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Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 13:43:46 No.20250324 [Reply] [Original]

HOW IS TESLA $1500??!! IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE THEIR PROFITS DONT EVEN REFLECT 10% OF THAT NUMBER!!! WHAT FUCKING PLANET ARE WE ON?? IS THIS SOME ALTERNATIVE REALITY WHERE UP IS DOWN?? IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 13:51:19 No.20250471 Normies started trading stocks like shitcoins.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 13:52:12 No.20250484 which profit?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 13:53:45 No.20250514 >>20250484 On the cars nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 13:55:15 No.20250540 >>20250471 2017: the return

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 13:56:05 No.20250560 >>20250324 buy puts then pussy

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 14:01:07 No.20250660 >>20250324 Short it bro

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 14:05:54 No.20250745 >>20250324 Don’t question the market. There is no such thing as price discovery, stonks can only go up until the collapse thanks to the fed and millions of braindead “investors”.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 14:06:18 No.20250751 >>20250324 Normies

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 14:07:49 No.20250781 It's actually insane that I remember holding TSLA back in 2018. I didn't have enough money to do anything with it though. It's crazy that it is 1491 now. Fucking insane, especially with everything going on.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 14:10:33 No.20250857 >>20250324 Anon don't tell me you shorted it just "because Reddit likes it" or some retarded contrarian logic like that. They do make the best non-luxury cars in the world.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 14:28:22 No.20251212 >>20250514 That's now profit, that revenue. Tesla has no profit, it's deep in the red. In fact it just got downgraded to shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 14:29:04 No.20251231 >>20250324 Shut up and get back on the grill

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 14:31:24 No.20251290 >>20250324 shut up and enjoy the ride, the rest of the market will catch up after the big dogs take their share first.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 14:33:27 No.20251334 File: 28 KB, 750x148, D9CA0565-013D-4C89-9CF4-7C2658E6B5F4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20250324 BIG MAD

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 14:52:17 No.20251765 TeslaQ are faggots. hope they necked

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 14:57:33 No.20251884 Shirt it then ;)

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 15:01:21 No.20251976 >>20251334 You have one share you poor faggot stfu

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 15:02:17 No.20251998 >>20251884 I'm not gonna short it because ITS GONNA KEEP GOING UP AND ITS GONNA KEEP GOING UP BECAUSE IGNORANT FAGGOTS KEEP BUYING IT YES I'M MAD

Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 15:09:01 No.20252152
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dumb people entered the market in large numbers. smart money institutional investors realized this and also bought meme shitstocks because they recognize normie euphoria memestock buying

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 15:19:35 No.20252394 >>20250324 If NKLA can be worth 20 billion with a bunch of PowerPoint slides as their only real assets then why not Tesla be worth 1 trillion?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 15:21:59 No.20252447 >>20251334 Mad as fuck I only got 10.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 15:24:09 No.20252492 >>20250324 1) elon is a spook (and a fraud) and 2) the market never makes any sense. It is stage-managed out of the trade desks of the primary dealers.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 16:18:26 No.20253696 I had 125 shares at $250, sold at $350 after the cyber truck presentation. Also 40000 link at around $.4 sold that at $1.2

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 16:20:39 No.20253751 >>20253696 Wow, good job.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 16:22:37 No.20253792 >>20253751 I decided to bug a new vehicle with the small profit. I am a nigger.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 16:23:41 No.20253820 >>20253792 ..**Buy

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 16:44:00 No.20254280 >>20250324 Buy ford

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 16:45:31 No.20254315 >>20250324 Because that market is fake and drunk on Fed money.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 16:46:37 No.20254332 File: 129 KB, 594x594, 1593047176712.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20250324 Exponential growth

Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 16:47:39 No.20254359
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>>20250324
>HOW IS TESLA $1500??!! IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE THEIR PROFITS DONT EVEN REFLECT 10% OF THAT NUMBER!!! WHAT FUCKING PLANET ARE WE ON?? IS THIS SOME ALTERNATIVE REALITY WHERE UP IS DOWN?? IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 16:50:00 No.20254409 >>20250324 he makes a lot of noise on social media and grabs normies attention. since a lot of them get free gibs all over the world and there is no more minimum amount you can invest with nowadays, tsla became an obvious normie choice

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 16:50:16 No.20254415 Cult-like FOMO, combined with a short squeeze

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>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 16:54:58 No.20254508 >>20252152 Smart money institutional investors seething because normies make as much money trading as they do without an education

Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 16:56:48 No.20254540
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>>20250324
You don't get it. These are long-term investors who think Tesla will be as successful as Apple. I'm one of them and I bought when TSLA was $500. I keep telling /biz/ to buy TSLA back in April but you guys would just laugh at me. It's your fault for missing out.

Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 16:58:10 No.20254564

>>20250324
nigga, the market does not reflect the present. it never did. It is purely speculation of what a company might be worth in the future. Tesla is obviously going to be one of the most successful companies in the upcoming years and elon musk will be the new Henry Ford on steroids and will down in the history books. Investors see this and bet high on it. Also, robinhood retailers FOMO too

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 16:59:33 No.20254588 >>20254540 This. Always do the opposite of /biz/.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 16:59:52 No.20254595 >>20254564 >nigga, the market does not reflect the present. it never did. It is purely speculation of what a company might be worth in the future. COPE

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 17:00:12 No.20254604 >>20250324 nothings makes sense anymore

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 17:03:29 No.20254668 Notesla cope here should I buy a share? should I even bother?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 17:03:57 No.20254676 haha TSLA go brrrrr

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 17:05:24 No.20254712 >>20254564 that's basically retarded All stocks should 1000% higher than they are right now since they'll be 10x bigger than they are now sometime in the far future, by your logic

Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 17:06:10 No.20254726
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>>20254508
literally this. hedge funds pay their traders millions while normie retail traders are matching if not surpassing their percentage gains by buying meme tech stocks.
>>20254564
so how far in the future is TSLA priced now? 20 -30 years? lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 17:11:02 No.20254837 The crash is going to be absolutely cataclysmic. Please dont tell me its different this time. Its never different this time

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 10, 2020 17:16:28 No.20254954 File: 82 KB, 640x794, 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20254837 retard

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