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Imagine investing in this.

He doesn't have the makeup of a truly successful CEO. Fat, lazy, high-pitched rambler posing as a designer with his daily plaid flannel.

The only thing he will end up accomplishing is scamming a bunch of desperate NEETs for millions and will either escape into the abyss or end up in prison.

>> No.20247931

He is your typical Russian caricature.

Fat, vodka drinking, pickled cucumber munching smelly Ruski boi that got his way with some big shots at SWIFT and WEF and after that bloated up

>> No.20247981

Insider here. The announcement is that Sergey has left the Chainlink team.
The last reported sighting of him was inside of a Planned Parenthood in New York City asking women waiting for abortions if they had entered into a smart contract agreement with their unborn fetus. He was eventually escorted out by staff, but not before pulling two Big Macs out of his pockets and flinging them wildly, the contents of the sandwiches covering the clinic's walls and its patrons. Authorities were called immediately after the incident but Sergey had fled the scene. Witnesses claim that he was screaming "I am the oracle!" repeatedly as he ran off, eventually diving into an uncovered manhole in the street.

>> No.20247994

Are there any other successful CEOs that are as obese as Sergey?

>> No.20248710

>>20247994
Gabe Newell is the only one and he attended Harvard. What has Sergey accomplished?

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>>20247981
Man these never get old.

>> No.20248856

>>20247994
Marcus persson, former ceo of minecraft

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>>20247873
>Imagine investing in this.
Imagine...

http://qed.vc/

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