It'll be $4 EOW, wake up.

>>20320572
TSM

>>20320604
It's not, this is monday

>>20320580
SOLO maybe. Someone post DHL car.

>>20320597
profit taking time no matter how great the earnings are. Look at the recent rally and tell me it's not already priced in

>>20320569
That's bearish

>>20320604
Do people not understand how analyst targets work genuinely? That's the price for 12 months

>>20320543
Fn checked

>>20320638
STOP KILLING MY GAINS

Don't tell me we're going to end up with +3% on NASDAQ at ATH

>>20320644

where did you buy in cocksucka

>>20320580
Unironically Workhorse. This EV run isn't going to pop yet.

>>20320047
When did you buy this?

>>20320664
7.26

>>20320537
whats happening on Friday?

>>20320418
Dude I made my peace with that when they gave Obama credit for turning the economy around after the last crash even though it was due for a bounce back and was headed there anyway but fine fair enough, then called it Obama's economy up until coronavirus crashed it in March then and only then after hitting ATH sinxe Trump's first day in office was it Trump's economy, I don't want to talk politics too much here but it was so unbelievably blatant and everyone of my right leaning friends called it months before it happened (that as soon as the market downturns it will then be Trump's economy according to the media)

>>20320572
25% into microsoft/apple/ take your pic of a decent tech company
25% into TSM because they are amazing as a semiconductor manufacturer
0-25% into a corona recovery speculative play
and/or 25%-50% into boring non-leveraged ETFs

optional: 10% set aside for gambling into meme stocks if you have a gambling addiction you need to sate

YAAAMMEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOO

>>20320607
>>20320615
>>20320665
Are you guys serious it's been crabbing down for almost 2 weeks

>>20320686
Earnings calls for Q2 for a bunch of sectors.

OH NONONONONO TSM BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY ITS ALL PRICED IN NOW ITS DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>20320649
wouldnt this rally being priced in mean that profit taking ISNT going to occur?

>WKHS
wtf was that

>>20320646
Yeah goddamn please buy SOLO I'm dying over here

>>20320694
Heh.

>>20320684

6.8 over here.
How heavy are those bags ? We need to shill this shit on stockwits

everything i own is green :)

>>20320646
Buy now while it’s cheap.

>>20320699
yeah and it's up .50 since you sold it mong

I have purchased the palladium. Got stopped out if Fafetch luxury fashion for fags stock about an hour ago. Suddenly available funds. Palladium had big volume spike, pull back on less volume, good enough i'm in. I went with PALL etf for this trade. Now i'm going back to bed.
>>20320543
Nice.

Already feeling my evri bags

>>20320729
I'll hold for the week if need be. If I lose a few thousand I'll move on to the next one. I don't win every time.

>>20320720
Cheapest it’s going to be all week lads. They are selling them to enterprise as cheap rentals.

>>20320657
Of course I know how price targets work.
Analysts publicize a price target so that people who hear it internalize it, thereby using whatever latent psychic potential they have to manifest it.
It's all a scheme to get the public to use their abilities to affect the market.

>>20320761
just shill people to buy it on the dip

BROS HOLD ON SPX IS ABOUT TO TEST THE HIGH WE MADE ON JUNE 8TH IF IT BREAKS THROUGH WE'RE GOLDEN

>>20320572
T, KO, IP
Divvies from those along would give you some fun play with and grow that 10k at very little risk. Put at least 8k in bluechips and gamble the rest on Taiwan semiconductor companies and such

>>20320735
What exactly is dhl going to deliver in that tricycle?

>>20320729
7.0 wish I bought more sava its only Monday

>>20320768
That's the first I've heard about anything having to do with Enterprise. Any source on that?

The more you sell LCI, the more I buy.

>>20320196
>account value $1.00
>buy 4 shares of a penny stock at $0.25
>shares go up to $0.35
>account value $1.40
>guys look at this big line while I hide account value

>>20320431
This. Footfags have literal brain damage. Unironically.

So rich people bought tech stocks and now techs stock went up a lot. What is their next move?

>>20320807
at least he made money and didn't lose it.

>>20320825
Vote for biden.

>>20320825
their next move is to buy into evri at the dip

We pumped so hard even oil recovered, holy shit.

Would it be so fucking bad to had simply left the market to have a healthy pullback today? Stop fucking pumping, Jesus Christ.

Just liquidated my SPY position.
Going fully all in.
Waiting for that one dip today to $1715 so I can load up on more 7/24 TSLA $2000c.
Let's go!

>Down has to be up +450 points before I turn green for the day

Jesus fuck do I just suck at picking stocks or what? I regret not just putting all my money into TQQQ when I was eyeing it @ 80

>>20320710
Fake news

>>20320841
Is there a biden stock?

Glad I only bought one evri otherwise I’d be losing a lot more.
Just another reminder to not listen to you KIKES ever again

Evri Bros what the fuck?

This DSL meme just screams retarded pajeet PnD shilling. Why would DSL deliver in tiny cuck cars? How often do you personally even get DSL deliveries?

>>20320825
Now they sell them before earning and buy back after earnings

>>20320789
My guess is documents and other shit that fits in an envelope and that doesn't make a ton of sense to take in a sprinter van

>>20320621
I invested in spirit at the dip thinking I use them and they will recover, I'm 50/50 on whether I'll have to cut my losses before they file bankruptcy or if I should hodl but I for sure made a bad call there

>>20320881
>ESALF

>>20320888
dont fucking sell

>>20320856
awww look at little babby sitting on a cash position in a historic bull run

Shill me some meme stocks so I can end up in the poorhouse.

MSFT GOOOOOOoO

>>20320891
The fuck do dick sucking lips have to do with anything faggot?

>>20320913
>cash
No, I was swing trading. Would have been up quite a bit at open if it weren't for the bullshit fed pump.

bought evri at 6.57 zero fucks given

>>20320551
I am looking to sell ROKU soon. Holding 100 shares drives me crazy.

>EVRI
what the fuck bros

>>20320926
evri is on the dip

>>20320928
fat chink dsl ya feel

EVRI better be 8 EOD kek

>>20320949
wheres the bottom

Bought my first call with evri to buy at 5
This is gonna be good if you actually look at it

this guy right now, reveal yourself

>>20320935
awww look at little babby thinking he can time the market down to the hour get btfo by his own hubris while he loses money to taxation

>HBM is rising, is at 3.50 right now
>Going to 6.25 a share in November

Maybe consider picking up Hudbay Minerals?

Comfy 1.4% gains in my IRA lads

>>20320881
RGR and SWBI
Democrats always drive gun sales up.

buy OSS

>>20320979
Keep projecting loser, I'm still up 80% MTD.

>>20320973
you can probably wait and feel it out. it pumps pre market everyday at about 9est like clockwork

what's the meme with EVRI? Is it actually worth anything or just a PnD

>>20320984
May want to wait for a Dip though.

>>20320987
How does one get an IRA?

>>20320703
Im all in on Big Tech, do you think I should hold or are we talking a globo dip?

>>20320049
Yes

>>20321010
its just a dump, apparently

>>20320935
>>20320856
>healthy pullback
stocks going to their fair value would cause 3 billion people to perish globally, we are waiting until the boomers die comfy in their summer homes before that happens

>>20321010
Boomer analyst set a buy rating with a price target of $17

>>20321003
oooooh noooooooo looks like my 173% MTD got btfo by a "highly skilled" swing trader

>>20320735
Dude who in their right fucking mind would ever buy half a car?
That's the ugliest and worst PR any company has ever done.

Is the delivery driver supposed to deliver one package at a time or some shit.
Seriously, if you're smart you'll bail the fuck out from your obvious PnD with whatever loses you have inquired and just move one.

>>20320003
ANY OTHER HORSE MARINES STILL HOLDING? so glad i didnt sell friday

>>20320253
He’s going to jail

So glad i stuck with NIO and did not buy EVRI

>>20321059
watchingthelines on ttv if you want to hang out with the horsebros

>>20321059
we're in the book stream because /smg/ is straight trash

I’m a real /biz/ness man

>>20321018
Depends on your country I guess. I just went to TDAmeritrade and signed up for one. If you're a US chad like myself, there's still a few more days to contribute into the 2019 roth IRA.

>>20321020
>Im all in on Big Tech

All my "normal" positions have been crabbing, they are uneasy about the economic recovery and seem to stutter daily with the news.
Meanwhile MSFT AMZN and all the tech are bulletproof, I expect any shitstorm on Friday to have little effect

>>20320768
You wouldn't caught me dead inside one of those things, whoever rents this things is going bankrupt

Get in loser we're going to the moon.

sold EVRI, now the dump is over. 8 dollars EOD. please give me (you)s as a thank you.

>>20320364
>>20320440
I'm also waiting on this. Hopefully everyone posts here as soon as any news breaks.

felt so slick today buying the EVRI "dip" at 6.55. fuck me

>>20321010

If you baghold for a few years once COVID fizzles out you'll be okay. The current bounce is a PnD

Puts on the mouse

>>20321100
All of /smg/ said this was a good buy except ONE GUY and then it tanked and everyone started to pretend they were the 1 guy, what a bunch of fucking clowns.

>>20321117
Thank you for your sacrifice anon.

What is Tesla's ceiling?

>>20321100
oof, EVRI shills explain yourself

>>20320977
Hello
I'm waiting to get 7/24 $2000c

Assuming the bubble continues Li Motors will probably be a surefire pump when the IPO is out.

>>20321088>>20321088
ttv?

im 80 cash here bros.... the dip will happen any day now......

>>20321124
Are you me?
I still feel like it could rebound though.

>>20321130
the mouse is a chinese company at this point short them into oblivion

>>20321148
12k

>>20321160
twitch

>>20321053
>>20321098
You guys do know that SOLO has more than one car, right? It already has over 40,000 orders for its two seater roadster

>>20321148
It already pumped 200 bucks today, tomorrow will pump another 2, perhaps before closing it'll pump another hundred

>>20321202
>that car
I kek'd

>>20321155
Been thinking the same - when is the IPO?

>>20321168
just admit you are a pussy, there has been plenty of dips since April/May to capitalize on

>>20321100
Alright I'm sorry I really thought this was a win.

I’m holding MCPHY, TQQQ, AMZN, and SPY (and 1 tsla for the meme). I’m up 3k today, passed the 100k portfolio, and am experiencing peak euphoria. Is this when I sell?

>>20321202
Any big enough for giving jamal and your wife's son a ride?

i have 7k extra that i wanna throw at a meme stock what’s the next potential moon

>>20321155
I am actually investigating when they're IPO, if they're smart they'll rush the papers, this shit is a fire sale

>>20321207
>It already pumped 200 bucks today
Congratulations to Elon, he must have sold another car.

If you don't know when to get in and out of TQQQ, you could do worse than following this guy's signal: https://xivinvestment.com/

>>20321261
TSLA calls, you retard
Stop buying random shit stocks like EVRI hoping for a 10x bagger

>>20321202
Big ass booty.

>>20320789
Lmao. Looks more like something theyre giving to their sales people to use but seems inefficient even for that eg..groups of salesman who could use a brand new toyota for a lower price.

>>20321276
Forgot pic for reference

>>20321261
$350 strike on FAT

EVRI bros, I'm sorry. I sold. Can't afford any more losses this month

What's he thinking RIGHT NOW?

Mid day TSLA dip is here. Time to grab those 7/24 calls!

>tesla doubters

I shilled DLPN on Friday in a separate thread but everyone seemed to ignore it. Who bought? Up 30%.

>>20320795
Management was already prepared and instantly had plan in action. the competitor already has heavy debt and LCI already has established relationships and the $15million will allow them to supply it for even cheaper potentially undercutting their "competitor"... remember.. they didn't lose drug.... just got a new competitor.. which is common in drug industry..

Should I go all in on UAVS or WIMI?

>>20321332
He's right, either this shit is being dumped into oblivion or it's a good time to buy.

>>20321324
>Update
2.1k in the hole. Holdin

Fucking evri, nice weekend start

>>20321324
Suffer.

>>20321272
Elon is on the business of moving humanity forward idiot, those meme cars are his toys and even that shit everybody is trying to copy.
Get in or fucked, Tesla will touch Mars by 2022 eta...

Buying TSLA today, when do I buy in

Hey anons, did you grab that TSLA $1720 dip? Premiums went down 11% and back up 11% in that short timeframe.

>>20321324
I did too and now I feel like a fucking idiot. Its going to print this week and I didnt trust myself and copped out for a hundred bucks. If I'd just stayed in wkhs I couldve saved myself more in sacrificed gains than if I'd bought something else

>evri back up to 6.25
yep, told you to buy on the 6 dollar dip

/Smg/ talking about TSLA has my sell finger itching.

Cryptocuck here, I wanted to get some insight into this and hear if you guys think this is retarded or not.

Why does everyone not invest in AMZN options? I ask because in the current climate, and future as a whole, it is the king of e-commerce. It's not hard to see amazon is the Microsoft of commerce, where they are too big to fail, as they are in everyones homes, bank accounts, and heads, rent free. Would it not be reasonable to put calls on it to be 3500 by lets say end of august if not sooner? With speculation of a second wave and everything closing again through out the US, why would this not be guaranteed?

Is it worth having both TQQQ and FNGU?

>>20321389
Before the high noon stretch 1800 before closing god wills it

>>20321421
/smg/ has been talking about TSLA for months

>>20321389
Right this moment. Daily dip is in and I love filling out 4-40 captchas for every post. Thank you hiroshima nagasaki.
>captcha malfunction no valid captcha
make that 8-80.

>>20320003
Is there any hope for Dutch shell to moon in before the election?

>>20321421
more for me to buy

>>20321276
Posting that here is not cool. You don't know what you're messing with. You just killed the signal. Loose lips sink ships.

>>20321418

Give it a week, it'll bleed back down to sub-5. There was no real catalyst for the bounce.

Where do I throw 1000 dollarinos?

>>20321429
well it's trading at 8% the gdp of the country, so limited upside

dont worry the whole nasdaq 100 bubble will pop, it will be worse than the corona scare

>>20321129
I didn't touch that shit

>>20321494
WKHS

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>>20321453
Are their any archives of Tesla being shilled when it was at 20

>>20321487
remember me in a few months when it hits 12+

>>20321354
buy high sell low right?
both

>>20321328
imagine being a smug bitch like this guy and getting BTFO by a meme car company

kek

>>20321429
its such an expensive stock, TSLA has short squeeze going for it but the very reasons you stated is why AMZN is so pricey, any investment is for long term and short term gains are hard to come by.

>he wrote off mvis as a penny stock pump and dump that would forever be sub 1$
>its racing towards 2$ now

>>20321421
My coworker who only knows of FAGMAN stock buying Tesla has my "buy" button itching. Don't fight the market flow, you're just going to get burned. /biz/ is full of autists who have no say in how the market goes - the normies do though. And trust me, normies are going to keep buying into Tesla. The only thing that will drive Tesla down is if it somehow reports negative earnings (which will still be drowned out by "oh that's not that bad for COVID performance") and even then it will probably still stay afloat from all the shorts & institutions buying in to rebalance according to S&P 500 inclusions (ETF rebalancing). Even if Tesla is fundamentally not a $2000 stock, the market conditions and "safe haven" mentality will drive Tesla to become a $2000 stock. I doubted myself the past few weeks but main street has a "Buy" rating on Tesla, so we should probably "Buy" as well.

The price only goes down when people sell. People buying "safe haven stocks" usually don't sell for years, if not ever and never.

>>20321149
Shill here
I bought at 5.80 and sold at 6.50. Sorry the rest of you are unhappy with 10% gains or were stupid and bought the top of a pump at open on a Monday.

>>20321487
No real catalyst for the dump either, it was higher in June.

UHHHH TESLAAAAAAA
YOURE SUPPOSED TO STAY ABOVE +14% TODAY
KEEP GOING UP TESLAAAAA

>>20321053
It's energy efficient and it has a trunk you can stack packages in, most people are getting small shit delivered not gargantuan shit like matresses and beds but shampoo bottles and books abd Amazon shit. This half a car weighs less and so saves energy making the fuel/power costs low. You don't like the look lf the car fine that's your opinion but for DHL it makes total business sense

>>20320003
> ZOOM p/e ratio around 1600
> TSLA p/e ratio around 370
> AAPL and FB around 30 or less

It doesn't seem to be a good idea to invest in TSLA when there are more reasonable priced options. but shit just keeps going higher, the FOMO is taking control

AEYE is dumping

>>20321552
dont get why people are unhappy with one day, fuck you day trading faggots who sell at any 5 cent dip

>>20320059
Her mouth says blah blah blah stocks but her eyes say Give. Me. That. Diiiiiccckkkkkk.

>>20321143
That's what happens twice a week every week here

>>20320100
Hey hey heyyy*voice cracks*yyyyy

>>20321202
>3d render
>almost as expensive as tesla

Even with tesla car battery risks the normies would likely buy a tesla. Id buy neither tho.

>>20321348
So when are you gonna post your portfolio. It only makes you look like you are trying to pump your heavy bags by always refusing. Dont give me that shit that you posted it last year. I never saw it and I'm fairly sure you didn't post it either.

>>20321202
So think about the leadership and their competence if they decided the cuckmobile was a better representation of their car to put front and center and not this. Why does it take some shitposter on a Cantonese cat cooking website to do their marketing for them?

>>20321537
Even through options? I'm a cryptocuck so maybe I'm not understanding options in stocks the same as crypto. If I'm not, please elaborate.
>>20321504
>Trading at 8% GDP of the country
True, but I'm also taking into account politics. Such as states extending 600 bonus bucks for unemployed, second stimulus rumored in august, etc. It's not far fetched to say amazon has seen the increase it has due to everyone basically being required to order things online. If that continues and everything is shut down again, the spending will continue, correct?

>>20321151
the pink wojaks when it comes back down 10%+ will be epic

>>20321508
>short float 30%

>wkhs volume tanked again randomly
Keep holding. The shakeout isnt over.