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>....
>..well, you never spend any time with ME anymore. you're always on your phone or laptop looking at that stupid forum with the frogs, or too busy "making trades." what about ME? NO anon, I don't want to hear how the next hour is critical and you can't go out because you might loose your spending money. you're going to have to chose, once and for all, otherwise it's ME you'll be losing!

>> No.20265865

>You're a man

>> No.20265869

>>20265861
Well then put out bitch, otherwise im 'chonning.

>> No.20265873
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>>20265861
I pick stinky linky

>> No.20265886

You like staying at home all day or do you want to go back to work in your shit tier job that you hated?
Right. So let me make my money
*opens a couple charts and starts shit posting on 4chan for 8 hours*

>> No.20265904

Shut up bitch or its anal at evening.

>> No.20265912

>>20265861
But does she know about DMG?

>> No.20265948

>>20265886
This

>> No.20265958

>>20265861

That guy has some huge tits

>> No.20265977

>>20265861
>Money buys me many whores
>The door is that way, whatever your name is. Was it Elaine? That'll annoy me. Oh cool LINKs up $0.02

>> No.20266043
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*presses cigarette between pursed, lips and pulls a massive drag*

Just look at you...laying there, looking like a runny pancake, braying nonsense like the barnyard breed mare that you are. Lemme ask you something Butterbean...

You ever see Star Wars?
"Y-yes."
You ever see Star Wars IN *flicks cigarette off her face* 3D!?
"Anon!"
Hahaha COW! Now pack up your shit and GTFO of my office.

>> No.20266044

Anon why are you letting her laze around on the couch all day?
There is dinner to be made, laundry, ironing and cleaning to be done.
Why are you having to explain your actions to her? Your job is to lead, she will follow. Set boundaries for her and she will comply. Next time she starts whining just laugh at her, tease her a little, tell her you know what's best, then slap her arse and take her upstairs. This stuff should come naturally, what have they been teaching you zoomers?

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>>20265861

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>>20265861
What's the right answer here?

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>>20265861
B-baby, I’m trying to m-m-make a better life for us. And f-for our black baby. Y-y-you just need some of da b-b-bbc, huh?

>> No.20266184

>>20265861
What a sloppy mess

>> No.20266185

>>20265904
>or
>having a woman who thinks of anal as a punishment

I smell an incel

>> No.20266194

>>20266136
You are wet thinking of a man leading you in such a capacity, aren't you cupcake?
Too many boys in your life, never had a grown man take charge and make you submit.

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>>20265886

>> No.20266318

>>20266185
>having a small PP
LMAOING@YOURLIFE

>> No.20266357

>>20265861
>otherwise it's ME you'll be losing!
Stinky linkies: worth 100k+ in ten years
Roastie: Worthless and post-wall in ten years
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

>> No.20266365

" i know baby, but i gotta put in the work. How about you make me a sandwich, and go to the gym" Then when i'm done in 2 hours we can continue exercising. You know i do it all for you baby.
"ok baby, you want your regular style sandwich?"

>> No.20266392

>>20266365
This anon gets women

>> No.20266410

>>20266194
you post like a horny 50+ year old man on a camsite

>> No.20267018

>>20266410
Shaming doesn't work on me sweetheart.

>> No.20267176

>>20266044
a woman should naturally be well behaved. If she needs babysitting, thats anti eugenic

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>>20265861
>Darling. Look at me. I *love* you. Do you really think I'd let Grade A specimens that will be growing into Princes and Princesses after milking on THOSE udders of ours NOT have the best in life??
>anon, I love you SO much. I'm so sorry
>darling, shut up for a minute please. I've got something to tell you
>anon?
>I was going to wait until our anniversary but I've actually been planning on how to make sure that you ARE more involved in ensuring the financial security of our huge family for quite some time
>Omg anon, please. I'll do anything
>Shhhhh. I've sent you a link which importantly includes a referral from my Binance account. But before you open it up I want you to get your makeup on, squeeze into that SEXY pencil dress of yours, get your heels on and get ready for work... you *successful* BUSINESS woman you! But wait. While you get ready you think about the special Mother's Day our fantastic offspring will give you one day won't you sugar?
>Anon, I don't deserve you
>Shhhhh, shhhhhhhhh