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>> No.20292814

I just want to make it bros. Please just let me make it with my amazon and tesla calls

>> No.20292824

>>20292787
First for EVRI

>> No.20292825

>>20292814
are you going to buy a big house when you make it

>> No.20292829
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>everybody is short for monday
That means we go up.

The market always follows the will of the minority to ensure money swaps hands from more to less.

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should i long coal just to spit in elons face

>> No.20292844

>>20292825
Nah I just need enough space to live and and passive income.

>> No.20292849

>>20292825
For you

>> No.20292853

>>20292814
>>20292825
You are going to declare bankruptcy when you make it.

>> No.20292854
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20292854

Wheres pennyfags

>> No.20292855

>>20292822
XAR and NOC for now
maybe some BA someday, who knows

>> No.20292859

Max price to buy EVRI?

>> No.20292864

Are banks kill next week?

:(

>> No.20292869
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20292869

Nth for fuck immigrants, pump and dump shills, and low quality line watchers.

>> No.20292873
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20292873

>dividends
>tankers
>oil stocks (instead of wti futures)
>shorting tesla
>buying boomer stocks
>failing to out perform SPY ytd or yearly

>> No.20292875

>>20292854
Penny stock general

>> No.20292878

TQQQ CHADS RISE UP

>> No.20292889
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>>20292829
>we go up
finally you get it, bobo
after "monday blood red" every single fucking week you finally get it.

>> No.20292892

Which is more likely to continue rising? Amazon or tesla?

>> No.20292891

>>20292859
$7.75 or it’s too late for nice gainz

>> No.20292895
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>>20292875
ptg is dead on weekends

>> No.20292896
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Where are my bobo's at?

>> No.20292927

>>20292859
Sub 7.25 bro

>> No.20292930
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>>20292854
stupid rat.

>> No.20292938
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>>20292896
right here
buy spy puts ASAP

>> No.20292946
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>>20292873
I was a fool, but now I see. Tech all the way

>> No.20292958

>>20292838
I lost a lot of money on coal stocks last year...

>>20292844
that isn't that hard to do
you could just get a job and guarantee it

>> No.20292969
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>>20292938
sure thing bud

>> No.20292970

>>20292958
I have a job, the whole point of this shit is to make the job redundant

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20292986

bill gates and elon musk are like the technological super villains of real life

bill gates getting the forced vaccination and microchip installed

or you cant work anymore

elon putting in the nueralink to control your brain

so you dont act out

>> No.20292987
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>>20292896
Short smallcaps, long semiconductors and diabetes.
I’m not sure if that on the same team, Bob.

>>20292930
Cute rat!

>> No.20292990

>>20292946
every time i see people here buying banks or other retarded shit instead of just SPY if they're going to be so fucking bad at it, i get a small aneurysm

>> No.20292992
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20292992

Get on ship before its too late.

>> No.20292997
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>>20290717
>t. jogger
Girls should look like they're 15 for as long as possible, which means petite figures. It's the ideal. Wide hips also sucks.

>> No.20293006

I am still on those gook whores the other anon was posting. I want to dump my white seed into into their yellow wombs. Fuck.

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>>20292838
Why do qt asian girls like to invest so much? Many of them have it as a hobby, it seems.

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>>20292997
>Wide hips also sucks.
That’s where you went off the rails.

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>>20293006
dont feel judged for assosiating with me

everyone can be friends with whoever they want

even losers!

>> No.20293026

>>20292992
>SHIP
it cant go any lower...

>> No.20293027
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>>20292986
Do you have anything to add except "haha millionaires bad" and a story how you got a handjob from an old chink you fucking embarassing mentally ill failure?

>> No.20293031

>>20292889
wait.. but does this mean we actually go down

>> No.20293052

>>20292990
Banks exist to enrich their managers not their shareholders. Imagine actually buying a bank stock. Jesus.

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>>20293031
I'll bet on crab until swan gang shows up.

>> No.20293056

Kek. people will be gang rushing to increase the internet data pipes into their homes thanks to the rise of streaming and video chats. If you think the industry will top out at merely 4k video your sadly mistaken. 8k and 16k won't be that far away. Why? Cause people won't be satisfied with just 65" inch displays anymore. Used to be that was "holy shit" impressive. Now 80+ inch are coming down in price. Soon you can forget about even having a TV. The whole wall of your living room will be the display cause sooner or later display sizes will hit a wall. (Increasing size means more fragile screens and mounting it comes impractical to boot). Then you got your other house bandwidth sucking devices taking over.

>> No.20293059

>>20293027
If you’re strictly into Asian women and weeb culture you need to be shot in the head

>> No.20293062

>>20293031
It means we go up since every robinhoodie retard thinks we go down.

>> No.20293066

>>20293018
Because they're poor, grew up poor, or it's a block or two away from the slums.

Have you been to asialand? In China, HK, Philippines, Thailand, Indonesia it literally is a block or two from nice family homes, to get some cheap hookers to families with nothing.

It's fun to fuck all three classes in a day, ironically the higher tier ones are fucked more often I guess.

>> No.20293072

would i be required to maintain $25k+ in a robinhood account if i want to only trade options with it and not day trade stocks? will i be prevented from selling my options if i dont maintain 25k?

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>>20293018
because they have 10,000 iq

asian girls or asian people in general cant lose.

they dont ever lose.

their brain is like a machine

theyre all rich

>> No.20293081

>>20293026
>it cant go any lower...
Not too sure about that, cases are rising whether you like it or not, it will probably result in further lockdowns/restrictions.

>> No.20293092

>>20293031
let me rephrase that
the opposite of what /biz/ expects is what happens, always

>> No.20293093
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20293093

>EVRI Already over 7000 watchers on stocktwits

>> No.20293094

>>20293059
Weeb culture is a-okay, it's the gooklovers that need to be turned into fucking compost because there's nothing good about that cult-ran degenerate shithole chink client state.

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>>20292990
why are banks bad, o smart one. why are indexes so good and tasty?

>> No.20293108

>>20293018
where to buy asian investor gf

>> No.20293110

>>20293072
If you’re trying to sell an option you bought with unsettled funds yes it will still be a violation. However options settle in just 1 day.

>> No.20293118

>>20293073
>they have 10,000 iq
>they dont ever lose.
*posts NIKKEI 225*

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>>20293073
are you aware of how far you are detached from reality?

>> No.20293136

>>20293118
Nikkei is a cautionary tale to every faggot that thinks line goes up infinitely.

>> No.20293152

>>20293110
ok so as long as im buying with settled funds im good.. thank you. For RH purposes is withdrawable cash = settled funds i assume? i dont see an actual settled funds indicator.

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>>20293027
99% of censored shithole communities with payed bots like on /pol/

even talking about something as mundane as this , is far more content than anything these bots talk about (npcs)

you could talk about the bread you just toasted in your toasted and id be more intrigued than the shit i have to look at all day

>> No.20293156

>>20293128
>>20293118
ignore kpop poster, you will only get chink shilling autism.

>> No.20293167

>>20293136
if you isolate yourself on your small cuck island and fap to hentai all day, it can happen

>> No.20293184

>>20293136
But that was an intentional PnD by the BOJ...
And then they were fucked by an agreement regarding the yen. Maybe They could just switch to the dollar?

>> No.20293188
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20293188

Just a heads up. DHL is buying solo cars, as retarded as it sounds. Partnership inc.

>> No.20293210

>>20293154
This fucking smoothbrain can't even spell paid

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>>20293136
i just looked at the "nikkei 225" on google and the graph looks like its at just about an all time high

it looks great

japan is a beautiful country

and better than usa which has black people burning down cities

>> No.20293216
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20293216

USS BONHOMME on FIRE!
Bullish!

https://twitter.com/CavasShips/status/1282386773042233349

>> No.20293223

>>20293188
I bought in at $2.60, this I like.

>> No.20293226

>>20292878
i just put 40,000 for the long run 2 weeks ago

wish me luck

>> No.20293228

>>20293154
>more intrigued than the shit i have to look at all day
what are you being forced to look at? dirty dishes? did you try that cold brew that was recommended a while ago?

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>>20293188

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>>20293167
the nips tried to go hang out on other islands and in mainland asia back in the 40s, but then they got nuked
we should have let imperial Japan rule over china and korea probably, it would have been better than what ended up happening
but they bombed pearl harbor so fuck them, they get what they deserve

>> No.20293237

>thread is over 50% gookspammers
>reporting them does nothing
I hate the weekend.

>> No.20293241

>>20293216
>French name for us ship
I hate it

>> No.20293252

>>20293107
Well diversification for one. Also it's cheaper. $3000 for one share of Amazon or 54.12 shares of SWTSX for the same amount. Which also gets me Amazon and the whole market in one go plus $49.79 annual divvy income (reinvested)

>> No.20293259

>>20293216
>French name for us ship
I love it, truly our greatest ally

>> No.20293260

>>20293216
LMT
GD
NOC
LHX
RTX
or BA

take your pick

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>>20293128
Stupid best girl poster.

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>>20293228
i have a mental illness of being "bored to death"

i cant come up with any ideas of what to do .

im severely limited in my actions of behavior

some of it has to do with money

like ya if i had infinite money id just go race lambos or something

but if ur just stuck in ur house and ur a regular dude

u buy like yogurt thats ur high point of the day

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20293281

remember

>> No.20293283

>>20293260
Huntington Ingalls Industries Inc?

>> No.20293294

>>20293107
Bank stocks have been shitting the bed for decades. The industry is a clusterfuck. Regulated into the ground, everybody hates them, oh and they own 10,000,000 increasingly irrelevant brick and mortar branches. Lol they aren’t even allowed to prop trade any more.

>> No.20293296

>>20293266
That's not the only mental illness you got

>> No.20293299

>>20293228
>did you try that cold brew that was recommended a while ago?
wots this about

>>20293260
they all make planes

>> No.20293302

Can somebody fucking explain to me how is Tesla rising and how the fuck it's at 1500 rn. Is everyone just fucking around until the market crashes?

>> No.20293307

I keep thinking I'm in /kpg/ and almost join in on the idol posting

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Imagine not holding bank calls right now. ngmi, brainlets.

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>>20293307
do it

>>20293309
I keep buying PNC shares because it keeps not going up
no calls tho

>> No.20293337

>>20293294
>everybody hates them
>leftist "liberals" are everyone
They may have a lot of power, but they don't represent me.

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>>20293265
not that guy
i just like the pics

>> No.20293349

>>20293266
relatable. post more of her i saw you in another thread.

>> No.20293373

>>20293283
uhh
MC too smol for me

>>20293299
>wat is GD
>plane drop bomb on ship

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>>20293309
>bank calls

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>>20293281
>outdated
Here you go

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>>20293252
>>20293294
pls don't answer for that shithead, anons (great answers imo).

>>20293299
Kpop has some weird hills to die on and is piss poor but likes his starbucks. Nothing against starbucks and his right to make choices, but when presented with the alternative of making cold brew for himself on the cheap, he claimed it would be impossible because he has autism with cleaning dishes and that it would not a cost savings that would help him get more of his neetbux on margin to buy more GUSH.

>> No.20293429

>>20293405
it applies to everything you DONKEY

>> No.20293433

What are some stocks that won't be affected by another lockdown or unemployment?

>> No.20293456

>>20292787
Nth for EVRI

>> No.20293457

So when you guys buy a call and then have the right to exercise, you don't actually have to possess the capital to buy 100 shares of the stock, you can simply 'sell' the call to the market right away?
Is this how this shit works?

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>>20293373
I don't own any GD, I got NOC instead because they make super secret drones

>>20293424
oh I thought there was some secret special cold brew recipe going around
I just make it with coffee + water
maybe I will make some today

>>20293433
maybe look for things that were least effected by the first wave of lockdowns

>> No.20293492

You guys are my friends

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>>20293349
sorry my collection is not vast enough rn

there are some AMAZING sohee webms out there i wish i had them for you

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>>20293188
>let's load up the cuck car
>can fit 2.3 boxes worth of deliveries
>this saves time and money

Unless its strictly for letter sized hotshots, why the fuck is this even an option?

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>>20292814
>>20292825
I pray to God that I'm not working or at school when tech crashes because I want to be here to see all the pain and suffering

>> No.20293538

I'm thinking about when I get older (60's) to basically kill my grass in my backyard. So that way I won't have to mow it anymore. Or pay out the ass for some service company to do it.. I push mow it now, god if I tried that during summer in my 60's I'd fucking die..

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>>20293424
he also has admitted to being ~5'3'' and wanting to transition, and having only recently been released from inpatient psychiatric treatment, yet calls exercise homosexual and mentally ill. I wish you'd stop humoring that thing, it's only here to derail the thread.

>>20293492
<3

>> No.20293557

really hoping SHLL dips on open. I'd like to secure a bigger bag before September

>> No.20293578

>>20293429
>buying suboptimal holds when you can have THE optimal hold
Buy every TQQQ

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>>20293012
>all of the economic activity is just... disgruntling
could you expand on this? Is there too much of it because people are being reckless or something? Or the wrong kind? I thought the lack of economic activity was the worrisome part.

>>20290765
>>20290296
christ... I need to find the next one before it get's pumped on bullshit. That DHS SOLO pic is hilarious, I wonder how many people are going to believe the partnership nonsense/

>> No.20293590

>>20293485
>maybe look for things that were least effected by the first wave of lockdowns
this is a great way to lose money because a potential second wave is priced in

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>>20293424
actually im moving soon so i dont want to get a coffee station

and number 2 i think it would be complicated to make my own cold brew even if its just a few filters and letting it sit and people make it seem easier than it is

because even making tea takes some degree of effort

i have a electric kettle to assist and i still think its a hassle

>> No.20293602

>>20293457
I’ve wondered this myself. Say I hold a profitable ITM call contract through expiration. Will the broker cover the cost of buying the shares and then immediately sell them and give me the difference? Or will I be fucked and have to deposit money in the account. My guess is it probably depends and if I wanted to find out I’d have to call the broker and ask.

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>>20293492
>friend

>> No.20293607

>>20293538
>what is a robot mower
Or just get clover.

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>>20293538
a lot of old people move to the desert
you could just put gravel and rocks in the places that you don't want to mow, or have vegetable beds instead

>>20293590
I was just trying to help... I don't know what answer you were looking for
I'm trying to buy solid all-weather stocks right now. staples, defense/aero, indices, low-beta stuff

>>20293597
cold brew is super easy
at least try it, then if it gets too hard you can give up

>> No.20293681

Who else iron handing the horse? Think we’ll finally pump again this week

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>>20293659
if i am going to buy creamer which to me i factor in the costs of that

i would rather just make me some milky tea

i love milky tea

why do i need coffee

>> No.20293725

>>20293681
ngmi

>> No.20293737

>>20293681
i'm in since $4, i'm thinking about holding because i think some movie tier shit will happen where some other rich person or institute is going to throatfuck that twitter kike and ruin him

>> No.20293746

>>20293693
you don't really need coffee, the official stimulant hierarchy is
amphetamines > adrafinil/modafinil > caffeine
but you shouldn't be afraid of making some cold brü

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>>20293681
Nah i've learned my lesson and took profits at between $18 and $20

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PSA:

Please keep reporting the k-pop faggot so we can get him range banned.

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NATH should be moonshotting, that Hot dog eating contest was Bang

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>>20293746
i dont believe in caffeine to begin with because it causes chronic migraine headaches

when i get coffee i get decaf

>> No.20293779

>>20293540
Don't forget the sex with black trannys, or the sub high school level education

>> No.20293801
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>>20293540
oh man... I didn't know that... I was getting some kicks like watching TLC, but now I feel cruel and that there is nothing I can do to maybe even marginally improve their situation without causing serious harm.

>>20293585
>could you expand on this?
sure, it's the number of people going out and spending money, when everyone's liquidity preference should be going through the roof. It has been a literal V shape recovery, but
>still ongoing unemployment
>initial claims going down, but still significant number of claims
>layoffs coming
>employment to pop is still under 60%
>pic related shows pickup in long term unemployed
Not only does it seem like there's been a huge inflation in the equities markets that is going unchecked, but the real economy itself seems somewhat unconcerned with the economic realities that are facing us. I have no idea where the revenues will come from to continue supporting growth. There are supply chain issues for consumer durables. I really think this is the last few months of shuffling cards and getting into position before the fallout.

>>20293597
All I can say is to consider giving it a shot some time. You can even make it in your little kettle. just filter it when you pour.
>people make it seem easier than it is
i mean, if the cleanup is that much of a hassle, you're kind of right, but it's still less clean up than a normal cup you make on your own.

>> No.20293805

>>20293774
>not into coffee
>still pays money for decaf
NGMI BRO

>> No.20293812

>>20293602
I dont have the right to trade options from the EU, but that must be it.
There's too many people here who buy calls of TSLA and AMZN and make great gains. No way so many people can afford 150k or 300k to close the position, even if it'll profit them by selling back to the market right away.
Will wait for some feedback from option-traders though

>> No.20293824

I am literally addicted to buying gold mining stocks and TQQQ
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.20293832

>>20293693
>those yellow qt's
Built for handholding and marriage to white guys.

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>>20293805
coffee niggers spend more on coffee than me

if i spend 3$ on a large starbucks per day

you probably drink like 10 cups a day

and if you are drinking expensive good tasting kind probably ends up more than i do

>> No.20293864

>>20293801
Where to put money when shit goes downhill?

>> No.20293868

>>20293844
Bro I drink English breakfast tea each morning I brew at home. I spend like $7 on a box that last me two weeks.

>> No.20293876

Can’t wait to dump my $EVRI bags on you faggots tomorrow at open.

>> No.20293901

>>20293801
>there is nothing I can do to maybe even marginally improve their situation
You can't help people who won't admit they need to change. He looks down on functional people and takes pride in his dysfunction. Those poeple need to hit rock bottom, and that doesn't happen if they are rewarded with the attention they seek.

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>>20293832
awww yes the dream

/
>>20293868
i drink green tea

im defending tea

im not defending coffee

coffee has high caffeine and acid pH

>> No.20293916

Xth for all in on XOM.

>> No.20293918

>>20293812
Most people don’t hold through expiration they sell the contract for a profit before the expiration date.

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>>20293585
>>20293801
>it's the number of people going out and spending money
I'm also not sure what everyone is spending money on. It must all be essentials or discretionary

>>20293864
Yourself! It's the only thing I can think of at this time. I really still like Commodities, PM, and PM miners, but investing in yourself, consumables that don't expire... lead..., and maybe some durables is what I'm imagining will pay off the most right now.

>>20293901
>Those poeple need to hit rock bottom
idk how much further that goes senpai. It's exceptional.

>> No.20293950

>>20293457
Yes
Suppose the underlying price winds up being $5 at (or near) expiration when the strike price is $4
You can sell that contract for $4.95 (or other slight discount from current market price) and someone WILL buy it because its 100 shares with a 1% discount.
You make ($4.95 - premium you paid) * 100. And you made this money without ever having to have the capital to buy the underlying shares.

>> No.20293976

who is the whore in the OP?

>> No.20293979

When do futures open?

>> No.20293985

>>20293979
4PM ET.

>> No.20294000

>>20293976
I thought op image was a Mexican boy in the thumbnail

>> No.20294030

>>20293979
in 1 hour and 85 minutes

>> No.20294052

>>20293902
You're a subhuman

>> No.20294062

>>20293457
>>20293950
>can only trade covered options to you do need to have all the cash available to theoretically action the call you purchased even though there's no reason to demand that collateral since buying a call doesn't buy an obligation, just a right
I had to start doing that shit on WeBull since they don't give a fuck and let you do whatever you want.

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20294112

It's not fair, bros.

>> No.20294125

>>20294062
No idea how EU brokers work but most US brokers require enabling margin so that you can always "in theory" have the capital needed to cover exercising the contracts

>> No.20294136

>>20293950
If the person who buys the call from you chooses to exercise it, do they buy the shares from you?

>> No.20294145

Shit is gonna retrace back to 10, then I am in.

>> No.20294149

https://now-inzichtelijk.nl/

Full list of companies who get support from the Dutch gov in the past months. Tons of foreign companies. Might be worth a search.
Even Tesla is on it for some millions.
>tfw I pay taxes so Tesla gets even more free money

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20294152

>https://youtu.be/Z0r-vC-RHkU
>Tesla
ultrakek

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>>20294052
i can actually prove im a real human

a lot of npcs you debate with on /pol/ you can be like "i think women should get married to women and they should have children and have a house with a pick it fence"

and theyll be like fuck off , kys

theyre just robots they dont believe in anything they just demoralize you

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20294187

>>20294152
>clickbait faggot thumbnail
>click video anyway knowing it'll be a mistake
>that "male's" voice is like 4 octaves too high

>> No.20294194

>>20294158
>I’m a human because I argue retarded things
not human and ngmi

>> No.20294199

>>20294152
$2000 before end of next week

>> No.20294200

>>20294136
>If the person who buys the call from you chooses to exercise it, do they buy the shares from you?
No. They are still buying the shares from the original call seller. There are several posters in this thread that literally do all of their trading with contracts without ever actually having a filthy disgusting stock touch their brokerage accounts.
The bigger picture here is that options are how you access leveraged trading which can multiply gains (or losses).

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>>20294194
i meant men marry women

u can just say the most normal basic things like " i dislike online cencorship" and then theyll be like ACTUALLY twitter controls us were supposed to be censored i love it

mark zuckerberg should get bonuses for all hes done for us

>> No.20294333

>>20293681
I'm in at a low price so I can afford to wait. I'll still make money even if it crashes to single digits and I have to finally pull. The pushback against the kike twitter that crashed the stock last week is starting up . This weekend has been a bunch of other medium name accounts in the usual places I check getting traction in pointing out why calling it a worthless bubble is just fud by people who make money shorting.

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20294334

>General Dynamics Dry Dock.
Get ready for cheapies on monday.

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>>20293801
That is such a cute fluffy doggo... makes me miss my golden retriever of many years ago. He was a good dog, and fluffy. Also miss my cats now too...

Were you part of the conversation about the deflationary spiral yesterday? US savings rates were setting records, and the pent-up demand is real. It's a big problem if people continue to save instead of spend.

I think this is largely pent up demand, people who had been putting off buying a new mattress or visiting the dentist are suddenly all going out at once. They now know it's possible that these things could shut down, and they don't want to risk being forced to wait again.

I'm going to be watching this:
>The Conference Board publishes the Consumer Confidence Index® at 10 a.m. ET on the last Tuesday of every month.
>Jul 28, 2020 (Jul) 10:00

>> No.20294381

>Tesla slashes Model Y SUV price
bullish or bearish

>> No.20294392

>>20294381
It was only like 3k. But it’s news so probably bullish.

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>>20293768
how many hot dogs did u eat

>> No.20294404

A new china EV stock is gonna ipo soon. Li one I think is the name. Already has a SUV out in china. 100 million ipo price tag

>> No.20294415

Should I be selling some covered SPCE calls? Sounds like free money come tomorrow

>> No.20294418

>>20294381
>p-please buy o-our c-c-car

>> No.20294419

>>20294397
That looks so fucking bomb honestly. Never had a hot dog bun with sesame seeds. I didn’t even know there were “gourmet” hot dog buns. Based.

>> No.20294422

>>20294381
>"appreciating asset"
>price reduction
You figure it out. Everyone knows some of the most dark magic accounting this side of Wirecard is going to be done to get TSLA on the NASDAQ. Just accept it.
>>20294380
>I think this is largely pent up demand, people who had been putting off buying a new mattress or visiting the dentist are suddenly all going out at once
I don't think people overcompensate their averages when it comes to spending. I think that was just gone. If anything, because most of the people alive today went through the garbage fire of 2008 I can see that demand slowly recover.

>> No.20294475

WTF THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.20294498

>>20294200
Okay this make sense, thanks. I was under the impression the underlying share responsibilities were also transferred with a sale of a call.

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mattress stores are scams

how does a piece of foam cost like 5000$

and couches

dude fuck these industries

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>>20294422
>I don't think people overcompensate their averages when it comes to spending
if it's restaurants and business trips, they don't. If it's durable goods and other products they believe they need, they do

>> No.20294517

>>20294422
>nasdaq

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>>20293824
blessed

>>20294419
those are chicago dogs, they are the best

>>20294506
you should start a furniture company
I believe in u

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>>20294527
i should

thats one of my dreams

just undercut the jews on absolutely everything

>> No.20294553

>>20294419
>sesame seeds

>> No.20294560

>>20294334
Sauce on that being a GD dry dock?

>> No.20294568

>>20294419
>>20294527
I meant poppy seeds. Is that pickle or what? I need to move out of cali asap

>> No.20294578

>>20294517
Woops, typo. Been utterly obsessed with TQQQ recently. Trying to figure out if I could DIY a TQQQ and not have to pay those fees.

>> No.20294590

>>20294560
Lookner & Twitter.

>> No.20294597

>>20294553
I know I realized my faggotry late

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>>20294549
the Jeff Bezos way

>>20294568
you might be able to get chicago dogs somewhere in california
you can at least make them yourself

>> No.20294636

sp500 opening at 3200 no less

>> No.20294653

>>20293950
>>20294062
Okay, just one follow-up question. I've never touched options so that might sound retarded.
I can see for instance, people selling MSFT calls with a strike price of $215.00 exp 7/24.
Initially my FOMO senses tell me this would theoretically be a very low-risk call to buy. Is there a catch and it's much riskier than it looks? What's the catch?

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>>20294610
i dont think jeff bezos is undercutting anyone

its expensive to shop on amazon


always has been

nickle and dimers go to ebay to bid and save 20 cents

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>>20294610
>norway
ahahahahahahaha

>> No.20294707

>>20294578
Bro, 55% of qqq is 10 companies. 30% of qqq is Microsoft, apple, and amazon. Hold those 3 and you won't need 3x leverage. The other 90 companies weigh down qqq

>> No.20294739

Tell me why I shouldn't buy Delta puts for a week out.

>> No.20294754

>>20294653
>I can see for instance, people selling MSFT calls with a strike price of $215.00 exp 7/24.
>Initially my FOMO senses tell me this would theoretically be a very low-risk call to buy.
Depends on the premium. You break even if the price gets to strike + premium. My guess is if it "seems" like easy money than the premium will be priced accordingly.
>What's the catch?
Learn your greeks. This I am not going to spoonfeed you. Many people get burned a lot at first unnecessarily because they don't take the time to learn them. The fundamental inputs into premium are strike price (vs. current price), volatility, and time. For option buyers (such as you buying the MSFT call), time is their mortal enemy and volatility their friend. For option sellers, volatility is their mortal enemy and time is their friend.

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>>20294380
>Were you part of the conversation about the deflationary spiral yesterday?
no, but from what i've seen, the threads are generally pretty spot on in discussing this topic.
>US savings rates were setting records, and the pent-up demand is real.
I think that >>20294422 has it right, but I'm still confused about what people are continuing to spend on, especially if places are having trouble keeping inventory of durables.
>It's a big problem if people continue to save instead of spend.
I also think that this trend has to do more with cares than anything else. We'll have to see how that plays out.

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20294761

>>20294610
aaaaand as usual it's totally inaccurate for Germany

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>>20294112
This image hurts anon.

>> No.20294792

>>20294761
That looks bomb. Is that a standard German bratwurst?

>> No.20294794

>>20294674
I don't mean it just in terms of their online amazon.com salesfront;
they make their own products and undercut the other sellers
they set up their own delivery and undercut all the delivery companies
they make their own streaming services and devices for cheap to make sure that you aren't buying them from other people
etc. etc. etc.
soon they'll be making their own vehicles and buildings and selling water
Jeff will grow more powerful until he attains godhood

I am grateful to amazon Prime streaming service that they let me stream seasons 1-3 of Macross Saga for free because I'm a mechachad

>>20294761
nice looking dog
that image shouldn't be taken as a true official hot dog canon, it's more of an exploration of the hot dog space

>> No.20294796

>>20294610
Has to be vienna beef though

>> No.20294803

>>20294707
I want an account that passively generates returns and a playing account. TQQQ's expense ratio is triggering my autism but I am also too lazy to actively manage the futures and options contracts. I think there might be room for more than FAANG. If I didn't think that I'd just go all in on FNGU instead.
>>20294739
How much more beat down can DAL get? They'd have to issue more shares at this point.

>> No.20294814

>>20294754
Ok homie you've been more than patient with the questions. I'll learn the theta's and the like before doing anything reckless. Thanks btw

>> No.20294816

>>20292787
why isn't everyone shorting evil Wayfair?

>> No.20294826

>>20294816
Pedo trafficking

>> No.20294852

>>20294816
Nothing about Wayfair's price movement has made any sense since March. I don't want to short something I don't understand in the slightest.
>>20294814
Good luck.

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>>20294794
well i dont use streaming services because im not a fucking retard

and i dont really need to buy a hdmi cable that was amazon basics vs one of the other ones which is in the same price range because theyre all dirt cheap anyways

so where is bezos really undercutting people dramatically

i would say they use special deals with ups to have a advantage over other companies

which isnt undercutting its called collusion or something of that nature

>> No.20294881

>>20294334
>>20294560
>>20294590
It is not a GD dry dock it was a TSLA dry dock, leave GD alone, GD has like 12 EPS while TSLA has -150000 EPS, fuck off you fucking gay niggers

>> No.20294893

>>20294816
i think it's part of several big indexes/funds. it's not going down unless something massive would happen to it
whoever started this 200 iq pedo fud is based however for trying, that's a lot of money to make if it would start to go down because of this bullshit (check r/conspiracy)

>> No.20294917

>>20292864
I waited patiently and nobody answered me

:(

>> No.20294922

>>20294636
Double top if it opens there it’s going to be sent right back down to 309

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>>20294852
What part of a collage with tenuous implications and no links to references don’t you understand?

She advocated for cunny, and therefore we must lock her up and execute her, and anyone that can be connected to her.

Cunny has the power to destroy nations, and must be demonized at all costs. What would happen if the used goods of the world were replaced by sex robots that resembled women of prime fertility? Chaos.

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>>20294860
it's even a famous quote from Jeffy B, you can read about it here:
https://www.marketplacepulse.com/articles/the-cost-of-your-margin-is-my-opportunity

>> No.20294951

>>20293979
Monday

>> No.20294957

>>20294881
Sorry bro. It is what it is. I think they call these "acts of god" in the insurance business.

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>>20294947
thats propaganda dude

selling online costs more than retail stores

jeff bezos does it cuz he never payed taxes and got tax credits

and never had sales tax in the early days

online has everything a retail store has to do except an additional system to navigate millions of packages across the country

walmart just buys it from the factory and they drop it off at one destination every morning with thousands of items at once

retail is far more price efficient in reality

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>>20294991
you're too focused on the image of amazon = selling things online
they do that sure, but they do everything else too, they are a massively multidimensional company.
Like the other massive tech companies (google, for example) it would take hours or days just to go over all of the various amazon business segments, and by the time you describe all of the things that they are currently doing to make money, they probably already have new business ventures that they've started.

>> No.20295124

>>20294761
Germans can go to hell for currywurst though.

>> No.20295144

I don't use streaming services. I do find them useful though; Less time before the content I want finds its way to a pirate ship site or one of its brothers. I've got my own streaming service; Plex. Ironically enough I don't uh avail myself of those sites much anymore cause I'm picky as hell as to what I'll grab and when you've got all the shows & films from your childhood till your late 30's already you tend not to really give a shit much about new stuff.

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which is the best

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>>20295115
ya i mean i could start a new business flinging dog shit if i had billions to throw around

the more money u have the easier it is to do that

elon created that "the boring company" he was just like ya let me just make this stupid bullshit in the backyard cuz i have millions to throw at it

>> No.20295178

>>20293985
This is a lie

>> No.20295218

FUTURES BLOOD RED

>> No.20295223

>>20295115
>replying to kpop faggot
ngmi

>> No.20295244

You realize EVRI is going to dump a little after open tomorrow and you will all be bag holding, right ?

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>>20295168
it's called "The Boring Company" because they dig tunnels (they "bore" tunnels)
it's a very funny name for that company

For now they are trying to sell someone the hyperloop and dig holes for that, but eventually mars colonization will involve a lot of digging. Which is (I assume) why Elon started that company.

>> No.20295292

>>20295249
The hyperloop is literally physically impossible. People figured this out a hundred years ago.

>> No.20295313

>>20294803
DAL and anything airline related is going to get rekt if a vaccine is not found by 2021.

The holidays are where they earn the most....and also when the virus is the most active. Not good.

>> No.20295322

>>20295244
>got in late so your plan is dumb
ngmi

>> No.20295361

>>20295244
GIL faggots (got in late) are the most pathetic people on /smg/

>> No.20295397

>>20295361
Literally me with WKHS. I almost ate a bullet when I had to cut my losses.

>> No.20295404

>>20295313
Then buy airline and transport shorts dirt cheap now because corona vaccines are still impossible.

>> No.20295406

>>20295292
I think that they need tunnel-digging technology to build the mass driver and to eventually tunnel on mars, the mass-transit stuff is just to see if they can make money on that too

>> No.20295449

>>20295292
Got any info on that?

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20295452

>>20295244
>>20295322
>>20295361
Absolute based. EVRI is mooning, gil’s can get fucked kek.

>> No.20295457

fuck gooks and chinks
fuck gookposters

>> No.20295460

>>20295292
I hate Musk and have been a massive fan of "hyperloop" ideas since before he got his filthy meme hands on it.

I live in NYC and know the bullshit of commuting, there is far more money in this technology than in his battery cars or space bullshit. Underground maglev vaccuum travel across the earth is the next leep for humanity. Airtravel and shipping are archaic

>> No.20295462

>>20295361
>those retards trashing on WKHS and calls everyone a retard when they don't realize it was shilled on here when it was as low as $4 even $2 and a bunch of anons made out with 300-800% gains

>> No.20295476

>>20295361
Yes, but they also give rise to pink wojacks. Which pleases me.

>> No.20295485

>>20295406
The hyperloop isn't just a fast train. It's a pressurized train. Do you know what happens if anything goes wrong on a pressurized train ride? Everyone instantly dies.

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>>20295485
the hyper poop.

it works better when its above ground sky train

what a dumby!

>> No.20295541

>>20295404
I'll give until mid-October. Targeting AAL and United.

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>hate the taste of food unless its like chef made 100$ restaurant food

>and grossed out by most of it like eggs( fetuses)

>cant even muster up the strength to order something to eat because its all nasty

>> No.20295595
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72 MINUTES

>> No.20295602

>>20295322
>>20295361
>>20295452
>>20295476
you niggers make me realize I actually hate you. You made me realize that 4chan being shut down would unironically make the world a better place. Thanks.

>> No.20295618

>>20295572
Eggs are not fetuses until they are fertilized and begin to develop you fucking halfwit, eggs are just as much fetus as the food the chicken eats before shitting it out. Stupid retard

>> No.20295620

>>20295572
what are your favorite foods to eat...
I thought that u liked McDonalds
I'm going to make some bratwurst and sauerkraut later

>> No.20295655

to be honest, how is something like NKLA even legal in america
guy creates a literal fud company, with some photoshopped pictures, buys himself a $230 million home
now the nikola """company""" can go to $0 and nobody can be held accountable

>> No.20295665

>>20295449
Thunderf00t. Yeah, yeah, I know, >Thunderf00t, he's literally a doctor of physics and if anything he'd be praising Elon's politics, I'm going to trust him on this.

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>>20295618
its still as if you were eating an aborted baby chicken

its sick

>>20295620
no mcdonalds is garbage and i eat it cuz its the cheapest thing

i could eat steak for every meal but like the 50$ ones that rich people eat on occasion

which id go broke too fast

>> No.20295683

>>20295655
america is the only place where that is legal and common

>> No.20295710

>>20295655
The same reasons Tesla is @ 1500. Everyone is seeing potential.

>> No.20295723

>>20295678
yeah and eating gummy worms is like eating a real worm

>> No.20295729 [DELETED] 

>>20295665
>Thunderf00t
when will you reddit niggers leave

>> No.20295763

>>20295710
teslas market cap wasn't even near nklas, while they even had an actual product...

>> No.20295768

>>20295655
Because retards have the righto make and lose money, though cry and ask for handouts when they lose.

>> No.20295783

>>20295710
>Everyone is seeing potential.
LMFAO
more like everyone fomo'ing in like a retard

>> No.20295803

>>20295620
Eating meat in the 21st century.....

Just eat Beyond Meat. Same taste without the dead body.

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>>20295595
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(plz crash the russlele2k)

>> No.20295815

>>20295783
Tesla has the advantage of being a cult and "representing", through its CEO, about 10 other companies High King Elon has but since Tesla's the only one that's public it's funneled all that money because it makes people believe they're buying into all that other shit.

>> No.20295833

>>20295803
Kys asap

>> No.20295870

>>20295833
OK I'll kms.....

>Eats meat

>> No.20295904

>>20295815
i reckon so

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amazon fresh literally doesnt even have ground beef available

they have 10$ /lb beyond beef

this is what im talking about dude

i cant even eat

>> No.20295944

>>20295870
Imagine believing the jew this much

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>>20295803
>A chemically adulterated lump of genetic offal is an acceptable substitute for natural meat.

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I'm up 90% on $LMND, there's alot of bullish news, but i'm scared bros, who has some inside on the

>> No.20296046

>>20293128
I'm so detached from reality that I can think lewd thoughts about this cartoon character
>>20295595
And also absolutely filthy ones with this faithful and wholesomely minded one

>> No.20296057

>>20295803
I think beyond tastes slightly better than sitting meat, though the price is not worth it, it would have to be cheaper than meat. I know if we make the transition though, meat will become a delicacy for the wealthy due to lower volume production.

>> No.20296090

>>20296016
>I'm up 90% on $LMND

How's that even possible?

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>>20296057
the jews want you to think that theres no space

but really its just them who cram cows in cages to create profits

and they dont like organic farming
because white people do it

>> No.20296119

>>20295960
“Natural meat” has tons of chemicals too

>> No.20296130

>>20296119
Kys

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>>20295803
kek.

Meat shelves where I live are STILL light on inventory. Used to love getting prime grade stuff from a butcher but it's gone up so high in price that I can't afford it now so I have to settle for supermarkets and they hardly have anything good there. Even the bacon racks only have the thin-sliced generic brand shit most of the time, everything else sold out.

But the fake meat products are still completely full on the shelves

Pic related is a usual meal, 16oz ribeye sous vide for 3 hours

>> No.20296186

who has actually beat SPY here, either or both, YTD and 1 year?

>> No.20296190

I'm buying the next Disney dip, hard. That shit is gonna be worth $300+ in the next few years.

>> No.20296192

>>20296165
Is it clone meat?

>> No.20296196

>>20296102
In the future, especially once in space, it will be plebeians who eat fake meat, while real meat is eaten by the wealthy who can afford it. Look at a map of the US by the way, it is mostly farmland.

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>>20296165
i wanna eat that but i know it costs like 25$+

and i can eat 2 per day

so thats 50$ budget per day for your eating , yet i try to spend like 10$ a day on food

it cant work.

i dont have aj ob im on a budget

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>>20296196
farming for corn and onions which make corn syrup and corn flakes to give people diabetes

its worthless garbage

>> No.20296247

Why the fuck didn't /smg/ tell me about $WIMI?

>> No.20296273

>>20296201
I eat cheap the whole week, but on Sunday night I spend like $40-60 on a single meal/wine.

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I watched some beginner option trading videos on youtube and I'm an expert now.

Also I'm feeling desperate enough to try it on something major that doesn't fluctuate a lot to practice.. like on Ford or something.

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>>20296273
but lets think about it

all that peanut butter and jelly in the week tastes like shit and you cram it down your wagie mouth

the only real food is the steak meal

were not truly eating

>> No.20296361

>>20296297
The only way you will learn is through experience, whether you make/lose money, lessen learnt.

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fucking options can go eat a dick

theyre not meant for the only mode only specific investments that you are aware of spiking up in the short term

wayfair i would do but im not paying 2000$ premium youre insane.

>> No.20296445

>>20296297
Sell an OTM covered call on a stock you own. Watch how the value changes day by day in relation to the stock’s movements. Buy a cheapo super OTM call and put and watch them too. Actually owning the contracts will make you a lot more interested in following and observing how they move.

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>>20296119
largely because of the industrialized meat production system, it' a damn shame

It's almost enough to make a guy pay for imported grass fed beef... almost

>>20296046
>I have sexual thoughts about imagery designed to be highly erotic
go to hospital for brain problems now please

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Guys, the EVRI shill operation on Stockwits is a success. If you’re already holding it’s going to be a good monday once we cash in on these stockwits FOMO fags lol.

>> No.20296525

where we goin bois
BLOOD RED
BLOOD GREEN
BLOOD CRAB

>> No.20296535

>>20295932
just go to the grocery store....

>>20296165
nice meat

>> No.20296572

Somebody sell me on Facebook. It's considered one of the big top 5 tech stocks. Should I buy into FB for a 5 year+ hold?

What does facebook own? Instagram?

>> No.20296581

this seems more like /investing/ than /smg/ and there aren't any other threads like this on /biz/, so:
can someone redpill me on GNMAs? they're a big chunk of total bond funds and i can't find any good posts on how they behave.

>> No.20296592

>>20296525
another green week
massive fomo big green next month once boomers and turtles realize they're missing out

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>>20296535
grocery store sells nasty shit

ill go to the meat department and its like im swimming in dead carcuses with flys on them that came from mass produced american farms

only the highest quality meat at whole foods is something i can even look at without puking

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20296637

Let's take the scenario of Tesla and other EV companies actually start making electric vehicles. Is investing in a LIT (lithium and battery tech ETF) a good long-term move?

>> No.20296639

Is there a good place to check various premium spreads? I want to queue a particular trade for Monday morning that has a very high likelihood of completing

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>31 reports against gookspammer
>no action

>> No.20296649

>>20296592
TSLA EOW o/u 2000?

>> No.20296659

>>20296649
yes

>> No.20296700

>>20296592
actually i think there will be a surprise rugpull -10% soon to cuck everyone with leverage, then after that it's a mission to the sun

>> No.20296707

>>20296649
TSLA earning are coming up.

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Oh boy I can't wait till regular trading hours

>> No.20296737

>>20296643
What do you think is going to happen? Permanent bans on 4chan are pretty much impossible for anyone dedicated to coming back.

Which is a good thing, because mods are nigger loving tranny kikes gayer than Mike Mike Pence giving Tim Apple a footjob

>> No.20296770

>>20296659
haha
funny

now go back though

>> No.20296797

>>20296707

What is the general consensus on earnings reports? Do people pretty much sell off on earnings call most of the time? I'm considering selling my Amazon stocks a few days before earnings report and see what happens.

>> No.20296806

NEW:
>>20296793
>>20296793
>>20296793
>>20296793
>>20296793

>> No.20296819

>>20296612
it's all dead animal carcasses anyway
I've hardly ever met a cut of meat that I didn't like, even the cheap shit can be delicious and nutritious

>> No.20296826

>>20296770
see you oh wait no i won't be able to do that on the moon at $2000+

>> No.20296847

>>20296801

New

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Too much euphoria in this thread, we goin down.

>> No.20296882

>>20296797
traditionally, yes.

>> No.20296903

>>20296847
newfaggot retard fuck off

>> No.20297142

>>20296513
I'm getting out at 8 or 10 because I'm nervous and a guy I follow on discord says the market is gonna have a March madness again soon

>> No.20297202

>>20293433
Grocery stores, Amazon, zoom, maybe square

>> No.20297500

>>20295665
Watching rn. Never heard of this chap. Interesting. I want to believe, but I'm not a Musk fan.