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20256041 No.20256041 [Reply] [Original]

What do we do if the government passes a law requiring us to turn in our private keys or go to jail?

>> No.20256113

How do they even know I hold something if I split them in several wallets and wash them through many services?

>> No.20256131

Escape and go waaaayyyy the fuck off the grid. I'm hating society and the establishment more and more with each passing day.

>> No.20256168

>>20256113
I’m coming at this from a trying to stay legal perspective. I don’t want the irs up my ass and Coinbase will report what I’ve done. So I’m going to pay tax on my gains and the government is gonna know what I have. Then one day such a law might pass.

>> No.20256273

>>20256131
Then what’s the point of crypto if I have to live in a shack in the woods with no internet?

>> No.20256313

>>20256273
you don't get it.

>> No.20256621
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20256621

GIVE THEM NOTHING

>> No.20257138
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>>20256621
BUT TAKE FROM THEM
EVERYTHING

>> No.20257157

>>20257138
he was literally too based for this world

>> No.20257170

>>20256273
If society takes away my only way of escaping the worst parts of living in it, then I have no desire to live in it.

>> No.20257183

>>20256041
what private keys?

>> No.20257194

>>20256041
buy monero

>> No.20257221

>>20256041
lost it on a fishing trip

>> No.20257226

>>20256041
Leave the country, like it's that easy lol

>> No.20257293

>>20256168
I was too skurd literally overpaid irs on my crypto trades to stave off penalties and interest it’s worth it anon the irs is the worst entity to lend money from. I fully acknowledge that I’m a cuck but I don’t wanna pay more and I used binance and coinbase so fuck it.

>> No.20257374

>>20256041
Ghost gets huge, but spending your gains becomes a chore?

>> No.20257397
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>>20256041
then theyre going to have to come extract it from my bussy

>> No.20257408

Doesn't matter because the market would plummet anyway. At that point you might as well just sell and cut your losses

>> No.20257441

>>20256041
I don’t even know my passwords so too bad

>> No.20257445

>>20257226
>just pay your taxes to king george, like it's that easy lol

do you even freedom, anon?

>> No.20257502

>>20256041
Kill myself.

>> No.20257506

>>20257221
this only works with monero

if you have a surveillance coin and you move what you said was lost, then you will hear a knock.

>> No.20257522

>>20256041
What is a private key?

>> No.20258381

>>20257522
indeed gonna pull a schiff if all else fails

>> No.20258395

>>20256041
What private keys?

>> No.20258575

>>20258395
>He doesn't know
Do...we tell him, guys?

>> No.20258603

>>20256041
How do I turn in something that exists purely in my head? All physical copies have been destroyed

>> No.20258701

Anos Who memorize their 12 Words Will be fine

>> No.20258811

Lol. I mined the majority of what I own. Reported total amount of profit, paid taxes on it, nothing more. I have the cleanest coins you could have. They'll have to believe what I tell them, because there's NO paper trail saying otherwise

>> No.20258847

>>20256041
Start our own country. Look at how well it worked out for ANTIFA

>> No.20258873

>>20257138
seriously was this guy ever wrong

>> No.20258883

>>20256041
just leave your country lol

>> No.20258904
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>>20257138
Rest In Peace. He knew too much

>> No.20258939

>>20256041
Keys? Sure, here's my house keys and here's my car keys. Everything in order?

>> No.20258966

>>20258603
If you don't want this nail through your scrotum youll start talking

>> No.20259936

No taxation without representation

>> No.20260200

>>20256041
The law that will be passed is called money laundering making crypto illegal.