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20265175 No.20265175 [Reply] [Original]

Why the fuck is a JSON parser worth anything again?

>> No.20265186

The conference yesterday revealed to the world the fat Russian that runs this scam. Price has already tanked 10%. Once it breaks through the $5 resistance the panic will begin and small holders and speculators will begin to offload, with the whales already long gone. Once it shoots through the $2.5 mark, unabated FEAR will ripe through all LINKies. With all those who dumped their current accounts into this scam twitching at their arsehole continuously while refreshing binance. The $0.50 mark will be met, the largest panic in history will ensue. The final stinky Nodes will begin to go offline, and wagecuckers with their engineering salaries loaded up in LINK will be left with it stuck in their wallet, unable to move it to binance to salvage some self respect. The price WILL tank at this point to sub $0.5, and most probably sub ICO levels. From that day forward the stinky Linkie wagecucking engineering nerds who bought this coin thinking it had fundamentals will go back to their jobs, with no money in their current accounts, to be made redundant by the next wave of pajeets arriving to undercut their wages. Stinky Linkies will hold bags FOREVER, with no job, no money, and no crypto. I warned you LINKies. There’s still time to get out. Sell NOW. Don’t be stinky, don’t be a LINKie.

>> No.20265202
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>>20265175
Jason Parser is a high networth individual, and you will be too if you hold the chosen token, LINK.

>> No.20265205

Because it's still in a very long drawn out honeymoon phase where people still have no clue whether it'll actually be a success in real world applications (beyond just being used by other shitcoins).

Imagine the first big Link glitch in real world application that causes the loss of $millions... At that point the party is over and it'll crash due to all confidence in crypto evaporating

>> No.20265212

>>20265205
>Imagine the first big Link glitch in real world application that causes the loss of $millions
well, thats basically what happened with ETH and ETC, yet Ethereum is still around. I think deluded cultists would still keep the price up even if said big glitch happens

>> No.20265230

The javascript has been hacked and now all LINK nodes are being affected, meaning they will go offline one by one.

But here's the real trick; every node that goes offline first has to be validated by other nodes,
Thus the first node won't go offline until EVERY SINGLE NODE has verified it actually has gone offline

LINK will be in an infinite javascript loop. Maybe if you're a programmer you will recognize FOR and WHILE loops.
Well.. This is a FOR loop that NEVER ends.

The price will TANK to at least 100 satoshi. Maybe even lower when the nodes are actually verified being offline.

Sergey is now busy setting up extra nodes to undo this process. Called contra-hacking. He has injected some GO-language code, pseudo-offline code, into the ChainLink network.
This means nodes will appear the be online, while they are struggling to go offline, but in the meantime they cant because it isnt verified yet.
Neat trick if you ask me, but it wont last long before the other nodes will know whats really going on.

>> No.20265238

MLM scam

>> No.20265568

>>20265230
Poor fud

>> No.20265715
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20265715

only way to earn more link is with link3d.io