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>SERGEY LIVESTREAM UP SERGEY LIVESTREAM UP
>"So what is Chainlink? Chainlink is..."
>"We are thrilled to announce today, that we are hiring, so if you want to join our team..."
>If this sounds like something that interests you, we'd love to chat

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IT'S NOT EVEN $6 BECAUSE HE SAID THE SAME SHIT THIS WEEK

>> No.20246507
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>MARINES I JUST BOUGHT AT $6.33 I'M READY FOR TODAY'S SERGEY STREAM
>"So here is an example of shitcoin A decentralizing lines of credit no one will use, for optics"
>"We are looking for chainlink evangelists, and have grants ready"

HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>W-why didn't he talk about staking or reputation?

>> No.20246543

Amazing. Wait until link goes under $5 this weekend, biz is about to be pure entertainment

>> No.20246630

>Can you give any examples of enterprises using it today?
>well, we guess maybe someone will soon, and others will follow

>Can you tell us the barriers to adoption?
>well erm it's really fucking complex lol

Thankfully only 600 people watched this shitshow

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>>20246630
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Logos all over websites
>No activity on mainnet from said logos
>No but we integrated with Bancor and DMM, just as good

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.20246774

>>20246630
lmao

>> No.20247379

kek

>> No.20247393

>>20246445
This is the year

>> No.20247399

The nolinker cope is the most delicious nectar

>> No.20247416

>>20246766
>what is testnet

>> No.20247480

Delete this, you're hurting LINK

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>>20247399
>The nolinker cope is the most delicious nectar

>> No.20247527

is this the best FUD you guys are left with

>> No.20247548
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>>20247527
>is this the best FUD you guys are left with

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>>20247480
LOL! BUMP!!!!

>> No.20247559

I give him credit for coming up with a great solution to connecting multiple blockchains and institutions via smart contract oracles, but the guy isn't even a computer scientist. Wasn't he like a philosophy major or something in university?

He was able to slap his name onto the idea that would revolutionize the crypto industry. But the actual development of the project is nothing but vapor wave, and /biz/ literally memed its way to financial wealth and prosperity by shilling the fuck out of this coin for three years straight.

Still blows my mind it was sitting under .40 cents a coin at one point and I never thought it would have taken off. Fuck you tards for being right.

>> No.20247580

>>20246445
last month
>h-hah this is a $4 stablecoin
this week
>h-HAH this is sitting just below $6 now!

>> No.20247613
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>>20246445
>he doesnt know link will be 100 EOY

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>>20247480
ahahahahaha

>>20247399
>n-nolinker cope

>>20247559
hahahaha a philosophy major who can't even philosophize about weight loss HAHAHAHA

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Imagine investing in this.

He doesn't have the makeup of a truly successful CEO. Fat, lazy, high-pitched rambler posing as a designer with his daily plaid flannel.

The only thing he will end up accomplishing is scamming a bunch of desperate NEETs for millions and will either escape into the abyss or end up in prison.

>> No.20247780

>>20246445
>SERGEY LIVESTREAM UP SERGEY LIVESTREAM UP
sauce?

>> No.20247847

>>20246630
delet this

>> No.20247944

>>20247745
HAHAHAHAHA BLIMP SIGHTING BLIMP SIGHTING HAHAHAHAHA

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>>20246630
>please dont ask us how we're funding all our new employees

>> No.20248270

>>20247951
that extra $1 over $5
helps when
80%
turned into
79% now

>> No.20248353

LINK TO VIDEO?
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>> No.20248829

Why are retards trying to fud link? We all know that there is a 100% chance we are going to make it with a few thousand. Why bother trying to get linklets with 50 link stacks to sell

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>>20248829
retard

>> No.20248959

>>20247745
>scamming neets
yeah we only 13xd our investment, he really scammed us

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>>20248829
>Why are retards trying to fud link? We all know that there is a 100% chance we are going to make it with a few thousand. Why bother trying to get linklets with 50 link stacks to sell

>> No.20249045

>>20247480
bump

>> No.20249054

>>20248829
why do you see so many link threads?
want to know who's buying link? (You), this demographic right here, google is not buying your bag and never will.
people who bought years ago sell to the people here today, the cycle repeats itself. link doesn't do anything, it's price is reflective of the dreams of the future.

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>>20248829
This is swingers chant trying to buy back lower as they have sold
But we all know how swingies eventually end up

>> No.20249156

>>20249093
that aint even a noose

>> No.20249204

didn't read, still up x55 :^)

>> No.20249460

FUCK JANNIES
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK LINKIES